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that story is

Yeah I'm never doing that again. :/



It really would have been nice to have someone read my book to me last night though, lol.

wu tang song last long like christmas carols...

"Disrespecting my old earth, aborted my child birth
And every day I catch my credit card inside your purse
You can't speak a sentence without a curse
Talking 'bout you're going to be a nurse
Bitch, to be a nurse you got to go to shool first!
When I first met you, you was a hoe
I tried to reform you, bomb you, warn you and teach you
But couldn't reach you, and you're still a hoe
Your father said you was a hoe
And when you leave me, bitch you're gonna be a hoe
Celluloid and gargoyle feet, I'd rather beat my meat
That raggy ass pussy a starving dog wouldn't eat
Started with the body of a model
Pussy tight as a pharmaceutical bottle
And you could swallow a whole avocado
And two forty ounce bottles
To the end of the world, which to I would follow
Now, when I fuck you, the shit echos 'cause you pussy is so hollow
Turn your fat ass sideways
Your stretchmarks are like the US highways
Fuck a new nigga every friday
Talking 'bout bust a nut, bitch I'll bust yo guts!
(You come so quick nigga)
Wonder why I come so quick?
With that wide ass pussy and soggy tits?
I'm trying to get the shit over with, and go to sleep!
But when I'm with my real freak on the weekend
Bet that baby we fuck for two and a half hours or three
You'd better study the 1-0-40 knowledge culture degree
About M-G-T, and G-C-C."

"Cause you ain't shit, and your mother ain't shit
And your sister ain't shit, and your pussy ain't shit
That weave ain't shit, your ass ain't shit
Girl you ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit."

"Domestic Violence" off the "RZA as Bobby Digital In Stereo" album -99'

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Originally posted by jennypie Yeah I'm never doing that again. :/ It really would have been nice to have someone read my book to me last night though, lol.

dawwww.

What book?

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Originally posted by jennypie Yeah I'm never doing that again. :/ It really would have been nice to have someone read my book to me last night though, lol.

quit suckin d and get a good guy.

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal dawwww. What book?

Atlas Shrugged. Only have a couple more chapters to go!



LOL @ tek

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Originally posted by r5a quit suckin d and get a good guy.

Are you for real? I have a good guy. And how do you think I kept him for 9 years? That's right, suckin' d.

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Originally posted by jennypie Are you for real? I have a good guy. And how do you think I kept him for 9 years? That's right, suckin' d.

yeah im for real. clearly you fucking suck at it if he doesn't come over and read you a book at night.

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Originally posted by r5a yeah im for real. clearly you fucking suck at it if he doesn't come over and read you a book at night.

He doesn't know how to read.

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Originally posted by jennypie Are you for real? I have a good guy. And how do you think I kept him for 9 years? That's right, suckin' d.

damn, i thought i was a vet...

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Originally posted by jennypie He doesn't know how to read.

Solution - Audio Book. Everyone's a winner.

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Originally posted by jennypie He doesn't know how to read.

that's what happens when you classify hobos as "good guys"

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Originally posted by r5a that's what happens when you classify hobos as "good guys"

Ahahaha!

Now this thread has me in the mood to suck some d. I think I will suck some d tonight over at the bf's.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep

But I got promises to keep

and miles to go before I sleep

you hear me Jenny ?

miles to go before you sleep.

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Originally posted by jennypie Now this thread has me in the mood to suck some d. I think I will suck some d tonight over at the bf's.

awesome brah, come over i need a fix.

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Originally posted by r5a awesome brah, come over i need a fix.

Did you just call me "brah"?

ROFL, WTF HAPPENED HERE.

You need books on tape.

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Originally posted by jennypie Did you just call me "brah"?

yup.

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Originally posted by r5a yup.

Interesting.

Jenny just buy a fucking audio book with a male voice on it.

An education and you cum in your pants at the same time

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Originally posted by jennypie Interesting.

im glad you liked it. anything else i can do for you



BRAH?

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Jenny just buy a fucking audio book with a male voice on it. An education and you cum in your pants at the same time

Hahaha, it doesn't even have to be a man's voice. I just really really wanted to read my book so bad (see the "waiting for the right time" or whatever it's called thread), but was too drunk to do so.

You know how after a night of boozing, you just wanna snuggle up with your lovey? Ok, or maybe screw...but anyways..yeah that's how I feel about my book, lol. I've anthropomorphized it.

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Originally posted by jennypie Hahaha, it doesn't even have to be a man's voice. I just really really wanted to read my book so bad (see the "waiting for the right time" or whatever it's called thread), but was too drunk to do so. You know how after a night of boozing, you just wanna snuggle up with your lovey? Ok, or maybe screw...but anyways..yeah that's how I feel about my book, lol. I've anthropomorphized it.

You what it?

That'll be my new word of the day.

After a night of boozing, I tend to snuggle up to my toilet and cling for dear life, especially if a takeaway is thrown in.

I've never tried reading drunk, well a porn mag maybe but not an actual book.

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