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No hemorrhoids?
I take my best wishes back.

No hemorrhoids?
I take my best wishes back.

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Originally posted by Frenchie No hemorrhoids? I take my best wishes back.

We'll see tomorrow, I had a particularly intense chest day today - you never know when those little bastards are going to spring up. I'll keep you posted, maybe try to get some pics of me having them lanced at the doctor's.

Mason your ALIVE!!!! Im so glad you survived!

If you are aiming to get some haemorrhoids again in the near future, then best of luck dood! Just remember that haemorrhoids are an achievable goal in life.

Here dood, this is for you:
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it's a song I made, you can do the haemorrhoid dance to it. Put your arse in the air & spread your legs like you just don't care!!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Mason your ALIVE!!!! Im so glad you survived! If you are aiming to get some haemorrhoids again in the near future, then best of luck dood! Just remember that haemorrhoids are an achievable goal in life. Here dood, this is for you: [[ LINK REMOVED ]] it's a song I made, you can do the haemorrhoid dance to it. Put your arse in the air & spread your legs like you just don't care!!

dude! I have to wait 18 minutes for that shit!!

oh, on another arse related note - wait at *least* an hour before going to the gym after taking NO-Xplode. I left there in a near panic, my stomach making Wookie-like sounds. I was driving 20 miles over thinking of what the hell I would do if a cop pulled me over, i was torn between pulling over and running into the bushes and exploding, exploding in the car or having him chase me to my house then exploding.

Luckily, no cop and let me be the first to tell you, there was a veritable detonation.

You know you had a good bowel movement when you start laughing with relief while wiping the sweat from your brow.

9.5 / 10 easily

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Originally posted by Masonious You know you had a good bowel movement when you start laughing with relief while wiping the sweat from your brow. 9.5 / 10 easily

And when no one tries to persecute you for doing so!

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Originally posted by RJT And when no one tries to persecute you for doing so!

Hear hear!! Pooping is one of man's most glorious achievements! Give me a solid bowel movement, or give me death!

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Originally posted by Ygrene

omg...that's exactly what I looked like driving home from the gym

I aggree. Pooping is mans best friend. Im dissappointed in humanity that it has not embraced this vital part of our lives. holliwood executives should ashamed of themselves. What do we want to see? We want to see the Terminator poop while driving a motorcycle into a helicopter, We want to see Neo take a huge crap in the Matrix, We want to see the Gladiator Maximus do one final poop before the poison kills him, We want to see Rambo cut off a mans head & poop down his throat and then we want to see a transformer take a poop!!

Been a while since I've had a 10... even a 9.

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Originally posted by RJT Been a while since I've had a 10... even a 9.

I'm sorry bro I hope you have a 9+ really soon.

Myra, feed Rob some undercooked prawns / scallops / shrimp - stat!!

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Originally posted by Masonious I'm sorry bro I hope you have a 9+ really soon. Myra, feed Rob some undercooked prawns / scallops / shrimp - stat!!

Just an FYI for all you perpetrators out there:

Maspwnious' Haemorrhoids >>>>> all y'alls haemorrhoids



Respek!

*random gangage signage*

Nah, it's not like I want it to be forced, or even that I need to get all that much out - I'd just like one of those satisfying poos so nice you could write a note to your grandmother about it.

You know?

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Originally posted by RJT Nah, it's not like I want it to be forced, or even that I need to get all that much out - I'd just like one of those satisfying poos so nice you could write a note to your grandmother about it. You know?

I feel like they're good when you feel the need to show others and/or name it...one that really leaves a sense of accomplishment

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Originally posted by Masonious I'm sorry bro I hope you have a 9+ really soon. Myra, feed Rob some undercooked prawns / scallops / shrimp - stat!!

she pooped hard enough for both of them when I made my IGK thread

I liked your song Xeno :*)

I do see where RJT is coming from. It is good to have a nice surprise poop that makes you grab the toilet seat, lift your legs & suddenly blast off into the stratosphere like a nasa rocket. Damn those poops are satisfying, but you can't fake them. Faking them would be like getting breast implants & then realising that your nipples are different locations & are pointing in totally different directions.

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Originally posted by Orbax I liked your song Xeno :*)

Dood, that is awesome!! I'm going to go by this threads theme & do a poop in your honour! Today, I poop for Orbax!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I do see where RJT is coming from. It is good to have a nice surprise poop that makes you grab the toilet seat, lift your legs & suddenly blast off into the stratosphere like a nasa rocket. Damn those poops are satisfying, but you can't fake them. Faking them would be like getting breast implants & then realising that your nipples are different locations & are pointing in totally different directions.

Exactly. I don't want to fake it.

It should be magical, not orchestrated.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Dood, that is awesome!! I'm going to go by this threads theme & do a poop in your honour! Today, I poop for Orbax!

if you eat like 5 bucks of steamed spinach tonight youll poop green in the morning.

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