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couple of white guys come across a dead black body riddled with bullets, and one of them goes "this has to be the worst suicide case in history"
/no pun intended, if i offended i apologize 
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| Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Q: Why can't stevie wonder read? A: cause he's black. |
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| Originally posted by Azz3D fixed again im going to hell |
there's a pit full of dead babies
what's worse than that?
there is a baby at the bottom that is still alive.
whats worse than that?
it has to eat it's way out.
what's worse than that?
it comes back for seconds
Three pregnant women were sat in a doctors office waiting for their check-ups and all doing some knitting for their soon-to-arrive babies.
The first woman stops knitting and takes a bottle of tablets from her purse, swallows one, and carries on knitting.
"What was that?", another woman asks
"Vitamin tablet", she replies, "good for me, good for the baby"
"Fair enough".
The second woman stops knitting and also takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Calcium tablet. Good for me, good for the baby."
"Fair enough"
The third woman then also stops and takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves."
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit there's a pit full of dead babies what's worse than that? there is a baby at the bottom that is still alive. whats worse than that? it has to eat it's way out. what's worse than that? it comes back for seconds |
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| Originally posted by Lilith Three pregnant women were sat in a doctors office waiting for their check-ups and all doing some knitting for their soon-to-arrive babies. The first woman stops knitting and takes a bottle of tablets from her purse, swallows one, and carries on knitting. "What was that?", another woman asks "Vitamin tablet", she replies, "good for me, good for the baby" "Fair enough". The second woman stops knitting and also takes a tablet. "What was that?" "Calcium tablet. Good for me, good for the baby." "Fair enough" The third woman then also stops and takes a tablet. "What was that?" "Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves." |
Oh man, I shouldn't have laughed at that.
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 How long does it take to microwave a baby? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating. |
how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9months
what do you call a black woman that has an abortion?
a crime fighter!
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
WTF
u are all going to hell
ahahahahah
What's the anthem of US Republican party kids?
'O Canada
What's got 8 balls and screws grunge rockstars?
12G buckshot.
Q: How did NASA find out that crew of shuttle Columbia had a dandruff problem?
A: They found their head and shoulders.
A woman is taking a shower and her little girl is in the stall with her. Girl points to her mom's crotch and asks
- Mom, what's that?
- Oh, it's my pubic hair
- Mom, will I have that too?
- Yeah, in about 8 years, when you grow up a bit
Few days later girl is in the shower stall with her dad. She asks him:
- Daddy, what is that between your legs?
- Oh, that's my penis.
- Will I have it?
- Yeah, in about 30 minutes when your mommy leaves for work.
Q: what's the difference between a poodle and Mike Tyson?
A: When Mike Tyson is humping your leg, you let him finish.
Q: What's in common between Michael Jackson and K-Mart?
A: Both have little boys' jeans half-off
Q: What's in common between Michael Jackson and tuna fish?
A: They both come in little cans
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| Originally posted by Lilith What's the anthem of US Republican party kids? 'O Canada What's got 8 balls and screws grunge rockstars? 12G buckshot. |
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| Originally posted by Lilith What's the anthem of US Republican party kids? 'O Canada What's got 8 balls and screws grunge rockstars? 12G buckshot. |
why did the woman cross the road?
...who cares. whyd she leave the kitchen?
why cant women drive?
theres not a road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a corvette in my garage.
What's the best part about raping a 4 year old?
Wiping the blood off the clown suit.
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| Originally posted by bas What's the best part about raping a 4 year old? Wiping the blood off the clown suit. |
Why are so many sharks in the Indian Ocean stricken with diarrhea?
They've been eating Thai food all week.
/sick joke
Why did men invent the shopping trolley?
To teach women to stand on their hind legs
Why do women wear white at weddings?
Kitchen appliances are always white.
Why can't blondes water-ski?
When they get their crotch wet they have to lie down
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| Originally posted by Lilith Three pregnant women were sat in a doctors office waiting for their check-ups and all doing some knitting for their soon-to-arrive babies. The first woman stops knitting and takes a bottle of tablets from her purse, swallows one, and carries on knitting. "What was that?", another woman asks "Vitamin tablet", she replies, "good for me, good for the baby" "Fair enough". The second woman stops knitting and also takes a tablet. "What was that?" "Calcium tablet. Good for me, good for the baby." "Fair enough" The third woman then also stops and takes a tablet. "What was that?" "Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves." |
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night??
A: Hanson.
....
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
THIS THREAD IS MINT
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| Originally posted by bas What's the best part about raping a 4 year old? Wiping the blood off the clown suit. |
Two pedophiles are walking down the street, and they see an eight year old walking past.
One says "Shit! She would have been a looker in her prime!"
What did one pedophile say to the other?
"I'll trade you two fives for a ten."
What's the best bit about fucking a one year old?
Hearing the pelvis snap.
Here ends my involvement in this thread. I feel dirty.
Can you buy holy water online?
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| Originally posted by aquila Why did men invent the shopping trolley? To teach women to stand on their hind legs Why do women wear white at weddings? Kitchen appliances are always white. Why can't blondes water-ski? When they get their crotch wet they have to lie down |
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