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Posted by bas on Jun-15-2007 03:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
speaking of butt sweat i did an hour run and then a hour bike ride today and now because of butt sweat and ass hair rubbing in between and around the cheeks my ass is chiffing like amother******. it hurts to walk

Chef's ass!!

Posted by getfoul on Jun-15-2007 03:12:

Swass, it's all about the swass.

Posted by Masonious on Jun-15-2007 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
Swass, it's all about the swass.

@.@

Posted by Orbax on Jun-15-2007 03:16:

quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
Swass, it's all about the swass.

i cant believe thats the first time this was mentioned

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-15-2007 03:18:

swass sounds like a very polite & upper class way to say sweaty arse.

Posted by Masonious on Jun-15-2007 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
swass sounds like a very polite & upper class way to say sweaty arse.

Oh, i thought it was like ass gauze or something. fail

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-15-2007 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
*puts hand on shoulder*

I'm...I'm sorry man.

its ok man...it's these genes. these damn hairy italian genes. feels like sandpaper when i walk

got to start waxing my asshole again

Posted by Slylee on Jun-15-2007 03:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
its ok man...it's these genes. these damn hairy italian genes. feels like sandpaper when i walk

got to start waxing my asshole again

call me

Posted by getfoul on Jun-15-2007 03:28:

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-15-2007 03:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
call me

you'll do the waxing?

happy ending?

Posted by Slylee on Jun-15-2007 03:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
you'll do the waxing?

happy ending?

no i just said call me. quit looking into things too much.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-15-2007 03:37:

mason, if i were a doctor, id prescribe you diapers.

Posted by getfoul on Jun-15-2007 03:41:

If i were a doctor, i'd prescribe you placebos.

Posted by Spacey Orange on Jun-15-2007 03:49:

tape a tampon to your ass or wear diapers. duh.

Posted by echosystm on Jun-15-2007 03:50:

most decent brand tracksuit pants have two layers so you dont get this phenomena

Posted by Masonious on Jun-15-2007 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by echosystm
most decent brand tracksuit pants have two layers so you dont get this phenomena

decent brand and tracksuit pants don't belong in the same sentence together.

These are A&F sweats, they could probably stop a bullet but not buttsweat. i still love you A&F sweats, I just won't wear you to the gym anymore. I'll wear you to the store at 7:00 in the morning when I'm hungover and need sausage links and eggs and a green pepper.

Posted by UWM on Jun-15-2007 03:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
decent brand and tracksuit pants don't belong in the same sentence together.

These are A&F sweats, they could probably stop a bullet but not buttsweat. i still love you A&F sweats, I just won't wear you to the gym anymore. I'll wear you to the store at 7:00 in the morning when I'm hungover and need sausage links and eggs and a green pepper.

Maple syrup sausage > *

And by *, I mean *. All things food and all things non-food related.

Posted by Boomer187 on Jun-15-2007 03:55:

damn, Masonious sweats bullets!

Posted by echosystm on Jun-15-2007 03:56:

there are girls at my gym that wear dolce & gabanna tracksuits roffel

Posted by Masonious on Jun-15-2007 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Maple syrup sausage > *

And by *, I mean *. All things food and all things non-food related.

dude seriously, it is the apotheosis of the hangover anodyne.

Posted by Orbax on Jun-15-2007 03:58:

i will admit i eat a lot of jimmy dean and oatmeal in the morning plus addictive levels of caffeine in the form of coffee

Posted by Masonious on Jun-15-2007 04:00:

but specifically the maple syrup sausage...holy shit...God's answer to the hangover right there. In fact it makes it one of the many reasons to get a hangover in the first place just so you can have some maple syrup sausage without guilt then pass out for 2 to 7 hours

Posted by Orbax on Jun-15-2007 04:07:

dude jimmy dean makes maple syrup sausage in huge squeezable tubes

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-15-2007 04:10:

May I ask wtf is maple syrup sausage? I don't think we get that over here?

Posted by Masonious on Jun-15-2007 04:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
May I ask wtf is maple syrup sausage? I don't think we get that over here?

Image sausage. Now image maple syrup. Now imagine pouring some maple syrup over some sausage.

mmmm, that's about it actually :/

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