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Lol blood ninja's classic.

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Originally posted by Jayx1

How exactly was he busted ? You kept feeding words into his mouth and called him a Nigerian Scammer. And then you make a stupid thread on TA thinking you are some smartass busting his nigerian balls. Do you even know what a nigerian scam is ? Do you think a nigerian scammer will chat like this ? idiot.

Robe and wizard hat...breeding territory, pure gold. Winner of the week!

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Originally posted by Omega_M How exactly was he busted ? You kept feeding words into his mouth and called him a Nigerian Scammer. And then you make a stupid thread on TA thinking you are some smartass busting his nigerian balls. Do you even know what a nigerian scam is ? Do you think a nigerian scammer will chat like this ? idiot.

We got Indians defending Nigerians... Ohoh...

Btw this shit is hilarious...

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Originally posted by above'N'beyond This is fucking awsome!!!

+1

LOL I know firsthand of somebody who fell for this, and even went so far as to call them on a regular basis from my home phone!! Come to think of it that person still owes me some 500 bucks for those long distance charges....

Re: Re: Re: Nigerian Scammer Busted!!

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Originally posted by Dave Akermanis Yeah I wish I knew the original website because it was freakin hilarious. I found it again by googling "robe and wizard hat" ...lol

i read it at bash.org , there is a ton of funny chat combos over there.

Raven: I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
Raven: It said my password wasn't long enough.

lol

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Originally posted by jchung52 ? says: im viren ? says: 16 male with cam ? says: and im bi! ? says: u? -Justin- says: fag

Wanna get drunk and make out ?

Thats some of the funniest shit i've read in a while...gold

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I�m sorry. I�m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I�m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don�t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I�m serious.
sweet17: I don�t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I�m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It�s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren�t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I�m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren�t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don�t want to send you the picture cause I�m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren�t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What�s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I�m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I�ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I�m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn�t you.
bloodninja: I�ll be damned if it ain�t!
sweet17: You don�t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy�.
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won�t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn�t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You�ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn�t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can�t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can�t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You�d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You�re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I�ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don�t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I�m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren�t
bloodninja: You�re right. I�m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I�m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I�m sorry.
sweet17: I�m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I�ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You�ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I�d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn�t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I�d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I�m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don�t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I�m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn�t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won�t do it if you don�t want me to
sweet17: I didn�t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp� you say �HARRRR!!!�
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can�t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It�s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you�ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh �going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: �still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple�
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin�
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: �going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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Originally posted by exstasie

lol wow... im in the lib... and couldnt stop laughing... i look like an idiot

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Originally posted by Djsketchbag Wanna get drunk and make out ?

why not just cut to the chase

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Originally posted by jchung52 why not just cut to the chase

fine .... lets cyber right on TA for everyone too see i feel like being an exibishonist today !!!!






LoL okay so i'm super bored at work today LoL

lol dont worry youre not alone.... im an idiot and forgot to check my tutorial schedule... and it turns out i dont have a 2 hr tutorial... so im on TA in the library until 7 waiting for my next class

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Originally posted by Djsketchbag LoL okay so i'm super bored at work today LoL

One day when I have nothing to do I'm going to search and document the rediculous number of times you've said that


Edit:

Ok, so there's not as many as I thought.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=462925&highlight=bored

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=458703&highlight=bored

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=442764&highlight=work

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=442768&highlight=work

(lol, now who's bored at work)

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