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Re: Chicks at the bar
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| Originally posted by Fibonacci So I approach this group of girls and ask what they think about taking a girl to a bar on a first date, and almost immediately they start accusing me of reading books on how to pick up chicks and shit... that basically I am trying to pick one of them up. |
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| Originally posted by tubularbills lol, "picking" up chicks @ a bar usually only leads to one of two things. sex or herpies. i keed |
Which way is his game?
*flexes arm and points in multiple directions*
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| Originally posted by UmmiE |
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| Originally posted by >_> Dear diary, At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass? Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall in a public restroom with one hand covered in shit. I sat there petrified, hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out, and in one quick movement I shoved the defecation into my mouth. When I tell this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the poop cuisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more, and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all your shit, and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted the shit of more than 100 men, and a few women too. |
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| Originally posted by >_> Dear diary, At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass? Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall in a public restroom with one hand covered in shit. I sat there petrified, hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out, and in one quick movement I shoved the defecation into my mouth. When I tell this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the poop cuisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more, and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all your shit, and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted the shit of more than 100 men, and a few women too. |
Re: Chicks at the bar
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| Originally posted by Fibonacci So i'm having a conversation with my roommate about the last girl I had a date with and how it didn't progress beyond that... now, I'm not a social invalid, nor am I unattractive. We went to a bar, had a decent date, and that was the last I heard of her despite multiple attempts. So I approach this group of girls and ask what they think about taking a girl to a bar on a first date, and almost immediately they start accusing me of reading books on how to pick up chicks and shit... that basically I am trying to pick one of them up. Now really, I'm a good looking enough guy where I'm not desperate in the slightest. So I'm just like ok whatever. I won't lie that it wasn't part of my motivation, but I can't imagine their reaction would have been any better had I approached them in any other way. They were cute, only to the ends of which I wanted to chat with them for abit. Like I said, I'm not desperate. I think this is a reaction more exclusive to NYC... but really, what the fuck? |
Re: Chicks at the bar
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| Originally posted by Fibonacci I'm a good looking enough guy where I'm not desperate in the slightest. |
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| Originally posted by body125z |
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| Originally posted by blacknoizybox goddamn you with your FAIL again!!! YOU FAIL!!!!111 check out your own status under your nicknama!!! "pissing of people" yep thats one F there, which means body125z=people's urine=FAIL nothing personal |
Re: Chicks at the bar
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| Originally posted by Fibonacci I'm not a social invalid, nor am I unattractive. |
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| Originally posted by Fibonacci Now really, I'm a good looking enough guy where I'm not desperate in the slightest. |
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| Originally posted by Fibonacci Like I said, I'm not desperate. |
Re: Re: Chicks at the bar
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| Originally posted by d-miurge Excess of negativity imo. |
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| Originally posted by EvilTree your game sucks. PERIOD. |
No more bars for me , I'm still dating the one I scooped up on new years and I'm lucky that she comes from a good family and her father and brother are cool with me dating her. No more bars for me, if it doesn't work out I'm going to have to start searching for a chic that wants to settle down. I'm about to hit 25 on August and it's time to get engaged. I don't know about most people but I would like to have a child while I'm still in my 20s, that way I won't be that old when he/she becomes a teen. Bars are really overrated.
why do you dislike nyc girls so much? perhaps you are just going to the wrong places or picking the wrong group of girls to go up to. as for taking a girl to a bar for a first date that's odd...if there is some type of game on that you know she likes then yeah but just cause isn't a good idea imo.
Re: Re: Re: Chicks at the bar
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| Originally posted by Lira +1. As paradoxical as it may look, he's trying too hard not to look like he's trying too hard Not that it means you're trying too hard, Fibonacci, it just seems you're afraid you might end up giving this impression. |
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| Originally posted by UmmiE Nigga Please.........sex dolls dont count.  |
Re: Re: Re: Re: Chicks at the bar
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| Originally posted by Verona^My Exactly. Relax, chill, read less David DeAngelo, and read more Speed Seduction. |
you know guys it could just be that my game just really did suck
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| Originally posted by Fibonacci you know guys it could just be that my game just really did suck |
i'm just kidding my game doesnt suck. If anything here sucks its jennypie and her lame unwitty retorts!
I might suck, but you swallow.
I might swallow, but you're still a douche!
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