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Posted by Turbonium on Nov-08-2007 09:28:

I just had some Miracle Whip Light. tbh I have it in a sandwich or w/e like once every 2 weeks. Otherwise, it's just mustard.

I don't see what's so bad about it. It's nothing special, but it doesn't taste bad either.

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Originally posted by Ygrene
You smoke crack bro!

The original Burger King chicken sandwich + mayo was the best cracked out sandwich I ever did eat.

This is so fucking true. Burger King relies heavily on that mayo (or w/e the hell else is in that sauce).

Posted by Lilith on Nov-08-2007 10:37:

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Originally posted by Sushipunk
I don't think we get Miracle Whip here. But fake mayo sounds...pretty feral. Or does it taste like something else?

Think of real mayonnaise, with egg whites, nip of vinegar, pinch of dijon mustard and some extra light olive oil though it.
It's yummy and really easy to make

Well, it's not that.
Its high fat, fairly high sugar content 'crap' mayonnaise that has been passed through the intestine of a flatulent pensioner and then canned for mass consumption of the non-discerning palate.

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-08-2007 10:51:

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Originally posted by Lilith
Well, it's not that.
Its high fat, fairly high sugar content 'crap' mayonnaise that has been passed through the intestine of a flatulent pensioner and then canned for mass consumption of the non-discerning palate.

Mmmm, flatulent pensioners make the best sandwich spread.

If they've been minced finely enough.

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