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Posted by Lilith on Aug-10-2007 01:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
"I'LL DO AWAY WITH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE! PRAISE ALLAH!"

hehe, station UN troops around the polling booths and tally centres
"We'll have none of that 2004 shennanigans again!"

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Aug-10-2007 02:01:

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Aug-10-2007 02:31:

hmmmm, well, if it was me, I'd try to reason with the judge that I didn't commit murder, but rather 'took out the trash.' If they still want to pursue, I'll kill the judge for sucking my 'victims' dick. How I'd be able to do this in the courtroom is unclear, but I imagine it would look like the Mystique interrogation scene in X-Men 3. After that? I dunno, maybe get a blog.

Posted by Trance Nutter on Aug-10-2007 02:56:

blame Nou

Posted by Clovis on Aug-10-2007 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
Fox news is pure entertainment.

I don't watch it in the A.M but at night it;s usually on.

They might be one sided and I might not agree with them but when they back themselves up, it is just entertaining ;D

I like the fact that they say "Fair & Balanced" like every 10 minutes incase you forgot.

Posted by Gillis maximus on Aug-10-2007 03:25:

.......blame Mike Vick.

Posted by bubble on Aug-10-2007 04:10:

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
how would you beat them?

with my penis. i'd make hamburger patties out of them.

Posted by DOOMBOT on Aug-10-2007 05:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
You have to be the dumbest person to grace this forum since Googooly.

Can I ask why I was ever even compared to this asshole?

Posted by distant on Aug-10-2007 06:03:

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
im not the one who pulled the trigger but it was my gun thats why im asking.

Aren't you like 12?

Posted by jonSun on Aug-10-2007 06:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I'd wear a brown cloak, wave my hand once in the general direction of the accusers, and say "I am not the droids you're looking for."

Posted by enferno on Aug-10-2007 06:09:

i'd hire zombie jonny kochren

Posted by camsr on Aug-10-2007 06:18:

I would start to dance in the courtroom, shouting "Disco Inferno!" over and over again.

Then I would imitate a retard

Posted by Scoops on Aug-10-2007 12:41:

Posted by Zoso on Aug-10-2007 12:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Scoops

Posted by Ian on Aug-10-2007 13:40:

quote:
Originally posted by DOOMBOT
Can I ask why I was ever even compared to this asshole?

easy, you're also known for stupidity.

And to beat the charges, I'd hire this guy

And also pay him for an hour with his on-screen daughter. Yummy.

Posted by squats on Aug-10-2007 14:08:

you guys are acting as if youve never killed at least one person! I mean seriously who hasnt killed one or two hookers?? And if you havent .. you dont know what youre missing, OH the good times I had -->sarcasm .... NOT!

Posted by Omega_M on Aug-10-2007 14:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
easy, you're also known for stupidity.

SICKBURN

Posted by DarkAngel on Aug-12-2007 01:33:

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
how would you beat them?

Leave no witnesses.

Posted by AustralianGQ on Aug-12-2007 01:43:

i have a zero tolerence for murder. so minimum 25 years in jail to life, no chance of early parole depending on what the judge hands down. bit i would prefer capital punishment

Posted by Masonious on Aug-12-2007 01:47:

at the last moment i'd raise sharpened wooden stakes

Posted by ballmouse on Aug-12-2007 04:24:

Play trance music in the court room.

Posted by woscar on Aug-12-2007 04:56:

Re: murder charges

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
how would you beat them?

FUCK, you're stupid!!!...

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