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Never. Although I remember the biggst c*nt in the school I went too, had a seagull lay a cable on his head. A brilliant day by all accounts.
once, i was about 8 and had just set off for school. I walked back home, washed, and carried on as normal.
a pidgeon shit on my head
a small bird shit on my hand as i walking. it was warm.
4 times
3 of them were each at different occoasions at Busch Gardens in Tampa
the other was some random day in a mall parking lot..
and yeah... sure.. im lucky... so lucky that i got shit on 4 times..
a couple of times, i've lost count. they were all @ school up in iowa - and it was all crows. there were THOUSANDS of these ******s around campus, and there was one corridor that if you walked through it, it sounded like it was raining outside, but then you realized it was bird shit falling. gross. i've got videos of these ******s and how many there were. sick shit.
bird shit smells too - especially when the sidewalk is painted white w/ it. 
lmao!
this dude was talking to me and he is one of those people that talk with their hands and a birdie pooped right on his hand.
BULLSEYE
At a BBQ...homemade burger fresh off the grill. Just finished perfecting the toppings and waiting for the top half of the bun to finsih toasting.
WHAM!! Bugger ruined my edible masterpiece. Shrapnel hit my hands and face. I was FURIOUS... it was the last burger too...
Seagull 1 Zentac_75 0
I've been plotting my revenge for 7 years now....waiting for the perfect opportunity mwahahahahaha
yeh i had some fucken bird drop anchor on my hat when i was in grade 8. my mates found it hilarious.
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| Originally posted by tubularbills a couple of times, i've lost count. they were all @ school up in iowa - and it was all crows. there were THOUSANDS of these ******s around campus, and there was one corridor that if you walked through it, it sounded like it was raining outside, but then you realized it was bird shit falling. gross. i've got videos of these ******s and how many there were. sick shit. bird shit smells too - especially when the sidewalk is painted white w/ it. |
like 3 times. it's pretty shitty.
Just the once, but fortunatly it wasn't very messy. Neither had good or bad luck that day.
On my head never, but on my shoulder or somewhere near like one or two times when I was a kid and once a few months ago. 
Happened a week ago and it sure as hell hasn't brought me good luck yet.
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a few times
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| Originally posted by nchs09 0 |
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| Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh right there with you |
just once for me in seven grade got me in the leg
Only once, at school, just washed it off no biggie.
Bird's have taken a shite twice on me.
The first time was your run of the mill 'walking along and bird shat on you' experience.
The second, i was on my bike riding like a man possessed and the bird was coming the other way and shat on my shoulder. Lucky bastard.
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| Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Bird's have taken a shite twice on me. The first time was your run of the mill 'walking along and bird shat on you' experience. The second, i was on my bike riding like a man possessed and the bird was coming the other way and shat on my shoulder. Lucky bastard. |
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| Originally posted by Slylee ahahahaha u said shat! |
a bird shat on me once, but she didnt have wings...damn beer.
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| Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Shat, Pooped, Jobbied. Number 2'd. Whatever takes your fancy. You got email by the way. |
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