Fortune Cookies: they know more than you think!

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Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-04-2007 10:52:

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Originally posted by tubularbills
1) sweating is half the fun of working out; and
2) lol speedos

I wear full swim trunks...but I noticed EVERYONE wears speedos. Guess I'll have to give in and look gay just to get some extra speed. Don't worry, I'll post pics, esp when you do a Jake Benson appreciation thread (wait until Jan tho...)

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-04-2007 13:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I wear full swim trunks...but I noticed EVERYONE wears speedos. Guess I'll have to give in and look gay just to get some extra speed. Don't worry, I'll post pics, esp when you do a Jake Benson appreciation thread (wait until Jan tho...)

still be a fatty until january eh?

Posted by bas on Dec-04-2007 17:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Come to Toi Thai with me next time (or if ever) you are in LA. These fortune cookies will AMAZE you. Actually well they are not tasty at all, but I will eat anything that has carbs because I am a fat chick on the inside.

I keep forgetting you live in LA. Toi Thai is booommmbb, but the fortune cookies are not their strong point

Posted by fac3d on Dec-06-2007 05:22:

lmfao..this is probably the best thread ever!

Posted by jrbuddha on Dec-06-2007 05:47:

Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-12-2007 02:44:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
still be a fatty until january eh?

I hit 160 lbs! The New York trip made me huge. It was nothing but meetings with chick mags (Cosmopolitan, Marie Claire, etc.) so they were all like "Want some cookies? And cuntwiches. And fat? Tee hee hee. I'm a corporate chick."

quote:
Originally posted by bas
keep forgetting you live in LA. Toi Thai is booommmbb, but the fortune cookies are not their strong point

Do you live in LA? I'd look at ur prof but too much effort. My fav at Toi Thai is Chicken Fried Rice. Something about it tastes soooooooo good and I always eat it all.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-12-2007 02:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
WTFuk is that? What movie is it from?

It's from Dead-Alive. Awesome movie.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-12-2007 05:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I hit 160 lbs!

fatty

ps, this reminds me of the south park episode "jared has aides" where the boys make butters eat all the chinese food from "city wok" and then they try to make him thin again

Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-24-2007 06:26:

I AM CONVINCED!

I asked yet another fortune cookie today:

"Fortune cookie, will I resolve all these bills (referring to the mail), when I'm on vaca in Seattle"

I opened it up and I SHIT YOU NOT PEOPLE, it said this:

"Good news will come to you by mail"

AGAIN it KNEW I was talking about the MAIL! How does it know this? How do fortune cookies know my fucking life?

Next time I do this i will record it and you will all see just how much fortune cookies are a future fucking portal into your soul.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2007 06:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I AM CONVINCED!

I asked yet another fortune cookie today:

"Fortune cookie, will I resolve all these bills (referring to the mail),

what if you were deep down secretly thinking about me....

would that mean i would get shipped to your doorstep?

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-24-2007 06:34:

It's all bull

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2007 06:34:

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Originally posted by Frenchie
It's all bull

its funny cause theres a cow in your avatar

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-24-2007 06:39:

Good lord, there is.

Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-24-2007 07:05:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
what if you were deep down secretly thinking about me....

would that mean i would get shipped to your doorstep?

OMG ur so right. Can you pay my bills for me?

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2007 07:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
OMG ur so right. Can you pay my bills for me?

*gives a dolla*

don't spend it all in one place

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