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Originally posted by david.michael She's got what I like to call that "mediocre, drug-addicted cokehead actress rolling through Hollywood that you just wanna bang" look.

Her beef curtains looked a right sorry state when the paparazzi caught a butchers.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Hahahaha go drink your Lemon Cello you dirty Italian poof.

im half irish so i only bend down instead of sitting when i pee...go throw a rock at a protestant and i'll buy you a welshman to kick around....arrrrrrrrrghhhhh

/irish catholic

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Originally posted by david.michael She's got what I like to call that "mediocre, drug-addicted cokehead actress rolling through Hollywood that you just wanna bang" look.

i just don't find her that appealing. i guess without the omg i want to have sex with her, there isn't really much to care about.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak im half irish so i only bend down instead of sitting when i pee...go throw a rock at a protestant and i'll buy you a welshman to kick around....arrrrrrrrrghhhhh /irish catholic

Haha.

Don't get me started on the Welsh.

i wish every weekend was World Broadcast Premiere Weekend of Mean Girls night on TBS

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Haha. Don't get me started on the Welsh.

I love the Welsh...i think every Brit should own one.
*talking like father ted*
lets play beat the foreigner with the hurley stick like our forefathers!

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Her beef curtains looked a right sorry state when the paparazzi caught a butchers.

when? where? i don't follow much tabloids..

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Originally posted by tyos when? where? i don't follow much tabloids..

your greek you follow the little ladies to choir practice.
blasphemer *throws guiness in your face*

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak I love the Welsh...i think every Brit should own one. *talking like father ted* lets play beat the foreigner with the hurley stick like our forefathers!

Hahaha the only use the Taffs have is sending them down some death trap mine to collect coal.

I've been there three times, most memorable when we nearly got lynched by a whole village due to some kid calling my black mate a ******, it wasn't fun being chased by a mob after our blood.

On the subject of that quote, Irelands quite a racist place.

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when? where? i don't follow much tabloids..

There about on the net, she looks like she hasn't washed the old flaps for a month or two.

to me lohan is one big freckle. Seriously im not hating on freckles but shes is covered from head to toe. Its like someone threw liquid shit at a pasta strainer and voila, you got lohan. If she wanted to be a serious actress she probably shouldn't of done herby, bruce willis, and partied with the whore of all attention whores...paris hilton

when its the world cup of soccer...im a wop
when its time to act like a psychotic drunk with a speech impediment: top of the morning to you fine sir.
*beats girlfriend with the passion of conor larkin and hits children in the mouth with the extended printing of trinity*

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak when its the world cup of soccer...im a wop when its time to act like a psychotic drunk with a speech impediment: top of the morning to you fine sir. *beats girlfriend with the passion of conor larkin and hits children in the mouth with the extended printing of trinity*

See I'm half English and half Irish. When I'm drunk I get a bit crazy but in no way do I get a speech impediment, It's people misinterpeting British slang. Just like I don't understand the majority of middle class white kids on this forum who seem to use black slang.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSBH80jm-rc

Here is Mr Kingsley demonstrating the proper way to speak the Queens English.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan See I'm half English and half Irish. When I'm drunk I get a bit crazy but in no way do I get a speech impediment, It's people misinterpeting British slang. Just like I don't understand the majority of middle class white kids on this forum who seem to use black slang. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSBH80jm-rc Here is Mr Kingsley demonstrating the proper way to speak the Queens English.

i'll punch the fucking queen in the snatch and make her suck my blarney stones...sellout. You must perpetuate the slurry impediment to hide the tiny irish penis factor...god bless italia in that dept

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i'll punch the fucking queen in the snatch and make her suck my blarney stones...sellout. You must perpetuate the slurry impediment to hide the tiny irish penis factor...god bless italia in that dept

McBollocks say that to your little wops birds they like a bit of Irish white pudding and green eyes. None of that hairy fat pizza gut and cheesy greasy chat up lines.

im not the one with the potato in my knickers

Hehe! Good to hear some proper English.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak im not the one with the potato in my knickers

Nah you got a leg of prosciutto rammed up your fucking arse.

i understand you pain half irish half italian means i have a big dick but balls the size of peanut m&m's.....damn genetics

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i understand you pain half irish half italian means i have a big dick but balls the size of peanut m&m's.....damn genetics

Then why are Italian girls so easy?

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Then why are Italian girls so easy?

because their brothers are faster?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak because their brothers are faster?

Yes I heard Italians love to crawl over their own mother to fuck their sister.

did you know relative humidity is actually the little puddle of sweat in the back dimple an italian woman gets when her brothers and dad go doggy with her? its okay for me to say this stuff because black people can use the n word and lindsey lohan does sex scenes.

Oooh, oooh, I wanna play.

vermicelli comes from old wop lady ear hair...
this thread is much better now.
like in roman times.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak did you know relative humidity is actually the little puddle of sweat in the back dimple an italian woman gets when her brothers and dad go doggy with her? its okay for me to say this stuff because black people can use the n word and lindsey lohan does sex scenes.

Haha.

Lets just hope Miss Lohan and Miss Hilton and co end up in Compton unclothed. Blackzilla porn films will be a thing of the past.

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