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Posted by bas on Jan-03-2008 21:22:
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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Whopper Junior, no mayo, mustard, pickles tomatoes and onions,
forget the lettuce, that's rabitt food - it's empty calories
Cost= $1.00
5 Chicken nuggets, with teriyakki sauce.
BBQ Sauce has more calories due to the carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00
Small Diet Sprite: Lower carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00
Total cost of meal: $3.35!
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....that is a fucking GREAT idea. But I'm gonna get fries instead of a soda 
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 21:24:
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Originally posted by get nyce
when is the next cruise?
how is the little one doing? |
My boss wants me to travel more to the caribbean
and do presentations to travel agents and symposiums
The Beach Boys would be proud of me, because even though Kokomo is not on the list..the rest are! 
The boy is kickin' ass! He's started to mimick me play XBox.
Thanks for askin!
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 21:26:
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Originally posted by chach
When are we gonna get fucked up?
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We live in the same city, ask and u shall receive! PM d00d!
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 21:35:
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Originally posted by spc
Why do you consider a Whopper Jr, Chicken Nuggets & Diet sprite a healthy meal?  |
Point taken. At least the way I advised was better than the standard "meal" they offer!
Fatties get Double Whoppers and shakes plus extra fries.
I wish BK would consider my choices, and put them on their menu
so I could get paid and buy me fishing boat!
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 21:42:
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Originally posted by monishb
ghey? |
Negative.
I luv boobs too much,..... wait, dindt Jack in "Will and Grace"
love boobs too?
Fuck.
Posted by david.michael on Jan-03-2008 21:44:
Why do we build castles in the sky?
Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jan-03-2008 21:46:
About how many books do you read each year?
What are the last three books you read? Did you like them?
Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jan-03-2008 21:49:
is there a lot of money to be made at the front door of color-based Sensation events?
i.e. if I go to Kmart, and buy 100 white T-shirts for $75, will people buy them for $5 each at the front door to a Sensation White?
Will they believe they are "OFFICIAL SENSATION WHITE SHIRTS"?
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 21:52:
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Originally posted by david.michael
Why do we build castles in the sky? |
Because cheese is cheaper than marble and emerald rock!
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 22:04:
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
About how many books do you read each year?
What are the last three books you read? Did you like them? |
Not as many as I would've liked to.
Funny you should ask that 'cos I met a very nice old man at
Barnes and Nobles the other day, and he made me think.
He said: it seems that reading books is becoming less and less popular
these days,
dont forget 'imagination is the greatest tool man will ever have'
and with that he smiled, shook my hand, and walked away
Back to your question, the three that stroke me the most were:
1. Once and Future King - By T.H. White
2. The Golden Compass - Phillip Pillman
3. Literature and Society (An Introduction to Fiction, Poetry, Drama and NonFiction)
Posted by grooviebeats on Jan-03-2008 22:17:
what is the average distance skeet can fly when you masturbate?
Posted by TweeK on Jan-03-2008 22:19:
Whats the best way to scam a chick into having sekkz with you?
Posted by Cloudburst on Jan-03-2008 22:23:
blue?
Posted by wizniz on Jan-03-2008 22:25:
why is my girlfriend on her period the day before i leave for a few months?
Posted by Ian on Jan-03-2008 22:26:
law or order. Choose one.
Posted by Ian on Jan-03-2008 22:27:
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Originally posted by wizniz
why is my girlfriend on her period the day before i leave for a few months?
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ass action!
Posted by wizniz on Jan-03-2008 22:28:
she said we could still go at it if i didnt mind...
never done that before. thoughts? opinions?
brb need a cig
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 22:29:
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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
is there a lot of money to be made at the front door of color-based Sensation events?
i.e. if I go to Kmart, and buy 100 white T-shirts for $75, will people buy them for $5 each at the front door to a Sensation White?
Will they believe they are "OFFICIAL SENSATION WHITE SHIRTS"? |
It is possible but it depends on YOU!
You want to be a salesman for the night? then think like one:
Chances are, 65% people will somehow be impaired by the time they arrive at the doors,
you dont want to target those who obviously have white clothing under their coat/jacket..
Your goal sir, is to target those people who are obvious tourists,
the group of guys that are fucked up, and exited about the event, because "woooooo!" will be heared throughout,
and the random group of girls, THINK COLOR...
yell it out:
"White Sensation! Where's your white shirt bitch??
You look sad in black...you need a white shirt NOW!
That'll be $5 bucks..
next!
Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jan-03-2008 22:33:
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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Dog meat is appreaciated in the far East as a resource for food,
but not here in The States...
PASS.
Next question! |
that is not an acceptable answer....I am hungry and I have a dead dog here that needs to be cooked.
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 22:46:
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Originally posted by grooviebeats
what is the average distance skeet can fly when you masturbate? |
The average is 28 Miles per hour but that's for REAL sex.
Men, unlike women, respond faster to anything related to sex. Even though they are dirtier than we are!
We are visual animals...our eyes and emotions are connected to the cock.
So if you're beating off to the models in Cosmopolitan, the reaction is not the same..
Next!
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 22:49:
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Originally posted by TweeK
Whats the best way to scam a chick into having sekkz with you? |
3 Tylenol PM's in her drink. Ding! Ding! Ding!
Dinner is served!
Posted by TweeK on Jan-03-2008 22:50:
**rubs chinn**
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 22:55:
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Originally posted by Cloudburst
blue? |
Blue Balls??= Beat off son - hqgirldotcom
Blue, the color? Depends on the hue if you are an artist bish!
BLUE the nightclub here in Miami Beach is the best running club
9 years and GOING!
Small, intimate... but the best unsigned DJ's play here!
Next-o!
Posted by wizniz on Jan-03-2008 23:01:
should i have sex with my girlfriend while shes on her period? (need comprehensive answer... nevar done it b4)
Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 23:03:
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Originally posted by wizniz
why is my girlfriend on her period the day before i leave for a few months?
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Bro, if you really want it, DO IT.
Place a towel under her, talk to her, she'll talk back to you
things will get heated and baddam!
If you dont mind it. It will get messy, but she'll love you for it..
Reason is, girls have blood flow more during their period during sex,
JAH, I know you know that! But I'm talking INTERNALLY! Lips and all
It becomes so sensitive that well...it swells, sensitivity is increased
and you're tha winnar!
Next!
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