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Re: Re: limerick thread

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Originally posted by Allied Nations and you have power to ban people from this forum? srsly...

oh shit, i forgot... mods aren't supposed to have fun. modding TA is serious business.

sorry dad.

Re: Re: Re: limerick thread

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Originally posted by l�cid oh shit, i forgot... mods aren't supposed to have fun. modding TA is serious business. sorry dad.

apparently so is posting!

pssshhhh.. don't be hatin' on my mad limerick skillz.

You're both having a little too much fun for my liking.

TA's a terrible place
don't know why i bother showing my face
every user's a jew
(including me too!)
think i'll go spray myself with some mace.


jk luff u all

one day i was browsing TA
turned out all the posters were gay
the thought gave me chills
i ran for the hills
and fucked your girlfriend all day

Ygrene is my friend
who doesn't respond to my PMs

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Originally posted by l�cid fuck you for having a shitty name i can't rhyme with.

banhax!

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Originally posted by stren Ygrene is my friend who doesn't respond to my PMs

Guess he doesn't want to be your friend anymore.

moar limriks biatch!

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Originally posted by stren Ygrene is my friend who doesn't respond to my PMs

man, your limericks have been massive failures, oh polish one.

this topic should not be dumped.
you people are dumb, or just stumped.
limericks aren't tough,
if you know your stuff,
so this fine thread, i have bumped.


call me dr. dre nukka.

Omega_Blue was riding to town
Jerking his dick on the way
He fell in a crater
And yelled, "MASTUBATOR!"
Then accepted that he had turned gay.

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Originally posted by jennypie Omega_Blue was riding to town Jerking his dick on the way He fell in a crater And yelled, "MASTUBATOR!" Then accepted that he had turned gay.

jennypie was stuck in a rut-
her ass had a big nasty cut.
she tried to run for help
but instead let out a "yelp!!"
cause the cut on her butt couldn't close shut.

in yo face, pie.

robo-trippin with the greatest of ease
nyquil got me knocked up without spendin Gs
but little did i know
antihistamine dont doe
and now i will be pushin up daisies

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Originally posted by camsr robo-trippin with the greatest of ease nyquil got me knocked up without spendin Gs but little did i know antihistamine dont doe and my presence on the board is a disease

fixed.

you die first!

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Originally posted by camsr you die first!

chill, i'm just fuckin with you

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue chill, i'm just fuckin with you

Omega fvcks dead guys!!

I hate you
You smell like poo
Your girlfriend's got a big butt
If one day
We meet and you're gay
I'll be sure you get stabbed in the gut.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Omega fvcks dead guys!!

not a limerick stay on topic plz

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Originally posted by jennypie I hate you You smell like poo Your girlfriend's got a big butt If one day We meet and you're gay I'll be sure you get stabbed in the gut.

...

*farts on your face*

omega_blue browses t.a.
he makes posts all day
he saems like the mack daddy
pretty good with the ladies
but his facebook status said he's gay

Jennypie, Jennypie, you are of such great wit
When I post beneath you I feel like a twit
Your farts are great
And I celebrate
When your vagina goes 'FSSST!'

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Originally posted by jonze234 omega_blue browses t.a. he makes posts all day he saems like the mack daddy pretty good with the ladies but his facebook status said he's gay

dude i told you, mofuckin mwta's and their incessant need to hijack my comp at my house.

jonze was a decent fellow,
though his poop was a deep shade of yellow.
i met him once at a club
gave his bald head a rub
but then my hand had a weird smell-o.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue *farts on your face*

*inhales deeply*

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