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Posted by idoru on Jun-01-2007 05:23:

Always remember...

1.) If you feel the need to hijack the plane, just break a CD in half. It's a helluva lot more dangerous than a nail-filer yet deemed safe to carry-on!
2.) Please place your mostly-empty clear bottle of Sprite through the x-ray machine. If you attempt to walk through with it in your hand, the security guard will prompt you to place it in the x-ray machine "for security purposes."

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 05:25:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru

2.) Please place your mostly-empty clear bottle of Sprite through the x-ray machine. If you attempt to walk through with it in your hand, the security guard will prompt you to place it in the x-ray machine "for security purposes."
boo.. your joke is dated. now you can only buy sprite once u go THROUGH the x-ray/cancer machine.

Posted by idoru on Jun-01-2007 05:28:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
boo.. your joke is dated. now you can only buy sprite once u go THROUGH the x-ray/cancer machine.

Umm, not unless you have it at home and come to the airport with it...

It's not a joke, either, it happened to me the last time I flew. The security guard literally insisted that it go through the fucking x-ray machine. A clear bottle with a clear liquid (before the whole liquid bans last year) is SURELY carrying an explosive device in it.

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-01-2007 05:31:

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 05:33:

Posted by Lira on Jun-01-2007 05:46:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
ya they made me drink my bottled water once.. wtvr im just like ok and chugged it.

You should've faked a drink poisoning

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 05:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

You should've faked a drink poisoning
hahahah imagine if you chug your coke

"feels like im about to exploooode"

Posted by idoru on Jun-01-2007 05:47:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
actually, there are a lot of plastic-esque explosives that are clear.

still a bit overdramatic for a sprite bottle, but yeah

Oh, I know. I would've accepted it if they felt the need to confiscate it, that would be fine. But how can an x-ray machine detect an explosive liquid? I thought that was pretty messed up.

Posted by eROs.au on Jun-01-2007 05:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
13 hours and 40 minutes, to be precise.

Jeezus. I've never been on a plane longer.

Gotta fly to Australia one of these days.

u will love it.

have a good trip. p.s. im so jealous

Posted by Rinster on Jun-01-2007 07:19:

flight 643?

Posted by enferno on Jun-01-2007 07:37:

dear wombat:

what has yew shaerp teef?

am provide much love to your duck boner,
jawknee

Posted by getfoul on Jun-01-2007 07:43:

Dear Journal,

I hope I didn't miss Enferno posting nudes of his ex. If he didn't, the diary thread would be a perfect place.

Posted by Ian on Jun-01-2007 08:13:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Umm, not unless you have it at home and come to the airport with it...

It's not a joke, either, it happened to me the last time I flew. The security guard literally insisted that it go through the fucking x-ray machine. A clear bottle with a clear liquid (before the whole liquid bans last year) is SURELY carrying an explosive device in it.

lol I walked through the airport in spain last year carrying a bottle of lucozade sport in my hand. they just smiled & sent me through.

Dear diary

close my window. I know I opened it cos it's sunny outside but it's still a tad nippy and I can't be arsed to move the 5ft to do so. Oh and I hear you're cheating on me with my green pen. Well I have news for you, the pen is nearly out of ink. fuck you.

Posted by ZeJayMan on Jun-01-2007 08:41:

Dear Diary.

I Got laid last night, the chick asked me to put on Papua New Guinea by the FS of L and it was then I knew i was going to ramrod the bitch. I'm back off to bed now. Tallyho!

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jun-01-2007 08:50:

dear cor
my biggest fantasy is to taint punch a pregnant midget while singing along to the bouncing white ball. This is happening next week.

ps i'm gonna listen to your mix now zeejay, but review after taint punch because its probably better that way.

Posted by idoru on Jun-01-2007 09:02:

Dear Diary,

Thank you so much for giving me this take-home test. A couple of keywords from each question into Google or Wikipedia and my answer is found. God, I'm a lazy asshole.

- Jake

Posted by biznology on Jun-01-2007 10:27:

dear diary,

the birds outside need, likely, to be raped and killed. the chirping sucks. i have managed my beers yet my significant other will likely still be mad. curse the closing shift.

i have control the of rent check so my responsibility will perhaps engender some favor.

peace across the world to those not having their business' close 3 hours early. such is love|

(listen to The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds it rocks at this hour)

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jun-01-2007 10:48:

dear cor
can't sleep
cant stop thinking about punching midget taint

Posted by getfoul on Jun-01-2007 21:38:

Deer Dear dare:

Today I realized just how much I want to donkey punch the ugly girl in the class. I just want to know if I can get away with the donkey punch without being inside her. I don't want her diseases.

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-01-2007 21:43:

Dear Diary,

don't you think a lock would be fitting of a Diary thread?

- igk

Posted by enferno on Jun-01-2007 21:43:

Dear Juvenile Butthole,

how long since your last punishment from igk?

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 21:51:

dear dear diary...

this is not a diary!

Posted by Yan on Jun-02-2007 13:39:

This place is so weird. @_@

Both TA and Japan, that is.

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Jun-02-2007 14:08:

damn you, yan!!!!!!!! i want to go to japan and speak to the people!!!

lol, have fun

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-02-2007 14:19:

quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
Deer Dear dare:

Today I realized just how much I want to donkey punch the ugly girl in the class. I just want to know if I can get away with the donkey punch without being inside her. I don't want her diseases.

Dear Diary,

getfoul is starting to scare me a lil' bit.

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