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| Originally posted by Erotic Buddha what do you do at Fox? |
I envy you, simply because I would love to be in a position where I would be able to either A.) Use my wit and humiliate him in front of everybody or 2.) Call him an ignorant fuck, sock him in the face and walk off.
As much as I would love to go with option B, I think option 1 would be far more gratifying.
Hmmm, I hate to go out on a limb here, but has anyone considered AIDS yet?
I mean...AIDS, right? Everyone loves AIDS.
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| Originally posted by idoru I envy you, simply because I would love to be in a position where I would be able to either A.) Use my wit and humiliate him in front of everybody or 2.) Call him an ignorant fuck, sock him in the face and walk off. As much as I would love to go with option B, I think option 1 would be far more gratifying. |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk I mean...AIDS, right? Everyone loves AIDS. |
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| Originally posted by Jackson AIDS AIDS AIDS? |
I definitely think getting a pic with him & making some sort of sign (or wearing the 'he loves the cock' t-shirt) would suffice
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| Originally posted by Frenchie Go about your day? |
Re: Attention Core
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| Originally posted by bas Tomorrow Bill O'Reilly will be in our building, in a studio that I'm working in. What should I do? |
^^^^ Winner!
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Finally. Somebody understands. |
So is bas getting water-boarded in Gitmo yet? 
he probably dressed up like a gypsy and gave him a lapdance.
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| Originally posted by jennypie OMGOMG....wait till he goes to the washroom and then follow him in there. Get into the stall next to him and, even if he's not shitting, say, "YEAH BUDDY, YOU SHOW THAT TURD WHO'S BOSS!", and make poopy/fart noises. Record it all on your phone or something. |
Seriously i wouldn't be surprised if someone stabbed O'Reilly during one of his interviews.
He has been asking for it for the longest.
Wear a: "I love O'Reily" tshirt.
He'll then allow you to take a pic with him.
But on the back you shall have the words "...proof that the mentally handicapped can succeed."
Then he'll hit you and you'll get fired. Then just get a huge outta court settlement. And write a book, and you'll get a public apology too. Please note once he hits you, you can hit back too, it's all win/win.
If you get any flack about the mentally handicapped comment just say "I only assumed, surely most people could make the same mistake?"
let us know what happened
stick your finger in his anus.
Get sexually harassed by him.
Walk up to him, give him a noogie, and then casually stroll back to your desk like nothing happened.
I don't know who this gimp is either.
ask him exactly what he was attempting to accomplish when he released this:
Force him to grow a beard.
Ask him if he wants to go out with you for lunch and get falafel.
[Hopefully somebody catches this one.]
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| Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Ask him if he wants to go out with you. |
say this: "thank you Mr. O'Reilly for being such a douche because if not for you, The Colbert Report would never exist" 
So I just decided to steal all of his water. They probably got more, but I bet it was pretty annoying.
Also I fucked with their rehearsal. I kept running a ticker telling them that I wasn't sure why it was doing that and that I was working on the problem.
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