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| Originally posted by echosystm THIS ...during FOLLOWED BY That would be like the 10 hit combo with a fatality of breakups. |
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| Originally posted by atlearmeen Leave $50 on her nightstand, and a note that says: "Thanks for everything" |
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| i hate to break it to you, but she already beat you to the punch, you just haven't realized it. |
are you kidding me? don't break up with her your fool! you just got your "to cheat" card, not only that you'll still be plowing her flower patch.
i mean it's not like you're in love and were gonna marry that girl. to me it would seem like the relationship was a joke in the first place (judging by the ideas you're entertaining for the break-up). so don't be an idiot and keep her around for some ass, meanwhile hit up other booty.
if something better comes along, only then move on.
ask for a 3some, if she agrees then she is trying to break up with you.
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 ask for a 3some, if she agrees then she is trying to break up with you. |
Write her a sensitive love letter:
Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
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| Originally posted by occrider Write her a sensitive love letter: Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. |
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| Originally posted by Lira |
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| Originally posted by Fl@k Monkey The hell with that, Use that money to go buy more music.. Or a hooker.. whatever does it for you. I hate to hear it myself.. But Spacey Orange hit the nail on the head when he said Stop fucking around with this chick. She screwed up.. The best thing you can do is say nothing and walk away.. Leave her to feel guilty about it and have the whole thing chew her away. Act cool, And enjoy looking for a new (more faithful) gf while she either a)Begs for your forgiveness or b)Fucks off with her new bf .. Proving only one thing - She wasnt worth it anyway and you know what they say.. Once a cheater, Always a cheater. |
ok ok ok.
time to put this shit into perspective.
yes, ivan, i am blowing your cover. booya!
she is a druggie ho with big tits. has a nice job. seems to make a lot of money. ivan is young. she is 29 going on 30. she pays for ivans trips to the city (he lives to a city up north, she lives here in the capital). she lets him put it in the pooper, pays for stuff, etc.
she is crazy jealous. creates a lot of drama. ivan likes drama.
now, ivan. ivan never intended to be her bf, he just wanted to bang her. he really enjoys her big tits and pooper. he, however, dislikes her overall drugginess. nonetheless, he has been fucking everything that moves non-stop since engaging in this relationship. he's fucked co-workers, some girls he has had flings with, some homeless women with a promise of giving them hot soup, etc.
now, the cheat. she was drugged out at a party, John Acquaviva was spinning here on sat. she kissed some random dude, according to her, that's all she did, and then said "it took a lot for me to tell you" yadda yadda yadda.
since i dislike her, as soon as he told me she called, i suggested the bel-air line (i'm `r).
c0r version: she's got big tits, takes it in the pooper, does a lot of drugs. she kissed some dude, maybe more. ivan fucks everything he can, and has not stopped. i don't like her much, so i suggested bel-air.
plot -> plot
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On plot -> plot |
Re: Break up ideas??
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| Originally posted by Ivand my gf just told me she cheated on me.. so, if im breaking up with i may have some fun with it.. best one so far: `r says: you have to tell her `r says: look.. `r says: me and you have had a great time together `r says: but after this `r says: i dont know if i can trust you `r says: because we're gonna get into a lot of fights `r says: and my mom will get scared `r says: and say you moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. |
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| Originally posted by Yan Nice touch. Surely you should include the Monster Mash somewhere? And how about Reeses Puffs Cereal? |
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On plot -> plot |
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| Originally posted by bas CANDY?! FOR BREAKFAST?!!?!?!? Dude, Ivan you're so full of shit! She's a big tittied druggie ho that you've cheated on several times already? You guys are both fucked |
have dirty raunchy sex with her bff.
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| Originally posted by squirrelly have dirty raunchy sex with her bff. |
that's the point
THE PLOT BOLDENS!!!11
Am I doing it right?
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| Originally posted by Yan THE PLOT BOLDENS!!!11 Am I doing it right? |
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| Originally posted by Frenchie fixed |
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| Originally posted by Frenchie fixed |
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| Originally posted by Omega_M ...tell her you gonna fuck her m0m, and do it. |
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