What other useful things can you do with your penis?

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Posted by mezzir on Nov-25-2007 18:28:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
The brain, the bat, and the wristwatch.

the braaaaainnnn!
thats more the balls though
few suggestions:
1: if your cock is hard enough to hold a roll of toilet paper and small enough to fit inside that tube, that sucks
2: cock slapping. honestly, you've never known true power until you've done it. try it.

Posted by Cloudburst on Nov-25-2007 18:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
You can put toilet roll on it.

You fit your dick in a toilet roll? I've tried and failed. Big time.

Posted by Frenchie on Nov-25-2007 18:52:

Welp, we all know who has a baby dick! *points and laughs*

Posted by iammesol on Nov-25-2007 18:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Welp, we all know how has a baby dick! *points and laughs*

Fix your English, Frenchie.

Posted by Frenchie on Nov-25-2007 19:07:

We also know who can't spell.

Posted by chach on Nov-25-2007 19:09:

Blind girls.

Posted by Dervish on Nov-25-2007 19:14:

t5gjyhiploiujfg

EDIT: formatting

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Nov-25-2007 19:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
You fit your dick in a toilet roll? I've tried and failed. Big time.

I have a penis so small I can store CDs on it.

Posted by Gauss on Nov-25-2007 19:52:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i would suggest trying to find a use for your brain before you start concentrating on the other opportunities.

+1

Posted by denys envy on Nov-25-2007 21:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
+1

listen. LISTEN. are you listening?

why don't you/that other bitch/and PKCwizard go get a game of D&D together and fuck off. please.

thanks.

Posted by Zild on Nov-25-2007 21:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
listen. LISTEN. are you listening?

why don't you/that other bitch/and PKCwizard go get a game of D&D together and fuck off. please.

thanks.

Damn that would be AMAZING if that happened.

Posted by d-miurge on Nov-25-2007 21:47:

1. Take out a blank sheet of paper or open up a word processor where you can type (I prefer the latter because it�s faster).
2. Write at the top, �What other useful things can I do with my penis?�
3. Write an answer (any answer) that pops into your head. It doesn�t have to be a complete sentence. A short phrase is fine.
4. Repeat step 3 until you write the answer that makes you cry. This is the thing.

Posted by mezzir on Nov-25-2007 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by d-miurge
1. Take out a blank sheet of paper or open up a word processor where you can type (I prefer the latter because it�s faster).
2. Write at the top, �What other useful things can I do with my penis?�
3. Write an answer (any answer) that pops into your head. It doesn�t have to be a complete sentence. A short phrase is fine.
4. Repeat step 3 until you write the answer that makes you cry. This is the thing.

baaaaaaahahahahahhaha
well fucking done

Posted by Bulletproof on Nov-25-2007 22:15:

spin it like a helicopter

Posted by Dervish on Nov-25-2007 22:16:

Make cheese.

Posted by UmmiE on Nov-25-2007 22:26:

When its not erect you can use it like a stress ball.

Posted by RJT on Nov-25-2007 22:36:

Also, fruit bowls?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-25-2007 22:40:

Posted by Gauss on Nov-25-2007 22:50:

Posted by denys envy on Nov-25-2007 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
Do shut up.

lol. why!?

Posted by Ian on Nov-25-2007 23:04:

On tranceaddict, sexually-based threads are considered especially heinous. In the COR, the dedicated detective who investigates these vicious threads is a member of an elite squad known as the toronto maple leafs. This is the kind of story she has to deal with....

dum dum

/failthread

Posted by Frenchie on Nov-25-2007 23:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
Do shut up.

It's HIS thread.

Posted by Gauss on Nov-25-2007 23:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
It's HIS thread.

I'm not talking about this thread only. He's irritating.

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
lol. why!?

Because.

Posted by Omega_M on Nov-25-2007 23:37:

Posted by denys envy on Nov-25-2007 23:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
I'm not talking about this thread only. He's irritating.

Because.

ohh shit well as long as i'm irritating you i shall continue. thanks oh envious one.

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