Can girls get bluewalls? (blue balls for women)?

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Posted by r5a on Dec-05-2007 00:21:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
how, may i ask, do you give a girl "hand" ?
finger, whatever you want to call it good sir.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-05-2007 00:21:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
finger, whatever the hell you want to call it.

you gave her the finger?

that's nice to do during sex

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-05-2007 00:22:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
how, may i ask, do you give a girl "hand" ?

You know, like a puppet. Girls like that, don't they?

Posted by Lira on Dec-05-2007 00:23:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
has anyone ever told you that you know far too much?

Hehehe, well, a few friends (and even my girlfriend) have told me my memory scares the living daylights out of them

In my defence, I'm really oblivious to my surroundings (so my attention is really selective), and I suck at maths

Posted by Lira on Dec-05-2007 00:24:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
how, may i ask, do you give a girl "hand" ?

You help her open a bottle of olives.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-05-2007 00:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You know, like a puppet. Girls like that, don't they?

i thought he meant like clapping. like, "hey, give 'er a hand! she jerked me off!"

*claps*

"Good show!"

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-05-2007 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
tbills, if you keep posting offensive things, I AM GOING TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION AGAINST TRANCEADDICT DOT COM!!!

this thread delivers

Posted by JD8180 on Dec-05-2007 00:42:

Posted by idoru on Dec-05-2007 01:05:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
are you stupid? can you read? I said i always get girls off, therefore it has never been a problem. besides, i know how to give a girl head and hand no problem so i don't give a shit if i don't know the exact anantmoy of the vagina. you cretin.

You're trusting that their cries of "Oh, yes! Oh, yes! r5a, YES!" weren't faked or overdone? You can say with 100% certainty that no woman you've ever been with has BS'd you to some sort of extent? Okay, bud.

Posted by denys envy on Dec-05-2007 01:10:

what are blue balls? is that when someone kicks you in the balls and bruises them? i'd imagine if you kick a woman in the vag hard enough it'd bruise too... so the answer is yes - women get blue walls.

Posted by idoru on Dec-05-2007 01:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
what are blue balls? is that when someone kicks you in the balls and bruises them? i'd imagine if you kick a woman in the vag hard enough it'd bruise too... so the answer is yes - women get blue walls.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=blue+balls

Posted by denys envy on Dec-05-2007 01:19:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=blue+balls

quote:
lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.

lol! what stupid men do that!?

lack of sex? you can't be serious. this isn't communist russia people. if one's not getting laid in US, with the morals these girls have here, one should just kill himself because there's no hope for him in any society.

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-05-2007 01:20:

Word to the wise, do not drink and read this thread at the same time.

HAHAHA! GOLD! Everyone in this thread gets 5 gold stars, minus the thread poster..you sir get 5 kick to the balls.

Posted by iammesol on Dec-05-2007 01:28:

Tricia gave me blue balls last night.

OMG IT SPREAD TO MY FACEEE

Posted by JD8180 on Dec-05-2007 01:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
lol! what stupid men do that!?

lack of sex? you can't be serious. this isn't communist russia people. if one's not getting laid in US, with the morals these girls have here, one should just kill himself because there's no hope for him in any society.

i think the definition there doesn't clarify it correctly; it happens when a girl is teasing a guy in certain ways and gets the guy rather excited, then she abruptly stops and leaves him hanging.

i don't know exactly what it is... it's something to do with the guy's nuts getting ready to shoot out the load, and the load was never shot.

Posted by denys envy on Dec-05-2007 01:38:

quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
i think the definition there doesn't clarify it correctly; it happens when a girl is teasing a guy in certain ways and gets the guy rather excited, then she abruptly stops and leaves him hanging.

i don't know exactly what it is... it's something to do with the guy's nuts getting ready to shoot out the load, and the load was never shot.

what fucking dumb ho does that?!?

and even if she does leave why not call another one over to finish the job?

i don't get it...

Posted by justin on Dec-05-2007 01:43:

blue balls = myth

i dare for one man to stand up and say they have ever been through this thing called blue balls. if my balls turned blue b/c of some girl i'd throat punch her asap.
blue ballz l3v3l tre dont werk on me biatch.. * slap*

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-05-2007 01:46:

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-05-2007 01:46:

quote:
Originally posted by justin
if my balls turned blue b/c of some girl i'd throat punch her asap.

hahah the imagery!

Posted by iammesol on Dec-05-2007 01:48:

Oh, and srsly speaking, BB is a myth. Sorry feminine ones.

Posted by Fledz on Dec-05-2007 01:49:

Posted by mezzir on Dec-05-2007 01:50:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
Oh, and srsly speaking, BB is a myth. Sorry feminine ones.

false, they just don't turn bright fuckin blue or anything. i mean think about it, it makes sense. you get really turned on, increased blood flow to the balls and dick. blood under the skin looks bluish as it hasn't been exposed to oxygen.

also, this thread fuckin delivers

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-05-2007 02:05:

it IS a myth. "blue balls" is just a colloquialism for the discomfort a male feels if aroused for long periods of time without release. there is no change in colour to the balls.

Posted by r5a on Dec-05-2007 02:08:

holy shit, ta is overflowing with water in the head. lets clarify some things.

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
Oh, and srsly speaking, BB is a myth. Sorry feminine ones.
no, it really isn't. it's happened to me several times. and it's extremely painful.

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Word to the wise, do not drink and read this thread at the same time.

HAHAHA! GOLD! Everyone in this thread gets 5 gold stars, minus the thread poster..you sir get 5 kick to the balls.

k. cool brah.

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
You're trusting that their cries of "Oh, yes! Oh, yes! r5a, YES!" weren't faked or overdone? You can say with 100% certainty that no woman you've ever been with has BS'd you to some sort of extent? Okay, bud.

i was waiting for this kind of comment. no i can't obviously because yeah there might have been times when i was faked but very rarely and i would be surprised. the only time i've done shit is when ive been in a serious relationship and i can count the number of those ive had still on my two hands. and in all of them shits been very open and honest, this kind of dosn't need to be explained becasue those who have been in a relationship b4 know what im talking about. besides, what kind of stampfag goes around sayin yo nigga, my success rate to make girls cum is high, like WTF. besides, you can pretty much read a person and know when they're faking.

besides, lets say i did get faked a couple of times, it doesn't really answer the blue balls question...

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-05-2007 02:11:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
it doesn't really answer the blue balls question...

the only people that think there is a "question" regarding this are morons. like you. its the equivalent of asking "hey, can men get period pains" ffs. some of you people should really pay more attention in school. dumbasses.

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