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Haha fun thread. I have way too many stories to tell... I was such a trouble maker as a kid. 
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| Originally posted by jennypie You call that a list of badass things?? LoL. |
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| Originally posted by Porky i would pay 5 dollers to read jennypie's REAL list |
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| Originally posted by me@t k@tie Here's the story (I am too lazy to re-write it, so I copied from my message log on gmail): 12:34 PM me: did i ever tell you that i was suspended from high school? 12:35 PM well i was 12:36 PM and it was reallllllly bad 12:43 PM Dmitri: ooh for what? using school supplies to heal an injured cat? keeping a stray dog in the janitor's closet? 12:44 PM me: OH! i DID get in trouble when i worked at algonquin park and saved a turtle that got hit by a car. 12:46 PM i got suspended from school because I was on medication and it altered my mood alot. i was in class and did all my work before everyone else, so i was reading a book while i was waiting for people to catch up to me. the teacher thought i hadn't started my work, and i told her that i was finished. she didn't believe me and made a huge scene in front of the class and told everyone that i was a bad student who didn't do her work i flipped out and said "you know what? you are a fucking bitch" 12:49 PM she told me to get out of the class, and i did. i went home, and came back to my next class. i got pulled out of that class from the principal who sent me to his office. he yelled at me and said a lot of shit that wasn't appropriate. he said that i am not allowed to swear to people who are above me. i replied with, "i didn't swear to someone who is above me. i called her a fucking bitch because she was acting like one. and now, sir, i am going to tell you to fuck off because you have probably never been told that by a student. I think it's about time that you heard it" Then I slammed the door really hard in his face. Hahaha I felt really bad about that. I am not the type of person who would normally go up to someone and tell them off. Everyone used to hate me because I was liked by all of the teachers (except that one, I guess). When I was in elementary school, I used to tell on myself if I did something bad. The teachers would laugh instead of give me detention. :$ |
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| Originally posted by Cribby Haha fun thread. I have way too many stories to tell... I was such a trouble maker as a kid. |
-talking my way into quarters when the line up was like half a mile
-playing a prank on kids in high school when you brush by someone and drop a pre-broken discman and be like "WHAT THE HELL MAN" when it smashes into 3 pieces, while onlookers watch and videotape it (wish i still had that shit, it would be on youtube)
-i did backstreet boys - get down in my grade 5 air band, nike tearaways and all
-in grade 4 i was in a fight with someone in grade 6 and made him cry
-a few years later made another kid cry on his birthday
-when i was in my early teens i purposely smashed someone else's go kart at full speed at six flags darien lake, the guy working told me he never wanted to see me there again
-i steal water bottles from mcmaster student center any time i buy food from there
clearly "badass" is my middle name
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| Originally posted by jennypie It'll cost you a lot more than 5 dollars, for that's a very long list my friend! I did some REALLY terrible shit too, like jawdropping, head-shaking, finger-waving *tsk tsk tsk* how could you? terrible. |
I haven't done MANY bad things but I guess the ones I have were pretty mean/harsh:
1. There was a girl in my highschool that was on crutches and I was following behind her down the stairs between classes and I had a very very rough day so I was pissed off walking behind her so slow and told her to crutch faster while "lightly" pushing her from behind...she pretty much just tipped right forward and crashed down a flight of stairs. Everyone just completely stopped, everyone went silent, and seriously after 5 seconds of complete and utter silence she started screaming/crying...i felt sooooooooooooo bad for the next week after that 
2. It was grade 3 class picture day and this dumb bitch ruined my hair that my mom did for me that morning so I got ketchup from our "hotlunch" fries and squirted her white dress just before picture time
3. When I was really young like 5-6 I used to beatup my next door neighbour who was a year younger than me, pretty much every day. I would call him in my backyard and just start hitting him and throwing him into the fence, then after I would appoligize and play with him nicely and continue that every day...beating him up and then being nice LOL wtf....
replied by mistake and won't let me delete this post.. so.. yeah
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| Originally posted by jennypie It'll cost you a lot more than 5 dollars, for that's a very long list my friend! I did some REALLY terrible shit too, like jawdropping, head-shaking, finger-waving *tsk tsk tsk* how could you? terrible. |
*grade 4 on victoria day bought a box of fireworks from the convenience store, went outside, lit it on fire and tossed it back into the store with about 7 customers in there lol.
