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| Originally posted by sandsideapache Wrong..the real morons are those that spell moron, moran. Sorry , had to be said.  |
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| Originally posted by inconspicuous GO HOME, MORAN. |
I'm 99.9% sure he spelled moran like that intentionally.
Go on..spoil it for me !
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| Originally posted by Zewad Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe. Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere. |
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| Originally posted by sandsideapache Hey there big-man , your CAPS ARE LOCKED.x |
I love this blog. Describes me and my life with incredible accuracy (I'm a Law student, studying abroad in England, I have a job set up in Manhattan, and I'm living in Fort Greene Brooklyn (gentrified)...it keeps going and going...
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| Originally posted by Stasis I love this blog. Describes me and my life with incredible accuracy (I'm a Law student, studying abroad in England, I have a job set up in Manhattan, and I'm living in Fort Greene Brooklyn (gentrified)...it keeps going and going... |
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| Originally posted by inconspicuous L2CRUISECONTROL, FRODO NUBBLINS. |
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| #90 Dinner Parties Though many would have you believe that white people come of age at Summer Camp, it�s simply not the truth. Immediately following graduation but prior to renovating a house, white people take their first step from childhood to maturity by hosting a successful dinner party. It is imperative that white people know how to host a good dinner party as they will be expected to do it well into retirement. At the most basic level, these simple gatherings involve 3-6 couples getting together at a single house or apartment and having dinner and talking for 5-6 hours. Though it might seem basic, these events are some of the most stressful situations in all of white culture. Hosts are expected to deliver a magical evening. The food must be home made with fresh, organic ingredients, the music must be just right (ambient, new, but not too loud), and the decorations inside the house should be subtle but elegant. The ultimate goal is to do a better job than the couple at the last dinner party, and attempt to make everyone jealous and sort of dislike you. The dinner party is the opportunity for white people to be judged on their taste in food, wine, furniture, art, interior design, music, and books. Outside of dictatorships and a few murder trials, there might not be a more rigorous judgment process in the modern world. Everything must be perfect. One copy of US Weekly, a McDonalds wrapper, a book by John Grisham, a Third Eye Blind CD, or an Old School DVD can undo months and maybe even years of work. Even before guests arrive the pressure on the host is immense and it does not let up once people begin to arrive. While eating, drinking, and conversation are expected to fill up 5-6 hours, sometimes it�s just not enough. In order to fill the silence, white people will often turn to board games (Cranium!) or Wii Bowling. This lets everyone have fun together without having to really talk to each other, which is usually more fun anyways. It is strongly encouraged to bring a gift to these dinner parties, usually either wine or some kind of dessert. If you are able to bring a particularly rare dish from your culture, you will be the star of the party. To seal the deal, be sure to explain as much as you possibly can about the dish and its history, availability, and the proper way to eat it. Every white person at the party will be taking mental notes and will be in your debt for introducing them to something new and authentic. If a white person says they have eaten the dish before, it is best to respond by saying �you ate a watered down version. They don�t even sell this to white people, it�s that intense. Even I had to show ID.� The entire party will universally acknowledge you as the top guests, even the hosts will appreciate you for bringing diversity to the table in both food and person form. |
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| Originally posted by Project-K Since when do we like americans? |
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| Originally posted by Project-K Since when do we like americans? |
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| Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk LMFAO. I used to have friends EXACTLY like that |
I hate how some people judge Americans by how they view The United States as a whole. I def agree that there are the stereotypical Americans (Bush loving, Nascar fan, redneck, Iraq war loving, etc people), but alot of Americans dont even like the United States. We hate our government and we know that it sucks. Its not our faults we were born here. I dont threaten to move to Canada, even though i find it to be almost perfect. But I would def much rather be living there or Europe than the USA atm.
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| Originally posted by Lucas-K I hate how some people judge Americans by how they view The United States as a whole. I def agree that there are the stereotypical Americans (Bush loving, Nascar fan, redneck, Iraq war loving, etc people), but alot of Americans dont even like the United States. We hate our government and we know that it sucks. Its not our faults we were born here. I dont threaten to move to Canada, even though i find it to be almost perfect. But I would def much rather be living there or Europe than the USA atm. |
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| Originally posted by inconspicuous lol. |
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| Originally posted by Gen3r4l1ty It's unfortunate that one regime and an aging conservative populace ruins it for the rest of us. |
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| Originally posted by Lucas-K But I would def much rather be living there or Europe than the USA atm. |
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| Originally posted by Nostalgic Yeah life is so horrible here in the states, every minute living here I wanna jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. So have you left yet? |
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| Originally posted by Zewad ha.. http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ excerpt.. #75 Threatening to Move to Canada February 24, 2008 by clander Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly similar to the one they live in now. Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere. |
I was traveling with a swedish friend of mine in a foreign fucking country, and he told me how him and his other buddies saw group of older white american tourists and the americans were like
"dont you reckon it is so good to be american in another country, because ya'll dont have to learn another language cause most people speak english?."
and then my friend went on for like a 5 hour rant about how americans are ignorant. Its a matter of convenience if you ask me.
Well there is some truth to that actually, but it applies to many countries. If you know English, travelling around EU especially is much easier.
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