Originally posted by Swamper
haha... I wouldn't want to use Jenny's keyboard
I'd drink her bathwater
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 19:18:
No serious replies eh?
*note to self: never have sex with a TA*
Posted by DJ Robben on Mar-14-2008 19:22:
lighten up people, it's a party!
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 19:24:
LOL
Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-14-2008 19:26:
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Originally posted by jennypie
No serious replies eh?
*note to self: never have sex with a TA*
Fine... I've had a finger or two inserted in my ass; however, my own digets have never crossed the threshold to my anus. Something to bear in mind Jenny, when men jerk off it's a race not a scenic cruise. I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax... not us, for us it's all about getting the job done as quickly, easily, and cleanly as possible... assplay takes too much time and effort.
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 19:28:
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
assplay takes too much time and effort.
See, that's where you're wrong. Assplay makes you cum twice as fast, and twice as hard.
Also, never insult me again by lumping me in with the general population of women. Ughhhh.
Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-14-2008 19:35:
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Originally posted by jennypie
See, that's where you're wrong. Assplay makes you cum twice as fast, and twice as hard.
Sure, but you have to lube up, work your way in, find the prostate, then you have to clean your ass, get the bleach, soak your hand, etc. It's just too much bother for the test of efficiency that is male self-love.
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 19:36:
Lube up? Amateur.
Posted by afterhrsgurl on Mar-14-2008 19:37:
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax...
ummm....wrooooong
Posted by iLLnaDa on Mar-14-2008 19:40:
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Originally posted by jennypie
Lube up? Amateur.
Posted by I_Am_Vince on Mar-14-2008 19:41:
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax... not us, for us it's all about getting the job done as quickly, easily, and cleanly as possible... assplay takes too much time and effort.
LMAO!!
Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-14-2008 19:48:
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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
ummm....wrooooong
Apparently I've been watching the wrong movies thenPosted by afterhrsgurl on Mar-14-2008 19:52:
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Apparently I've been watching the wrong movies then
yup you have....sissy Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 19:54:
Oh yeah...isn't that a line in Van Wilder?
Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-14-2008 20:03:
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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
ummm....wrooooong
Whats your record? Whats your quickest time?
Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-14-2008 20:12:
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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
yup you have....sissy
I've got a camcorder you can borrow.
call mePosted by afterhrsgurl on Mar-14-2008 20:14:
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Originally posted by Jem_hadar
Whats your record? Whats your quickest time?
lol...can't answer that as I don't keep a record but i'm just saying that i couldn't relate to Craig's statement at all where he said "we like to put the music on, take it slow etc..." bwahahahaa... as if
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 20:15:
It's a line from a movie.
Posted by afterhrsgurl on Mar-14-2008 20:18:
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Originally posted by jennypie
It's a line from a movie.
aaaaaaaah Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-14-2008 20:20:
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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
lol...can't answer that as I don't keep a record
guess??
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 20:23:
Yeah I wanna know too.
Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-14-2008 20:23:
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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
lol...can't answer that as I don't keep a record
What... then how do you know if you beat your best time? Shit, I always keep a stopwatch by my porn.
Posted by afterhrsgurl on Mar-14-2008 20:24:
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Originally posted by Jem_hadar
guess??
lol what's yours?
Posted by afterhrsgurl on Mar-14-2008 20:26:
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
What... then how do you know if you beat your best time? Shit, I always keep a stopwatch by my porn.
it's all about beating your previous record isn't it
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 20:27:
I dunno, if you masturbate a lot, it's not like you have to write shit down to remember the quickest you ever came. You just don't forget that sort of thing.