*same day made my first bomb out of paint thinner gasoline and a gasoline dipped rag and moltal cocktailed my friends front yard. they were on vacation at the time. and I ended up scorching his grass to a crisp. However at the time i didnt mean to do it, i was just trying to make my own firework.
*grade 5 my friends and i, who were in grade 8 at the time, shat in bags for a week and tossed it into the public pool. Our revenge for getting banned for the summer for white whaling (white whaling is pulling ur pants down and then diving so everyone can see your ass) they closed the pool for the rest of the summer because it had to be cleaned.
* grade 5 same summer egged a street cleaner, and was chased throughout the royal york area on bike by the street cleaner.
* age 21 was talking to a girl in a club when her friend made a rude comment about me and i poured my beer on her head. she ran to the washroom crying while I highfived every guy at the bar lol.
* grade 6 went to see boyzn the hood with a few friends and a friends older cousin who was about 20 at the time. We brought fake shotguns with us that make lifelike BANG's when you pull the trigger, and we went around the neighbourhood and did fake drive by shootings on old people. watching old people dive for cover was funny at the time.
* once stole my parents car at the age of 12 and ran over my friend on purpose. well i cliped him and he flew a bit i didnt run him over
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| Originally posted by yankeeBaby can we start a pool? everyone chip in a dollar. it will add up and no one will go broke reading about jennypies past. |
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| Originally posted by Porky i already chipped in $50 bucks. she owes me at least one juicy tidbit! |
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy wtf im giving u guys some juicy shit here. and im only talkin about early years when i was like 9 and 10 yrs old. back when my friend matteo and i used to bring water from home for all the maffioso old italians at the bocci ball courts. i havent even dipped into when i got older and crazier when i was grade 7 and 8. and even that! is just grade 7 and 8...any thing after that i cant share tho. |
when i was 8, i had a food fight with schoolmates at a buffet restaurant during a field trip... we just picked up whatever we could find... salad, chicken fingers, pork loin, lemons, lol oh that was a disaster. we got banned from that restaurant for life...
you guys are hyping as it is, it's probably just as bad as katie's.
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| Originally posted by Porky i already chipped in $50 bucks. she owes me at least one juicy tidbit! |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Haha, I'm just trying to think of one that isn't too . Oh! K... When I was in grade 3, my friend and I drew naked ladies all on the underside of our desk (it was one of those big desks that you shared with 3 or 4 people). Well we got carried away and moved onto vandalizing the magazine collection. We drew nipples/boobs/pubic hair on almost every woman in every ad, and penises/pubic hair on all the men. I think I remember writing "Eat me!" all over it too. Really graphic shit for a couple of 8 year olds, lol. Anyway, we put all the magazines in this girl Susan's desk so we wouldn't get caught, and of course she DID get caught. I remember waiting outside the door listening to her adamantly deny having done it, crying her eyes out while my teacher expressed his disappointment in her. It went so far that she had to write a letter to her mom explaining what she did and why she did it...until by the grace of God my teacher happened to find all the naked ladies on the underside of our desk. Everything was righted and my friend and I got in big shit. We ended up having to write that letter to Susan's mom, and to our own parents, and to the principal. LoL, I still think it's fucking hilarious. |
the things ive heard in this thread are pretty mediocre to be honest...
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| Originally posted by geroin the things ive heard in this thread are pretty mediocre to be honest... |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Hey man I purposely didn't share any of the really bad shit. It's nothing to brag about really. I'm sometimes dumbfounded that I turned out "normal". |
one time when i was a kid, i was playing in the yard and killed a chicken (totally unintentional), i got scared and hid it under the water tank, my parents find out later when the god dam thing started rotting and smelling.
needless to say i got the beating of my life (food was scarce in those days) LOL ..
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| Originally posted by geroin i've done a lot of badass things but i'm gonna mention a few.. (i'm not proud of any of them) - stealing my parents car when i just got g1, crashing it then taking off - getting expelled from school in grade 4 for extremely bad behaviour - drinking in class - asking a teacher to go to the washroom and exiting a class through a window to go for a smoke (first floor) - getting suspended for smoking inside the school in grade 9 - getting arrested for dangerous driving - crashing the car into a column of a building while showing off when i was 17, totaling it. |
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| Originally posted by geroin the things ive heard in this thread are pretty mediocre to be honest... |
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| Originally posted by geroin the things ive heard in this thread are pretty mediocre to be honest... |
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