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Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-08-2007 22:37:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
*farts*

FUCK! THE MOD FARTED!

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
*farts on your eyeball*

OH MY GOD

/runs

Posted by Clovis on Jul-08-2007 22:38:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
*farts on your eyeball*

*blinks slowly*

Posted by Lira on Jul-08-2007 22:40:

I believe most people in steady relationships have, at some point, heard their partner farting.

Posted by Lomeli on Jul-08-2007 22:40:

Farts are little love notes. Pure emotion.

Posted by Clovis on Jul-08-2007 22:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Lomeli
Farts are little love notes. Pure emotion.

+1, a fart is worth 1000 words

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-08-2007 22:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
+1, a fart is worth 1000 words

+ a lot of yelling and screaming when it's executed and held in a sofa cushion, then released after about an hour, resulting in clearing out an entire 1st floor.

Posted by jdat on Jul-08-2007 22:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Lomeli
Farts are little love notes. Pure emotion.

pure exstatic energy energy energy energy

hi this is pete tong with another awesome

oups I started hearing Cass and slide essential mix in my head with that phrase you said

Posted by Clovis on Jul-08-2007 22:45:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
pure exstatic energy energy energy energy

hi this is pete tong with another awesome

oups I started hearing Cass and slide essential mix in my head with that phrase you said

Are you on drugs?

Posted by Lomeli on Jul-08-2007 22:46:

Man, that ****** is holding out on us...

Posted by Vlad on Jul-08-2007 22:46:

This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed.

I was alittle disturbed.

Posted by jdat on Jul-08-2007 22:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
Are you on drugs?

you'd like that wouldn't you

Posted by verndogs on Jul-08-2007 22:47:

best op-ed I've seen about women and farting was done by madox

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...i?u=women_smell

Posted by Lomeli on Jul-08-2007 22:50:

quote:
A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to her asshole.

or

quote:
Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks.

Posted by jdat on Jul-08-2007 22:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Lomeli
or

that just means you ain't gay cause only ******s like Googoolymoogooly would use words like ubber cutsy adorable ubber fantastico fab prude

fag.

Posted by DJ_Eternal on Jul-08-2007 22:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed.

I was alittle disturbed.

That's what I'm talking about. Queef's are fucking hilarious. I burst out laughing everytime.

Arse farts bear no comparison in humour.

Posted by bas on Jul-08-2007 23:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed.

I was alittle disturbed.

You were disturbed from a girl queefing after a sexual position change? I wonder why...

Posted by Lira on Jul-08-2007 23:43:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
You were disturbed from a girl queefing after a sexual position change? I wonder why...
Reasons why I love my girlfriend #43: She knows queefs are hilarious

Posted by Slylee on Jul-08-2007 23:45:

stop being such a fag. everyone farts for christ's sake. i mean, i don't exactly go ripping them around my boyfriend or anyone for that matter, but i'd like to think my man could handle his girl farting.

Posted by DJ_Eternal on Jul-08-2007 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Reasons why I love my girlfriend #43: She knows queefs are hilarious

Hahah nice

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-08-2007 23:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
stop being such a fag. everyone farts for christ's sake. i mean, i don't exactly go ripping them around my boyfriend or anyone for that matter, but i'd like to think my man could handle his girl farting.

You're a towel. Have fun or sod off.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-08-2007 23:52:

i'm a towel?

Posted by UWM on Jul-08-2007 23:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
stop being such a fag. everyone farts for christ's sake. i mean, i don't exactly go ripping them around my boyfriend

Yes you do. Don't lie Sly.

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-08-2007 23:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i'm a towel?

sorry ;/ mind is a bit sloshed right now

Posted by Slylee on Jul-08-2007 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Yes you do. Don't lie Sly.

the only way i would ever do that is if i ended up dating a guy who really enjoyed farting and encouraged me to. hahaha

i've known couples like that before. like, "hey honey...*FART* HAHAHAHAH"

Posted by DarkAngel on Jul-08-2007 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
the only way i would ever do that is if i ended up dating a guy who really enjoyed farting and encouraged me to. hahaha

i've known couples like that before. like, "hey honey...*FART* HAHAHAHAH"

uh

so like

fuck I can't FOCUS!

give me a minute

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