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Re: Re: Mosquitoes
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| Originally posted by Arbiter By any chance do you happen to dress like a prostitute? This may be the cause of both your mosquito problem and your rape problem. |
When I go bushwhacking, I shower with unscented soap before I go and rinse well. All natural soaps are great, too...especially the hemp oil stuff.
No pit stick, no colonge, no scented products at all. If it's 'relatively civilized' camping I'll use a little unscented deoderant as a courtesy, but in the bush you just sweat yourself clean.
I also bathe in smoke, ideally cedar, to mask my natural scent.
Or, you know, Muskol.
I'll bump this, as well.
Just so they know how much I hate them.
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| Originally posted by Renzo I'll bump this, as well. Just so they know how much I hate them. |
I think I've been bitten by a mosquito once in the past few years. They just don't like me. My friend says it's because I have pure evil coursing through my veins.
So I dunno how evil you are, but maybe try being more evil.
Pfft. Nothing works for me. My boytoy eats like 3 bananas a day and wears cologne, good smelling deodorant, whatever, when we leave the house at night and I never eat bananas, avoid overly perfume-y lotions, and even put on bug spray and I STILL have ankles covered in bug bites. 
get incredibly drunk.
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