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Well I drove into barbed wire.....

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Originally posted by STi_WRX02 About a year ago i was drinking with a bunch of friends, mostly girls. I was royally fuked and I couldn't remember everything but from what I could remember and what my friends told me, I started to make out with 2 asian gals and then later banged one of em'(the good looking one for sure!) Also two (girl)friends of mine started to make out excessively in front of me which was quite entertaining. Apparantly someone has a video of all this, but have yet to track it down. Laterz, = )

god damn! now you better hope you didn't make a fool out of yourself in the video. haha

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Originally posted by Waxen A couple things... .... which is why I don't drink loads of alcohol anymore. 1.Fell asleep in the washroom stall while sitting on the toilet, and was woken up by one of the cleaners.. (SO EMBARASSING) 2.At a house party I got on the table and started dancing (not good) 3.Fell down a flight of stairs 4.Lost my car one night.. couldn't remember where I parked it and it took almost 3 hours to find it. 5.Made out with a really ugly person... lol 6.Made out with a chick.. (but that wasn't really "dumb"), she's a good friend of mine 7.Threw up on my lap 8.Tried to pick up a taxi driver 9.Demanded I get my picture taken by the owner of some gino site. 10.Demanded the cashier at the PETRO pump my friends gas.. where it was self serve... he did it. That's all 4 now. ~S~

I've done most of them, and that's why I DO drink large volumes of alcohol.

It spices a night up so much.

The funniest we ever had was the night I explained earlier, when my mate collapsed in a pool of his own sick and we just laughed for ages and left him on the pavement in the middle of Newcastle, then we got so lashed we ended up in a gay club, which was funny as fuck. I'll never forget that! The bouncers were fruity it was hilarious. The DJ was mixing like such a fag we spent about half an hour just standing there creased before we decided this place was not for us. I was scared to go to the toilet in case I got bummed!

I arose in the middle of the night and found myself laying there naked and I couldn't find my dress!(after a school dance)

aight i gottsa another dumbthing by my freind brad...we were piss ass drunk at his house... me and my freind steven were hidin in the basement and we were gonna scare the shit outa him when he came down..we heard some noise and he was saying ow and then we heard a loud ass slam... he called us up and goes guys i just fell downt eh stairs and he has these huge ass stairs...hahahathe movie thing was with rbad and steven too as u can tell their my crew have been since kindergarden

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Originally posted by Henkie_henk yes that was a good night.. the funny thing is though.. i had a relationship with that girl nog that long afterwards lol.. and her mom actually liked me

One time my x-gf's dad caught us downstairs and she had her shirt off and i was in the pricess of taking off her pants.. needless to say he hated me for the next 8 months we were together.

so now a drunk story.. one nigt at a buddy of mine's house, his parents werent home, so he decided he would have a lil party.. bout 30 people showed up, we began the fun around 9:00... 4 screwdrivers, 1 White Russian, Some red Stuff that i vaguely remember slugging, and half a beer (before I cut myself on the sharp part of the rim) later I was laughing and stumbling around his house. We watched some Dvd that apparently was hilarious to a few of us.. only about 7 people were half as shitfaced as I was so I was having trouble "fitting in" as it was. Anyways, my GF briana called my cell and I spent a long ass time trying to find my jacket and open the pocket. I told here where i was and said to come over and i went out in the street to wait. she didnt come for a long ass time and it was the middle of winter - wearing a tshirt and pants, no shoes, no hat..when she finally got there i was almost passe dout in thesnow and freezing so she got some kids to get me back inside... maybe an hour later after a few failed attempts to seduce sober chicks i puked all over myself and spend many hours in the bathroom. after complaining of being freeing in there but unable to unlock the door cuz i could move or else I would puke more, someone picked the lock and threw a space heater and a blanket in there with me. I passed out and woke up around 7:00 drenched in my own sweat and vomit and still a bit drunk. I thre up, slep for a few more hours, and began a 10 hour handover that basically kept me in bed all sunday...

what a good story if you take the time to read it..

-M

well i have had some pretty bad drunken moments

We would always tend to play drinking games then walk down to the local club/pub, one time i was so pissed i cut a carton up and stuck it around my waist and pretended to be a postman riding a motorbike good mixture of drugs and drink there..


Another time i thought i was chatting up the best chick in the club only to find out i was talking to a paper cut out of a vodka girl what a interesting time that was lol...

living in a costal town which is pretty small i went to this party it was way way out on this farm and i decided to go for a lil walk 12 km later i ended up at the beach lol...

i could go on and on,, my friends picking up fat chicks and having no idea the next day "so they tell me"" lol

Let my friends video tape me and a prositute last year in Germany at Oktoberfest, And they showed it to my now ex

