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Posted by tubularbills on Jun-01-2007 05:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
jesus f***ing christ.


lol, it's in your room isn't it.


Posted by Lilith on Jun-01-2007 05:24:

When you go to NZ, there's something they don't tell you in tourist guides much and for good reason.

Weta's

Weta's are not nice at all, they run around wherever they want (because I don't think they can fly) and they eat other insects with huge big chompers. So, when you and 2 girlfriends go skiing there, come back from a night of drinking to your motel and find a weta in the bathroom, you'll never sleep with the light off again until you fly out... oh and screaming really loudly like someone's cut your arm off doesn't make Weta's go away either.


(not my photo, I found it on the internets... last thing I'm doing with these bastards around was taking photos of them in case it tried to tear my throat out)


Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
When you go to NZ, there's something they don't tell you in tourist guides much and for good reason.

Weta's

Weta's are not nice at all, they run around wherever they want (because I don't think they can fly) and they eat other insects with huge big chompers. So, when you and 2 girlfriends go skiing there, come back from a night of drinking to your motel and find a weta in the bathroom, you'll never sleep with the light off again until you fly out... oh and screaming really loudly like someone's cut your arm off doesn't make Weta's go away either.


(not my photo, I found it on the internets... last thing I'm doing with these bastards around was taking photos of them in case it tried to tear my throat out)


Posted by tubularbills on Jun-01-2007 05:27:

^^
holy fuck!


Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 05:29:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
^^
holy fuck!
ha! looks like i win this time


Posted by tubularbills on Jun-01-2007 05:29:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
ha! looks like i win this time


damn

but i had more guys


Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 05:31:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills


but i had more guys
mmmm.. well played clerks!


Posted by tubularbills on Jun-01-2007 05:33:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
mmmm.. well played clerks!



Posted by babyvsrhino on Jun-01-2007 05:42:

and here i thought i was going to sleep tonight


Posted by kadomony on Jun-01-2007 05:46:

ever be takin a shit and see a spider coming down like RIGHT above you on a thread? reaaallly slowly and you're trying to shit before it reaches you?


Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 05:47:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
ever be takin a shit and see a spider coming down like RIGHT above you on a thread? reaaallly slowly and you're trying to shit before it reaches you?
abort operation shiza!


Posted by babyvsrhino on Jun-01-2007 05:52:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
ever be takin a shit and see a spider coming down like RIGHT above you on a thread? reaaallly slowly and you're trying to shit before it reaches you?

No, but once I turned around to face the back of the shower, and bam, one descending right in my face.


Posted by nchs09 on Jun-01-2007 05:53:

quote:
Originally posted by babyvsrhino
No, but once I turned around to face the back of the shower, and bam, one descending right in my face.
very dangerous... slippery surface and a quick reaction could = fall!


Posted by superglo on Jun-01-2007 06:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers


I don't know what to do.


piss on it while laughing hysterically.


Posted by biznology on Jun-01-2007 06:39:

living in colorado we dont have crazy bugs, but one time i poked a bug that looked like a giant ant, but its ass split open and bit orange stinger came out.

i think i used the hose to wash it down the gutter|


Posted by Domesticated on Jun-01-2007 07:08:

Haha, you guys are such wusses.

A majority of American spiders aren't even dangerous, except for a few funnel webs. Over here we have redbacks, whitetails and all other kinds. I remember when I was a kid and our toilet broke we had to use the outside one, which was infested with redbacks (potentially fatal bites) for a whole week. Probably the worst week of my life.

At the moment we are in the middle of a ten year drought, and because all the ground has dried up, all the ants have come to the surface looking for water, brining cockroaches and spider with them. There's fucking bugs everywhere. It's doing my head in.

I've been to New Zealand 4 times, and holy shit, I've never seen any of those Weta bugs before. That would scare the absolute shit out of me if I did. Glad we don't have them in Aus.


Posted by getfoul on Jun-01-2007 07:35:

bug + 409 cleaning spray = dead bug


Posted by Rinster on Jun-01-2007 07:38:

+1 on cleaning spray, and then just vacuum the beast if your to scared to touch it.


Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-01-2007 08:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
Haha, you guys are such wusses.

A majority of American spiders aren't even dangerous, except for a few funnel webs. Over here we have redbacks, whitetails and all other kinds. I remember when I was a kid and our toilet broke we had to use the outside one, which was infested with redbacks (potentially fatal bites) for a whole week. Probably the worst week of my life.


Gah. I grew up in the country and I HATED the 'thunderbox.' Fuck, pretty much everything in those outdoor fockers are deadly, incuding your/anyone's crap, but the spiders...

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog

At the moment we are in the middle of a ten year drought, and because all the ground has dried up, all the ants have come to the surface looking for water, brining cockroaches and spider with them. There's fucking bugs everywhere. It's doing my head in.


So it's because of the lack of water? So that's why we have so many fucking *insert many expletives* ants going insane around here right now? Seriously, I can sit down and watch a movie, with my glass of (something sweet) sitting on the coffee table, and within 20 mins there are little fucking ants crawling into it


Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-01-2007 08:32:

When i was in the Philippines i saw a mosquito like the size of my hand.


Posted by ZeJayMan on Jun-01-2007 08:36:

�5 says that Weta bug is what was in that woman's hair in the second Indiana Jones movie. I knew i recognised that ****** from somewhere!


Posted by eROs.au on Jun-01-2007 08:37:

just remember, its a bugs life.


Posted by Zharen on Jun-01-2007 08:56:

Marc, if there was ever a time to do acid, now is the time. Eat a few tabs, march right back in that bathroom and trip the fuck out with that bug. I'd bet it morph into some giant multi-legged alien.


Posted by Arbiter on Jun-01-2007 09:48:

When I lived in New York we'd get those things all the time. Bug spray was my preferred method, because the fuckers like to hide in little nooks and crannies where you can't squash them good, plus they're damn fast so if you don't kill em in the first swing you might not get it at all. Unfortunately bug spray doesn't kill em very fast, unless you use a lot of it. It will get the job done though.


Posted by Omega_M on Jun-01-2007 11:19:

Marc, learn to keep your bathroom clean.


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