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Originally posted by �Zm�zis Who said anything about a g/f? lol No, not local, I've had enough of them Guelph Townies lol... all coke heads, at least soon or later. I might go to trappers next saturday! haha Whenever we go its a shit show haha I haven't heard about that caribean place but my places is the GYRO lady across the street haha she loves me.

LOL same but 4 out of the 6 dudes i usually go with have a lifetime ban...not me...i was banned from 58, now they fucking shake my hand when i walk in which i don't get because the reason i got kicked out and the what ensued after was just chaos man.

I find most locals, are binge drinking chicks that hang out at williams or rave about the shopping at stone road mall...i geeve them i haven't dated any guelph girls since i was like 17 i think, they are very easily impressed and easier to bang tho

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Originally posted by devnull Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

i prefer this one:

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and i'll slam you all night long
looool

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Originally posted by jennypie Just pull your dick out and point at all like "Eh? EH??"

I've seen that (refer to my earlier post)

OMG HAHAHHAA I forgot my first year of college, we knew this kid. Wild, wanted acceptance..he was like 6"8, red head, with enough bass in his voice to knock pictures off the wall, he also boasted size 17 feet.

He would walk up to chicks and either say " Wanna see mah Dack" (he had some sort of hillbilly accent, or he would purposely get a hard on get a chicks attention and look down at his cock so she would look too, he would walk around most of the night with a hard on..not strapped up but just sticking out..no joke


one night at this dirt hole called phils, he approached a group of chicks and said "hey girls, wanna see mah Dack" they humored him and said yaaaa lets see it...so he whipped out his cock, with a hard on and danced for about 30 seconds...he got kicked out beat up and eventually charged..

another waterloo kid

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Originally posted by tranceinurpants I wish you were sin^2(x), and I was cos^2(x), so together, we could be one.

That would totally work on my inner geek lol When I read it I was like "Awwwww so cute!!" haahahaha

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Originally posted by jennypie Just pull your dick out and point at all like "Eh? EH??"

Best one yet.

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Originally posted by capo tutti di He would walk up to chicks and either say " Wanna see mah Dack" (he had some sort of hillbilly accent, or he would purposely get a hard on get a chicks attention and look down at his cock so she would look too, he would walk around most of the night with a hard on..not strapped up but just sticking out..no joke

That's jokes!

Guy: R u Tired?

Girl: Yes

Guy: R u Hungry?

Girl: Yes


Guy: Do you want an Apple?


Girl: NO!


Guy: Do you want a Bannana?
















LOL! (it worked!!)




another new favorite of mine would be:

"let me show you my office"

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Originally posted by Shaya007 another new favorite of mine would be: "let me show you my office"

dont be going around telling people about the office. lol

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Originally posted by chinamon dont be going around telling people about the office. lol

who needs pickup lines.. seriously

shaquille o'neals bodyguard once came up to me and said..

"my friend over there wants to talk to you, I THINK you know who he is" wink, wink..

needless to say I didn't oblige..

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Originally posted by jchung52 who needs pickup lines.. seriously

Are your legs tired? Because you�ve been running through my mind all day.
aaaaaahahaha

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Originally posted by devnull

You must get turned down a lot eh?

Hi my name is Patrick. What is your name ?

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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl Are your legs tired? Because you�ve been running through my mind all day. aaaaaahahaha

well ania's been going on late night runs with me, so my endurance is pretty good... so i guess ill just have to keep running

damn right bitch
(PS. I'm a tank right now... the Easter chub is still with us)


K this is the most ANNOYING one ever... not even a pick up line... just... stupid

Standing at the bar
Guy walks up and puts his hands on my hips or something all "Heyyyy!!!"
I turn around... Lo and Behold! ... he "realizes" we don't actually know eachother
(warning: bad acting ahead)
"ohhhh sorry like I totally though you were someone else"
extends his hand hand
"I'm Markus by the way... I like your hair*

thanks... bye.

guhhh! fakeness = eternal fail
I am the nicest person ever and I will talk to anyone... I don't know why some guys feel the need to be all fake and ghey

Anyway... in my opinion... all can be signed, sealed, delivered with a look

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* You must get turned down a lot eh?

haha no

i just had that list in an email, and it was the right time to pull it out.
no need for pickup lines nemore!

"I wonder what it's like to kiss a girl with a tongue ring"

I found out soon enough

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Originally posted by marcusus "I wonder what it's like to kiss a girl with a tongue ring" I found out soon enough

Fuckin' sleezeball

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* Fuckin' sleezeball

Hah!

The full extent of the conversation went something along the lines of
"I wonder what it's like to kiss a girl with a tongue ring?"
"Wanna find out?"

And that was that. Mind you, I knew her for ages beforehand, so it wasn't like a complete random out one night

I don't really use pickup lines, just because I feel they don't work.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Anyway... in my opinion... all can be signed, sealed, delivered with a look

so true. been there. done that. haha

pat had the best so far.
i love people with a sense of humor.. so if they use lines like that and just laugh like.. just to be stupid.. i'll go along with it and drop the lesbo bomb a bit later than normal.

Favorites =
-(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
^ ahahhahaha i would die
-Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

I think the best one Ive ever gotten was my first and only time at Republik. This guy came up to me with his friend and was like.. do you want to have a 3some with us? And i just looked at them like.. wtf? and the one guy was like.. yeah we can all get naked and then I'll lock him in the closet and pointed at his friend.

Hilarious. I laughed and let them buy me a drink but obviously didn't take them up on that offer

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Originally posted by marcusus Hah! The full extent of the conversation went something along the lines of "I wonder what it's like to kiss a girl with a tongue ring?" "Wanna find out?" And that was that. Mind you, I knew her for ages beforehand, so it wasn't like a complete random out one night

Hahahaha I'm just kiddin'

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* Hahahaha I'm just kiddin'

Well duh. It'd be a bit rude if you called me a sleezeball out of the blue

"I want to munch on your box"

I've said that a few times. Seriously. I think it worked once.

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