My hockey team and I went to a bar where it was a buck a drink. I blew about 40 or 50 bucks on myself. LMAO Anyway, apparently I was congradulating my buddies for their grinds WHILE they were grinding. Then I had all these conversations with people who are like "Hey, do you remember me?". I'm just like "oh yeah", but didn't have a clue as to who the hell they were. Then on the ride home I made my buddy pull over like 4 times so that I can puke and piss. When the Jeep finally pulled infront of my house, I tried to get out but my right foot caught on something. I took a header into the sewer cover - cutting myself across the eyebrow. I walked around campus with a black eye for over a week with that incident. The last thing I remember that night was kissing the toilet bowl. When I woke up the next morning we were all confused as to why my brother's sweater was all wet. Apparently I got up to piss on it. LMAO

Just one "case" (that's not the worst i've ever done, well, it's not bad at all, but funny)
Once my mates and me went to other town to swiming center. We all went in mini-bus with sliding side door. To pass time we all get boozed with beer and when we came I said : "Let's pretend we are parachute troopers invading that town" - so, when the slide-door opened (the bus already stopped - we're not idiots! ) we jumped out of it with our backs forward - just like parachuters do! Maaaan! That was hilarious! Drunk guys jumping out of the bus! Still wonder what witnesers thought.

P.S. fortunetly, the thought about imitating scuba-divers hadn't came into my mind

By far, fucking my ex-girlfriend (which she took as a sign that we're getting back together...) It's not too funny tho, so I'll tell another story:

Me and a couple of mates were on a boat, Helsinki-Tallinn. After some heavy drinking, everyone passes out. In the middle of the night, a friend of mine wakes up, and hears someone peeing. The cabin is dark, but he can see that the light from under the door is interrupted by two shadows - someone must be outside, pissing on our cabin door. Well, the guy gets mad and starts yelling obscenities to get the guy outside to stop. The peeing stops, and thats when he realizes that the person peeing is INSIDE the cabin, peeing on the door. (yeah, that would be me ) I turned around, said 'are you talking to me?' and went back to bed.

With the floors being carpet, it sure wasnt too nice waking up in that cabin with the hangover and all..

it was just this weekend... it wasn't the dumbest thing i've done, but the most recent...

anywho, after quite a few libations (a whole 18 pack to myself if i remember correctly) and everyone deciding to go to bed finally... i deem it safe to pass out... i thought wrong...

apparently during my slumber, a friend thought it would be funny to put their nutsack on my head and take a picture...

yea so... j_spot apparently has a copy of this picture and most likely will be posting it here i'm guessing very soon...

damn beer...

Couple of good ones I can remember

At one of my friends' high school graduation parties my girlfriend of 1 1/2 yrs decided to break up with me so I got pissed as hell and started bonging vodka lemonades. Apparently I passed out, woke up in the middle of the night, walked outside with just socks and jeans on in the middle of a thunderstorm, threw up, then I told my friend I was walking to my car and I walked completely the wrong way and ended up stumbling into the woods and passing out in the mud. Then they carried me inside and threw me in the doorway and let me pass out so I wasnt in the rain. (I don't remember any of this)

Freshman year in college I went to a house party with this girl on my floor who I was really after. I had 10 beers and 10 shots of vodka at the party then me and her walked home together. We started fooling around and I had to get up and throw up because I was so shitfaced. All my friends then called me 'Stan' like the dude from South Park who puked all the time he saw that chick he dug.

'Nother freshman year story - Halloween is a huge party day here at the school I go to so I downed a 750ml of Captain Morgan in an hour before we went to this party. On the way I had to take a piss so I found a bush and in the meantime fell over. My friends carried me to the party where I proceeded to vomit all over the bathroom, then wandered outside where I passed out under a car when there was a couch right next to it. My friends then had to carry me home and I couldnt walk or speak so luckily we knew the doorpeople at my dorm or I wouldve been in detox and having my stomach pumped, and my friends almost called detox on me anyways cause I was so torn.

About 4 years ago we had this party at a hotel. We drunk about 8 bottles of vodka. One of my buddies went to puke in the washroom and I accidently seen him do that. After that I pulled one of those skulptures you see in front of gino homes, you know the ones that spit water, except I did that with puke across the whole room. My buddy tried to clean it up with a towel, and he fell in it. So the next guy started laughing at him, and my buddy threw the ditry towel at him, and hit him in the head. That just started a chain reaction. The whole room ended up covered in puke

ahh.. it was two summers ago when me and my ex-boyfriend got drunk at this beach party; at first, while we were still little-buzzed we went for a swim, not naked cause there was about 2000 people there but we pushed a couple of partyers in too (some girls were damn pissed at us)
Then, I got a call on my cell from my sister who was in this hotel about 20 min by car from us with a bunch of friends. On our way to the car it started raining all of a sudden, but we were wet already.
Got into a car all soaked, but as he couldn't see anything ('cause it was pouring uncontrollably) we hit and grounded on a high sidewalk. The bottom of the car was completely ruined, but we were laughing like crazy It was around 4:30am already, but we needed to find someone to help us get the car off the sidewalk.
So, he somehow talks me into taking off my clothes.. well, not all of it, I was left in my panties & a soaked, white dress-shirt One couple stopped, helped me get a car off as my ex hid behind a building.
They left, we get into the car and went to the hotel where my sister was.
I took off my sandals and we ran to the reception, but we couldn't remember which room number it was and my cell was in the car. The hotel staff was looking at us, we were laughing like two maniacs and making up all kinds of combinations of a number 235.
Finally, I explained what they look like and they showed us where the room is. We get up there, knocking on the door for about 5 min. really loud and this old lady opens it. I started appologizing as my ex ran downstairs, where he realized we got into a wrong turn.
We finally find the room, where my sister was extra-pissed that we were late and drunk and refused to get into a car with us to go home. My ex picks her up and throws her inside the car, we quickly close the doors. Finally, we got home fine, but when we got there, our cousin (who had the key) wasn't there..... and the story goes, I'm tired of typing...

