my roommate can't wipe the **** off her own ass

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Posted by chach on Jan-11-2008 05:47:

Poop sandwhich thread > this one

Posted by Krypton on Jan-11-2008 05:48:

DUDE, her asshole must of EXPLODED!! tub girl style!!

Posted by Tranc3 on Jan-11-2008 05:48:

And that, my friends, is why I live on my own.

Posted by UmmiE on Jan-11-2008 05:50:

Maybe because of too much anal she just simply cant shit but only spray ewww

Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 05:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
And that, my friends, is why I live on my own.

haha first time I've ever moved out, and believe me, I've learned a lesson.

I tried to get my own place but stuff just didn't work out so I had to take this place. Can't wait until this term is over, and I can GTFO.

This is especially annoying for me because I'm really neat and a clean-freak.

Posted by Arbiter on Jan-11-2008 05:50:

wtf lol

Posted by getfoul on Jan-11-2008 05:56:

1. Wipe toilet
2. Walk to her room
3. Wipe toilet wipe onto offenders pillow case

Posted by jupiterone on Jan-11-2008 05:58:

quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
1. Wipe toilet
2. Walk to her room
3. Write "Fuck You" on her pillow with the shit covered toilet wipe.

Posted by _Nut_ on Jan-11-2008 05:59:

Or for obvious reasons face your fears and *gasp* actually talk to them instead of being so passive.

Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 05:59:

quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
1. Wipe toilet
2. Walk to her room
3. Wipe toilet wipe onto offenders pillow case

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
Or for obvious reasons face your fears and *gasp* actually talk to them instead of being so passive.

Dude I can't.

All my roomies are friends. I'm the odd man out. I already tried to stand up for what's holy and failed (last term). They are all unreasonable as hell and complete tools. I'm not going down that road again. You don't argue with an idiot because you end up losing out of inexperience.

Good news is: I've identified this barely-used stall on campus, and it's cleaned regularly, which is GREAT. Been using it for the past couple months.

Fuck yea! Can't wait to take a shit in that stall tomorrow. That stall has my name written ALL over it!

Posted by jonSun on Jan-11-2008 06:01:

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
Why live with them when you can give them to her to wear on the pants?

Posted by UmmiE on Jan-11-2008 06:03:

this might help.......

Posted by chach on Jan-11-2008 06:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
Dude I can't.

All my roomies are friends. I'm the odd man out. I already tried to stand up for what's holy and failed (last term). They are all unreasonable as hell and complete tools. I'm not going down that road again. You don't argue with an idiot because you end up losing out of inexperience.

Good news is: I've identified this barely-used stall on campus, and it's cleaned regularly, which is GREAT. Been using it for the past couple months.

Fuck yea! Can't wait to take a shit in that stall tomorrow. That stall has my name written ALL over it!

lolol what school?

Posted by jupiterone on Jan-11-2008 06:05:

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
this might help.......

Posted by verndogs on Jan-11-2008 06:12:

Posted by Protege on Jan-11-2008 07:20:

taking a shit is not rocket science!

Posted by jupiterone on Jan-11-2008 07:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Protege
taking a shit is not rocket science!

neither is wiping your ass!

Posted by Arbiter on Jan-11-2008 07:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Protege
taking a shit is not rocket science!

I don't know about that... if it is sufficiently explosive, then it could rest upon many of the same principles.

Posted by Spacey Orange on Jan-11-2008 07:32:

Re: my roommate can't wipe the **** off her own ass

quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
One of my female roommates apparently never learned how to wipe the shit off her own ass. Not only that, but she manages to consistently get her shit on the front lip of the seat, both above and under. And she also thinks flushing twice is too much of a chore.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

what makes you think that she's not doing it on purpose?

Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 07:39:

Re: Re: my roommate can't wipe the **** off her own ass

quote:
Originally posted by Spacey Orange
what makes you think that she's not doing it on purpose?

Good point.

But I've never once mentioned that it bothers me in any way. Only my other roommate has mentioned it, leaving a note etc. I literally act like I don't care. If anything, she's tooling her own "friend", even if she thinks it's me.

Posted by bas on Jan-11-2008 11:00:

Under the lid!? She Tony Hawk'd it!!

Posted by noikeee on Jan-11-2008 11:44:

I'm starting to understand your roommate-hating trip.

Posted by blacknoizybox on Jan-11-2008 12:30:

maybe she leaves shit on the toilet cause she wants you to regard it as a fetish or something...

Posted by Rostros on Jan-11-2008 12:32:

Shit is Rank

Posted by shaw on Jan-11-2008 12:47:

maybe she's just trying to scratch it by dragging her ass against the bowl. what a bitch.

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