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Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 02:25:

totally not a fan of the taser jokes.

Posted by bas on Dec-14-2007 02:26:

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Originally posted by goodgreef
totally not a fan of the taser jokes.

Sounds like someone needs a tazin'

Posted by Amduscias on Dec-14-2007 02:27:

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Originally posted by goodgreef
totally not a fan of the taser jokes.
why?

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 02:29:

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Originally posted by djmaxima
why?
because i'm from van, because i'm polish, and i had to hear about it for non-stop when the whole deal was up in the air. It was enough to see the video of the dood getting tazered..

Posted by Amduscias on Dec-14-2007 02:30:

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Originally posted by goodgreef
because i'm from van, because i'm polish, and i had to hear about it for non-stop when the whole deal was up in the air. It was enough to see the video of the dood getting tazered..
ur from van? o-o wtf is that

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 02:31:

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Originally posted by djmaxima
ur from van? o-o wtf is that
vancouver. Where all the taser-shit went down.

Posted by PurpleHaze on Dec-14-2007 02:31:

glue this on a piece of bristol paper and sprinkle some pubic hairs around it for added christmas-y effect

Posted by bas on Dec-14-2007 02:32:

It went down in more places than Vancouver

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 02:32:

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Originally posted by bas
It went down in more places than Vancouver
oh totally, this is just the most recent i can think of
anyway, im off to write an exam. peace!

Posted by Amduscias on Dec-14-2007 02:33:

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Originally posted by goodgreef
vancouver. Where all the taser-shit went down.
... tazers tazers tazers tazers tazers, tazerrific, tazering.

that is all

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 07:08:

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Originally posted by djmaxima
... tazers tazers tazers tazers tazers, tazerrific, tazering.

that is all

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Dec-14-2007 07:14:

Make a homemade card, and really put your all into it. A little elbow grease goes a long way. Take some card stock, but not too thick (not too thin either), make sure it's sturdy, and cut it into a neat original shape (hearts work well for this). Then take another color, and make some shapes you can glue on to the front. Boxes work well, because you can decorate them as gifts. Oooh, you could even make a tree, since it is that time of the year after all! A few small circles for ornaments, and voila! Then on the front use a calligraphy pen to write something like "I love you Mom..." - she'll practically be fawning before she even opens it. The inside is the most important part though. Before you start working on it, take a laxative or two, just enough to get the job done, not enough to cause any serious problems. When you make your trip to the bathroom, take a paint brush. Make sure you dip the paint brush in your excrement, because it will really add that special touch. Now go back to the card, open it up, and with the shit-smeared paint brush write in big block letters the word "NOT!"

Then you won't even be expected to come up with any gifts for the rest of the 19 days!!!

Posted by barbina on Dec-14-2007 07:31:

if i did that my mom would tell me to stop acting 5 and grow the fuck up. but maybe thats just hitler.. i mean.. my mother

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 07:33:

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Originally posted by barbina
if i did that my mom would tell me to stop acting 5 and grow the fuck up. but maybe thats just hitler.. i mean.. my mother
you sure she wouldnt like the shit smeared all over it?..

Posted by barbina on Dec-14-2007 07:34:

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Originally posted by goodgreef
you sure she wouldnt like the shit smeared all over it?.

maybe if it was covered in diamonds and 100$bills.
then shed be all over that shit

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 07:34:

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Originally posted by barbina
maybe if it was covered in diamonds and 100$bills.
then shed be all over that shit
lol, who wouldn't... shit washes off!!

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