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Or perhaps her gash stinks like a bin bag full of rotting fish.
Not being rude or anything with the comment above mate. She might of been walking around all day or been to the gym before or something. My suggestion is take her out on a night out have a laugh, tease her a bit, add alcohol to the equation and hopefully she'll lose all inhibitions.
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| Originally posted by r5a i was talking my friend about this and she told me the exact same thing. it makes sense and it is probably the reason but im the kind of the guy that doesn't really push things or get edgy about all this, like i know that doesn't go at all with my posts but in rl i'm very respectable about this kind of stuff. thanks though, appreciate it. ty to all, i will buy you all some chicken wings and booze if i ever meet some of you. |
Booze for sure.
Also, GHB - I hear it makes the ladies moist as a snack cake down there.
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| Originally posted by l�cid maybe you should be buying the chicken wings and booze for your girlfriend, instead of offering it to random strangers on the internet. |
She's your typical "dumb ****". She does something without thinking of the repercussions. All girls do this to some extent (no offense to the female members of this forum).
Don't look into it to much, or she will blame you, etc.
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| Originally posted by UWM She dried up when you said "tubular" and called her "bro". |
Re: downsyndrome inc: why does my girlfriend do this? (c0r advice)
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| Originally posted by r5a so me and this girl have been dating for about 2 and half months now. we met sometime last year (in 06) at a party and tee'd it off really well (no hookup) and just this year (07, I know its 08 but for the purpose of the background info) we have a class together and we started getting close. talking a lot of everything, shit seemed to build up pretty nicely, we had dinners and movies and we had good fun, enjoying each others company. so we both decided to start dating and get into something a bit more serious. cool bro! fast forward to last night. we're cuddling to some nanny diaries. and about half-way through she starts to lick me like along my chin and lips and i start tensing and squeezing up and she's laughing and looking at me like shes about to go down on me and she goes "haha why are you doing that" and im like "fuck man it feels good, why wouldn't I!" so then she smilies and starts to step it up a notch and licking my abs and like right above my dick. this point im like REALLY tensing up and making noises shit. then she full on grabs my dick and just holds it, and im like ok... cool dude. shes basically teasing me about giving me hand for like 10-15 mins after that we're fully making out while shes giving me hand. pretty nice stuff. now this is where i get  after we make out i try to slip my hand down her pants and shit and shes just like no. blankly saying no. she'll gasp sometimes as i try to go down further and shit but she says no and then crosses her legs making it impossible for me to give her hand. im like "sweet game bro, we just make out and you fully gave me hand but i'm not allowed to turn the favor or do anything, tubular" and shes like yep. i keep asking her for a reason but she says she doesn't have any or juts simply "no reason" and then shes like lets go do something else!??! WTF? this has happened a couple times in the past week or so. whats weird is that we've talked about our previous histories and shes done shit like this before so it's nothing new to either of us. we'ved talked about our relationship a couple of times, and we both want it to be fun and somewhat serious.  edit: this was long. need a c0r version.  - me getting hand from gf - me trying to return the favor = DENIED. - she gives no reason to why she dosnt want to, shes done this shit b4 - we both want a serious / fun relationship |
Re: Re: downsyndrome inc: why does my girlfriend do this? (c0r advice)
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN youre a fucking idiot. |
maybe she was on her period?
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| Originally posted by nchs09 maybe she was on her period? |
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| Originally posted by r5a oh yeah, not even on period or anything. |
Doh! Maybe she is a tiny whore and not a full blown whore?
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| Originally posted by nchs09 Doh! Maybe she is a tiny whore and not a full blown whore? |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Ew, who calls it "giving hand" anyways? Fuck that's lame. |
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| Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Or perhaps her gash stinks like a bin bag full of rotting fish. Not being rude or anything with the comment above mate. She might of been walking around all day or been to the gym before or something. My suggestion is take her out on a night out have a laugh, tease her a bit, add alcohol to the equation and hopefully she'll lose all inhibitions. |
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| Originally posted by RJT Booze for sure. Also, GHB - I hear it makes the ladies moist as a snack cake down there. |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN youre a fucking idiot. |
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| Originally posted by r5a i already tore you a new asshole, do you really want a third and risk getting us both banned? |
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| Originally posted by r5a i already tore you a new asshole, do you really want a third and risk getting us both banned? |
she's just a squirter
pks a miserable, angry sack of shit. dont even dignify anything he says with a response
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| Originally posted by Spike pks a miserable, angry sack of shit. dont even dignify anything he says with a response |
maybe you're going through the wrong entrance. Try giving her the ass play her bunghole deserves, see where it goes =)
Besides, she could have cooch confidence issues - like enormously large clit (and pair of well hung lips that can easily pass for ballsack).
though I must add... 2 months and you still haven't scored? SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry. You're a gentleman, I dig it. Last time I had to hold out for poon for that long was back in HS with a virgin. She'd let me buttseks her though, keeping that hymen for a special occasion. I popped it nonetheless, though it took nearly a year of pleading and ravishing her bum. Awwww. sweet days.
You have been with her going on 3 months and have not had sex yet? How old are you, 16?
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| Originally posted by XaNaX You have been with her going on 3 months and have not had sex yet? How old are you, 16? |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Ew, who calls it "giving hand" anyways? Fuck that's lame. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Sounds like she's insecure about her vag. |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont flatter yourself little boy. don't forget- im not the one needing personal advice on an edm forum. whatever you "do" to me, youre still a fucking idiot. |
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| You have been with her going on 3 months and have not had sex yet? How old are you, 16? |
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