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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak if you speak like that in montreal we make you walk around wearing a gold star |
italian eh?
are u one of those italians that claims he's italian because his great grandfather's roommates friend, knew a guy who once met an italian or do u speak it and shit. cuz if u claim a nationality and dont speak the language thats sad
Re: italian eh?
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| Originally posted by polak58 are u one of those italians that claims he's italian because his great grandfather's roommates friend, knew a guy who once met an italian or do u speak it and shit. cuz if u claim a nationality and dont speak the language thats sad |
no i am italian because i dont mix with water like oil.
italian is a real language though, polish just sounds like you are talking with your mouth full and thats rude even for a pollack.
I have nothing against you man...i just got this stupid polish gilr pregnant once...she said the birth control pills didnt work cuz they kept falling out.
shh alex the passport is secret and only used when i pretend to pick up drunk chicks by acting like the baron of provalone.
man ud be funnier if u cud spell dude, its not pollack its polak. u know its hard watching a guy pouring his heart out to be a smart ass but wen he cant spell the nationality of whom hes insulting. then he's either italian like u said or just retarded.
dont make me start with the polish jokes
speak some italian for me buddy.
A Polish man went to a carpenter and asked, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said the Pole, "my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."
catso
Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy?
There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.
ooooo the guy says dick in italian and hes fluent
btw the biggest and best mall in europe is actually in poland, its called arkadia in warsaw.
There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me."
He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request.
The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "This is a hardware store!"
it was voted the biggest and best im not just saying that
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet this Frenchman called Jean Paul and become good pals. Jean Paul finds these two Poles some-what amusing and so he goes all out to make them happy. He treats them at pubs, bars, discotheques... This goes on for a while until one fine day Jean Paul fails to turn up. The Poles assume that some important work would have held him up and do not take a serious note of it. But, perhaps something more serious has occurred serious as Jean Paul does not turn up for next five days at a stretch. At this the Poles get alarmed and go to the police station to lodge a report. The inspector asks them to give details of the person who's missing. The following conversation follows:
Markowski: Well, his name is Jean Paul.
Inspector: It's a very common name in France. Something more please.
Krachevski: Well, he is very tall.
Inspector: Most of the people in France are tall. Big deal.
Markowski: Well, he's got blue eyes.
Inspector: Oh! no. Something more substantial.
Krachevski: I got it. This is slightly uncommon. I'm sure now you
shall be able to track him. You see, He's got two holes in his ass.
Inspector: (shocked): Well, well, that's curious. Are you sure?
Krachevski: Ya! Ya!
Inspector: Are you definitely sure that this very personal info you
have is CORRECT?
Krachevski: Most certainly.
Inspector (still skeptical): But how're you so sure?
Krachevski: Simple. Whenever we used to go with him to the bar,
everyone used to greet him as "Here comes Jean Paul with two
ass-holes."
*******
A Polish man was walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a Frenchman lying on the beach who is surrounded by adoring women.
"Excuse me," he says, taking the guy aside, "but I've been trying to meet one of those women for about an hour now, and I just can't seem to get anywhere with them. You're French. You know these women. What do they want?"
"Maybee I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way."
"Wow! Thanks!" says the Pole, and off he goes to the store. He buys a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back to the beach. He parades up and down the beach but still has no luck with the ladies. So he goes back to the Frenchman.
"I'm sorry to bother you again," he says, "but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I still haven't been able to meet a girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. You go to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way."
"Thanks!" says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the potato, puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Up and down, up and down he walks, but the women will hardly even look at him.
After half an hour he can't take it anymore and goes back to the Frenchman. "Look," he says, "I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and I walked up and down the beach, and still nothing! What more can I do?" "Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why don't you try moving zee potato to the front of zee sweeming suit?"
i love you
i can copy and paste too.. yay !! (btw i know u switched shit around in the italian / polish joke) but ur a cool dude any ways
how many poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb
mondays are awesome
im waiting on the wop jokes...
how do you kill a wop?
you slam the toilet bowl on his head while he's getting a drink.
ur cool
yoooooooooooooooooooooooo
armin > tiesto
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Re: Armin Van Burren VS Tiesto!! Cast ur votes
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| Originally posted by polak58 arguably best two djs around, who has ur vote for best dj? |
ERIKA I KNOW YOU LOVE THE FLUFFY TRANCE BELLS COME ON
hahahahaha
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| Originally posted by polak58 http://www.arkadia.com.pl/ |
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| Originally posted by Wisnia the chicks are all hot |
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| Originally posted by Marcus007 ERIKA I KNOW YOU LOVE THE FLUFFY TRANCE BELLS COME ON hahahahaha |
we have an event list... go check there. and humm.... we dont give a shit about who is better... tiesto or armin... thats old news.... must be really a noob to ask that kind of question.
ANF i want more polish jokes
Polish authorities probing if Teletubbies are gay
WARSAW (AFP) - Poland's child rights ombudsman said on Monday she was investigating whether "The Teletubbies," the British television show for infants, promotes homosexuality.
"It would be good for a group of psychologists to talk to children about this. We need to examine this. If inappropriate attitudes have been promoted, we need to react," said Ewa Sowinska.
In an interview with the weekly news magazine Wprost, Sowinska said the character Tinky Winky was in the spotlight.
The plump purple creature is considered male due to his relative height, but carries a handbag.
"I have heard that this could be a hidden homosexual insinuation," said Sowinska.
Poland's deputy speaker of parliament Ludwik Dorn, a conservative Catholic, reprimanded Sowinska, telling her to avoid public statements that could make the ombudsman's office look "ridiculous," said Dorn's spokesman Witold Lisicki.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po -- the four chubby luminous-coloured furry figures with aerials on their heads and television sets in their bellies -- appeared on BBC television for the first time in 1997.
"The Teletubbies" have since been screened in 120 countries and translated into 45 languages.
When the show was first broadcast in the United States, the late Christian campaigner Jerry Falwell also took exception to Tinky Winky's accessory.
Tinky Winky was "modelling the gay lifestyle", Falwell charged in 1999, unintentionally sparking a rush for Teletubbie merchandise on America's gay scene
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