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Posted by UmmiE on Jun-15-2007 14:07:

Jacuzzi sex FTW!!!!!!

Posted by washout on Jun-15-2007 14:09:

ive had sex on my jet ski, while i was operating it.
waves are good and can cause extrememly natualy motions.
which can be used beneath the surface as well.

Posted by trewqy on Jun-15-2007 14:16:

Once u've had buttsecks, u dont go back.

Posted by UmmiE on Jun-15-2007 14:20:

quote:
Originally posted by trewqy
Once u've had buttsecks, u dont go back.

Isnt it " Once you go black you never go back? "

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 14:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
We're pulling for you Rob.

Myra... one way or another Rob needs to experience buttsecks! I hereby place you on notice; you have 90 days to rectify this non-anal situation amicably or we will take alternative arrangements to resolve the issue.

will you offer yourself to him if i won't do it?

and yes, sex in water is shit. no lube = no fun.

Posted by david.michael on Jun-15-2007 14:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
you have 90 days to rectalfy this non-anal situation

fixed!

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-15-2007 14:59:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid

will you offer yourself to him if i won't do it?

I took an ad out for him on Craig's list... but they deleted it

quote:
This posting has been deleted by craigslist staff.

Help: BUTTSEKS REQUIRED - URGENT - m4w
Okay, I'm taking out an ad on behalf of a close friend. He's getting married in about a year. His bride to be is a great girl, however, she has one flaw: she won't take it up the ass. This poses a great problem because my buddy's never gotten backdoor action before, and really all men should have a chance to experience that. So, I'm looking for someone that is willing to help my buddy out. If you think you can be of service please, hit me back.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 15:24:

hey, i'm definitely not opposed to it... it's just not one of those things that the girl can take the initiative on. i wouldn't expect the deck to sand itself before i stain it.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-15-2007 15:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
We're pulling for you Rob.

Myra... one way or another Rob needs to experience buttsecks! I hereby place you on notice; you have 90 days to rectify this non-anal situation amicably or we will take alternative arrangements to resolve the issue.

One day she'll be broke on his birthday, and he'll have his buttsecks.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-15-2007 15:30:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid

hey, i'm definitely not opposed to it... it's just not one of those things that the girl can take the initiative on. i wouldn't expect the deck to sand itself before i stain it.

What do you mean you can't take the initiative? Next time the two of you are rolling balls having monkey navigated circus sex like a pair crazed deviants, just yell out "throw it in my ass!" There you go, initiative taken. You really need to be more forward, Myra.

Posted by Yohan on Jun-15-2007 15:32:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
One day she'll be broke on his birthday, and he'll have his buttsecks.

Oh dear lord...

LMAO

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 15:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
What do you mean you can't take the initiative? Next time the two of you are rolling balls having monkey navigated circus sex like a pair crazed deviants, just yell out "throw it in my ass!" There you go, initiative taken. You really need to be more forward, Myra.

1. we never have sex when we're rolling balls

b. asses don't work that way, Mr. Hazard!!

5. i'm a total submissive

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-15-2007 15:43:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
1. we never have sex when we're rolling balls

b. asses don't work that way, Mr. Hazard!!

5. i'm a total submissive

1. you should, however, the rolling balls part is really optional.
2. I'm not sure which way you mean but you're likely wrong... Just like Mom always said; you can do damn near anything if you put your mind to it.
3. So what you're really telling us here is that if Rob were just a little more agressive and would just go for it rather then waiting for an invitation you'd be cool with that.

COME ON ROB - SOUTHEREN TRESPASS FTW!!!!

Posted by malek on Jun-15-2007 15:44:

last time we did it in the ocean we had no problem with lubrication, actually we got carried away and I think some people saw us going at it

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 15:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
3. So what you're really telling us here is that if Rob were just a little more agressive and would just go for it rather then waiting for an invitation you'd be cool with that.

lol, pretty much.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-15-2007 15:55:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
lol, pretty much.

Jebus Rob, are you reading this... STOP BEING A PANSY AND JUST GIVE THE GIRL SOME DIRTY LOVE

make sure you call her something nasty too

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-15-2007 15:57:

Where is Rob anyway... he's always absent for conversations like this... he's like the Pokearoo of anal sex discussion.

Posted by david.michael on Jun-15-2007 15:58:

quote:
3. So what you're really telling us here is that if Rob were just a little more agressive and would just go for it rather then waiting for an invitation you'd be cool with that.

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
lol, pretty much.

Quoted before deletion for Rob's benefit!

edit- shit, forgot she's a mod...guess that's a useless gesture...lol

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jun-15-2007 15:59:

The first time a girl ever let me take her up the shitter it was because of an accident. I was quite drunk and slipped out of one hole and into the other. Whoops! Quite sheepishly I aplogised, but to by surprise she just laughed and told me I could put it back in if I wanted to.

RESULT!

Posted by david.michael on Jun-15-2007 16:00:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
The first time a girl ever let me take her up the shitter it was because of an accident. I was quite drunk and slipped out of one hole and into the other. Whoops! Quite sheepishly I aplogised, but to by surprise she just laughed and told me I could put it back in if I wanted to.

RESULT!

Nice!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jun-15-2007 16:02:

Nothing says romance like a bit of fudge packing with the mrs.

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 16:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Where is Rob anyway... he's always absent for conversations like this... he's like the Pokearoo of anal sex discussion.

LOL, he's at work until 2, then driving down to my place... so he won't really be on TA at all today.

i'll relay the message for you though. also, i think Rob pretty much knows that i'm crazy enough to do anything he wants me to do. all he has to say is "do this!"

Posted by bas on Jun-15-2007 16:08:

Posted by l�cid on Jun-15-2007 16:16:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
What the hell?

lol, i'm sorry... but if a guy wants to stick it in my butt he's got to make me WANT it. same thing with sex. all the foreplay/teasing leading up to the actual act is what makes it fun. and that's what gets me off.

i dunno, am i weird?

Posted by bas on Jun-15-2007 16:17:

No that's not weird at all, I was laughing at the analogy

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