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Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Dec-19-2007 17:49:

This is the only stuff that touches my tender anus. Totally FTW.

Posted by bas on Dec-19-2007 17:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie

Why the iPod?

Posted by l�cid on Dec-19-2007 17:59:

i prefer the kind that has a puppy on the packaging... the one where Zach Braff does the voice of the puppy in their commercial.

Posted by eROs.au on Dec-19-2007 18:05:

"Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has
not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it.
And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really,
what else can they do?"

Posted by Ian on Dec-19-2007 18:17:

Charmin is shit. it's like thin & easier to tear than the meat off perfectly cooked ribs.

is what it's all about, along with their moist tissue to feel extra fresh

Posted by bas on Dec-19-2007 18:22:

Maybe in the UK...but in AMERICA we have Charmin double roll. Twice the roll, twice as soft

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Dec-19-2007 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Charmin is shit. it's like thin & easier to tear than the meat off perfectly cooked ribs.

You kidding? I can be good with like 3 squares of that stuff. I'm talking about the Charmin Ultra... the "less is more" stuff. It's like buttsecks with a silk worm.

Posted by Direct on Dec-19-2007 18:45:

heh

Posted by Abercrombie on Dec-19-2007 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Why the iPod?

So we can listen to choons while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Posted by Ian on Dec-19-2007 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Maybe in the UK...but in AMERICA we have Charmin double roll. Twice the roll, twice as soft

I suppose u dont know that evian water is french for 'naive' ?

Posted by r5a on Dec-19-2007 18:59:

Fuck.

My school has this generic one-ply shit, it's TOO SOFT. you rub your ass and two seconds later you feel the shit going through your fingernails as the toilet paper just falls apart, it's totally awesome!

At work we have some nice, two-ply regular stuff, not sure of the brand but its not like downy/charmin style or 1-ply wipe your ass with ur nails kind either.

Now at home is the Bentley of toilet paper, we get this shit is like 8 ply feels like a cloud is going through your ass checks. expensive as hell but oh so worth it. actually makes you want to take a shit and wipe your ass.

worst that has ever been is my ex's house, i don't know why they did that to themselves but it was like sandpaper in my ass, Christ. i hated taking a shit there.

Posted by *dances* on Dec-19-2007 19:09:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
Christ. i hated taking a shit there.

Maybe that was the point

Posted by Zoso on Dec-19-2007 19:13:

Someone has slipped the John Wayne stuff back in at work. I need to check the ladies' room to make sure it's not just us men who are getting fucked over.

Posted by Meat187 on Dec-20-2007 06:43:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071219/D8TKGUU86.html

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