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Originally posted by SmellsExcellent One time my x-gf's dad caught us downstairs and she had her shirt off and i was in the pricess of taking off her pants.. needless to say he hated me for the next 8 months we were together.

I'm surprised he didn't beat the shit out of you!!!

hah, no repost for me

anyway, this weekend i slept with my ex while drunk after not talking to her for over a year.

I am still waiting for the concequences, but it was dumb huh???

i've told the story on TA before, but here is a quick summary of it hehehe..


ok well, i've been at a house party all night getting shit-faced. i leave with some friends...we're stumbling back to the dorms and i realize that i really have to go to the bathroom...you know...#2 hehe. so i'm trying to hold it and it gets to the point where i'm not gonna be able to hold it anymore so i decided that i was gonna go use the bathroom at a house on the corner. being that this is boulder and well...college kids aren't the best at locking the doors at night...i stumbled into these people's house to use their bathroom. i pass out in there bathroom and awake the next day with people standing above me wondering who the fuck i am. lucky, like i said they were also kids, they didn't press charges...but that is probably about the stupidest thing i've done drunk...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i've told the story on TA before, but here is a quick summary of it hehehe.. ok well, i've been at a house party all night getting shit-faced. i leave with some friends...we're stumbling back to the dorms and i realize that i really have to go to the bathroom...you know...#2 hehe. so i'm trying to hold it and it gets to the point where i'm not gonna be able to hold it anymore so i decided that i was gonna go use the bathroom at a house on the corner. being that this is boulder and well...college kids aren't the best at locking the doors at night...i stumbled into these people's house to use their bathroom. i pass out in there bathroom and awake the next day with people standing above me wondering who the fuck i am. lucky, like i said they were also kids, they didn't press charges...but that is probably about the stupidest thing i've done drunk...

I know the second-most stupidest thing you've done drunk.

pinched a loaf in a friend's bathtub. also sat in my own vomit. i'm a fun drunk, I swear.

goddamit.

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf I know the second-most stupidest thing you've done drunk.

hehehehe...shhhhh

i pissed on some guys tv once.

but they deserved it. they hog tied me and put a dog bone in my mouth. i dont remember any of it, but this is what they said happend. so fuck 'em.

Damn, i got too many stories....umm....


...My best friend was dark on me for about a month because one night we were maggoted & I kept on "honking" his girlfriends tits.

I only wish i could remember it!

Under the influence of Jaegermeister and Bacardi 151, I more or less told a girl that I was in love with her before proceeding to pick up and carry another (very drunk) girl into my friend's bathroom, where she proceeded to strip, give me a lapdance, and then fool around with me for the better part of half an hour. All the while, the girl with whom I should have been fooling around was in the living room.

Obviously, she eventually realized where I was and what was going on.

I caught a lot of shit for this one.

EDIT: I just thought of another one, which happened about a month later. (Halloween, which is a HUGE party night around here.)

Sparing any details that could be used against me in the future, a friend of mine (the same one who owns the house at which my other "stupid moment" happened) and I "found" and proceeded to make a projectile weapon out of a vacuum cleaner. Do NOT ask for specifics on how this is done, because I can't figure out how we managed to do what we did even now.

Needless to say, we both sustained injury, as did the car onto which we dropped our payload. I don't think I've ever run quite so fast as I did when we realized what we'd hit. It was a very nice car...

Re: dumbest thing u have done when ur drunk (if u can remeber it :))

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Originally posted by tranceaddict991 ok so me and my freind went to the movie with a huge water bottle of vodka...so we each got like 12 good sized shots (it was 3 of us) so i was drunk as shit and we had been drinking at my house before we left...there were mayb like 10 other people in the thearter...so we were fucking everything up...we pissed on the seats and threw stuff everywhere...my freind every took a shit in the corner...so i ran out of things to thrwo so i threw my shoe's at the screen... bad idea the went under it and it took us 30min to find them...then we ran cuz some1 got the manager and we went out side and went to the top of the parking garage and we threw all sorts of shit off it...man it was one crazy as easter night...then we all left but none of our parents would let any1 sleep pver so we went our spererate ways..and at home i was talking to freinds online and some1 said there was a killer clown behind me so i ran out of my house and ran all the way to the park near my house..its was one crazy ass night...fun as shit thought

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