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Posted by XaNaX on Feb-22-2008 13:51:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
+1 on that. canada-land is brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
im going to california next week.
meet me there?
so .. we can tan, make a movie, cause a tsunami and go swimming! perfecttt. just make sure you bring something to waterproof the movie or its useless and we'll have to do it again!

Damn, no way I can get to Cali next week we'll have to reschedule. And don't worry we are covered, I've got a waterproof video camera from the time I had to film some underwater lesbian porn.

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
You're too cute to be a dyke.

No combat boots = not a dyke.

Dude don't you know anything about lesbian relationships? One has the combat boots and the other one is smoking hot.

Posted by barbina on Feb-22-2008 13:55:

quote:
Originally posted by XaNaX
Damn, no way I can get to Cali next week we'll have to reschedule. And don't worry we are covered, I've got a waterproof video camera from the time I had to film some underwater lesbian porn.

Dude don't you know anything about lesbian relationships? One has the combat boots and the other one is smoking hot.

perfect. weve got the location. camera. ill bring the other homo... just pick a date ahah

and its not always bull-dyke&lipstick-lesbian relationships boys.
havent i taught you anything? you can mix and mingle! i dont like bull dykes. if i wanted to date a boy i would date a real one.

Posted by Dr. DAS on Feb-22-2008 13:57:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
ugh. do i have to fly out to you too?
bas and ben are making me come to california to prove it.
where are you? ill book my flight...

No flight required, I'm right here in TO.

No doubt you're a lezzie, but too cute to be a dyke.

Posted by barbina on Feb-22-2008 14:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
No flight required, I'm right here in TO.

No doubt you're a lezzie, but too cute to be a dyke.

hahah gotcha. you associate different types with the different terms.
trickkkkyyy

Posted by Magnus on Feb-22-2008 14:04:

Earthquakes... Its for the gays...

Posted by Dr. DAS on Feb-22-2008 14:06:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
hahah gotcha. you associate different types with the different terms.
trickkkkyyy

It's a complicated system...

Gays are different than fags, but both are queer.
All fags are gay, not all gays are fags.

Not all lesbians are dykes, but all dykes are lesbians.

No hate in any category.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-22-2008 14:07:

oh god. barbina is hot AND a rug muncher. im gonna guess she wins COR whore 2008 now. i can just sense all the 17 year olds salivating...

Posted by Ian on Feb-22-2008 14:08:

I refuse to acknowledge anything that comes out of Israel, what a waste of a country it is. Great idea, 1940s politicians

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-22-2008 14:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I refuse to acknowledge anything that comes out of Israel, what a waste of a country it is. Great idea, 1940s politicians

um, yeah. coz the raping and pillaging of much of the world for several centuries by "great" britain is a-ok!

Posted by Ian on Feb-22-2008 14:15:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
um, yeah. coz the raping and pillaging of much of the world for several centuries by "great" britain is a-ok!

what happened in the past stays in the past. Well except for in our relatives lifetimes, so anything now since 1930 we're responsible for, anything pre that, we're not

Posted by blacknoizybox on Feb-22-2008 14:26:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
well fuck the ukraine then.

dear barbina.

while you were asleep, i fucked your throat deep and wiped my dick with your beautiful hair. please don't be angry at me.

hugs

p.s. sens ahumarr. i haz em!

Posted by Moral Hazard on Feb-22-2008 14:33:

Hey, everyone needs a scapegoat... we use the Jews, the Jews use the gays, the gays use the religious right, the religious right uses the gay liberal jews.

Posted by XaNaX on Feb-22-2008 14:50:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
perfect. weve got the location. camera. ill bring the other homo... just pick a date ahah

and its not always bull-dyke&lipstick-lesbian relationships boys.
havent i taught you anything? you can mix and mingle! i dont like bull dykes. if i wanted to date a boy i would date a real one.

Word. Just bring another girl as hot as you and we'll make a fortune off the movie just from sales to people on TA

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Feb-22-2008 15:24:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
I knew I had a reason for being a dyke.
At least its something cool like causing earthquakes and not just driving dump trucks and wearing mens clothing like its in style.

lol, give us guys another chance

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Feb-22-2008 15:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Hey, everyone needs a scapegoat... we use the Jews, the Jews use the gays, the gays use the religious right, the religious right uses the gay liberal jews.

The underlying problem is sadly still these old religions that cannot adapt to technology, or rather will not adapt to technology cause it would disprove many of the thoughts and beliefs they were created on.

Posted by denys envy on Feb-22-2008 15:44:

In Soviet Russia, earthquakes cause gays.

Posted by barbina on Feb-22-2008 17:01:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
lol, give us guys another chance

youve had your chances. over it. you lose.

quote:
Originally posted by blacknoizybox
dear barbina.
while you were asleep, i fucked your throat deep and wiped my dick with your beautiful hair. please don't be angry at me.
hugs
p.s. sens ahumarr. i haz em!

thats why my throat hurt this morning.. ahh.. well atleast now i know i dont have strep!

and this russian earthquake reverse thing sounds like fun.. lets film the movie there and convert more !

Posted by blacknoizybox on Feb-22-2008 19:19:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
The underlying problem is sadly still these old religions that cannot adapt to technology

gay sex = high technology?

Posted by Yan on Feb-22-2008 19:33:

What's so funny?

That seems spot-on, scientifically.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Feb-22-2008 19:40:

quote:
Originally posted by blacknoizybox
gay sex = high technology?

Lol, ummm yea u can't just jam it in there, u have to be educated on the matter of skin vs skin contact, and calculate the static and kinetic coefficient of friction. Without this knowledge, you won't know how much lube to use to eliminate any possibility of anal tearing and fissures. Get with it man!

Posted by ZeJayMan on Feb-22-2008 19:48:

what came first, the earthquake or the gay?

Posted by glass on Feb-22-2008 19:49:

Barbina, If I'm ever in Toronto will you take me to a lesbian bar. My lesbian friends here take me to lesbian bars and I always have a good time

Posted by ZeJayMan on Feb-22-2008 19:51:

barbina, if you ever come to scotland. i'm sure i won't meet you.

Posted by TranceGiant on Feb-22-2008 19:57:

Shas' spiritual leader Ovadia Yoysef also once stated that the Holocaust was the natural punishment of unrelegious assimilated Jews. Every country has its fanatics.

Posted by denys envy on Feb-22-2008 20:03:

quote:
Originally posted by glass
Barbina, If I'm ever in Toronto will you take me to a lesbian bar. My lesbian friends here take me to lesbian bars and I always have a good time

my lesbian friends never take me anywhere

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