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Posted by RJT on May-13-2008 03:32:

quote:
Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
TIME OUT

Notice how Luigi has yet to be brought up? Always under Mario's shadow. Who's taller? Who has the more powerful Up + B in Super Smash Bros.? The answers speak for themselves, now fuck off you bandwagon Mario lovers.

Luigi is a fucking ******. He is quite literally the gay version of Mario.

SSB is all the evidence you need:

1. Gay little dance when he does his smash move.
2. Gay little dance for taunts.
3. Gay voice.

/.: Luigi is gay.

Posted by PETRAN on May-13-2008 03:35:

quote:
Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
TIME OUT

Notice how Luigi has yet to be brought up? Always under Mario's shadow. Who's taller? Who has the more powerful Up + B in Super Smash Bros.? The answers speak for themselves, now fuck off you bandwagon Mario lovers.

Yeah but Luigi is possibly from Zimbabwe thats why he looks malnutritioned.

Or he is skinny because Mario eats all the mushrooms.

In any case he loses.

Posted by Axer on May-13-2008 03:35:

quote:
Originally posted by PETRAN
did that mean "mmm-lucid fresh meat"?

it means my dick is like my music but harder to swallow! lol naaww jus playin

carna le means little brother in spanish

Posted by beema on May-13-2008 03:39:

f'ing beaners are everywhere!
takin our jobs
crowdin up our video games

Posted by elFreak on May-13-2008 03:46:

if you find a mexican, the first thing they always do is deny that they are from mexico.

mario constantly does this, open and shut case imo.

its like when they get pulled over by the cops and pretend they cant speak english until the billiard technique is applied by the cops. See: the harder you hit them the more english you get.

i want tacos now.

Posted by Krypton on May-13-2008 03:54:

The real nach0s...

Posted by l�cid on May-13-2008 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
TIME OUT

Notice how Luigi has yet to be brought up? Always under Mario's shadow. Who's taller? Who has the more powerful Up + B in Super Smash Bros.? The answers speak for themselves, now fuck off you bandwagon Mario lovers.

dude i've been saying how underrated Luigi is for so long now! it's so nice to know that someone agrees with me.

also, i ate nachos for dinner tonight. they were delicious.

Posted by Jake Benson on May-13-2008 04:06:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Technically i am half mexican

What's your other half?

Posted by SuspicionVandit on May-13-2008 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
What's your other half?

lol, puerto rican!

(mexicans HATE being called Puerto Rican)

Posted by beema on May-13-2008 04:09:

everybody hates being called Puerto Rican

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on May-13-2008 04:19:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Luigi is a fucking ******. He is quite literally the gay version of Mario.

SSB is all the evidence you need:

1. Gay little dance when he does his smash move.
2. Gay little dance for taunts.
3. Gay voice.

/.: Luigi is gay.

Oh I see, so your lack of respect towards the homosexual community has caused you to purposely put forth hate on the man in Green. Well lemme ask you this, when Mario went Missing, who went to go find him?

Without my main man, big L, we'd still be playing Super Mario World on our SNES's...in fact, if Luigi had chosen NOT to go on his quest, we would have Super Luigi 64, Luigi Party, Luigi Tennis, Luigi Golf, Super Luigi Galaxy...oh, and let us not forget, Mario would not have present in any of them.

*if you dont get this, the jokes on me I guess.

quote:
Originally posted by lucid
dude i've been saying how underrated Luigi is for so long now! it's so nice to know that someone agrees with me.

Soon, the rest of the masses will, and Mario will forever be stuck underground, in Level 2 in the first NES Mario. And no, the music will not be playing, so it won't be badass like some of us might have originally thought.

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on May-13-2008 04:21:

quote:
Originally posted by PETRAN
Yeah but Luigi is possibly from Zimbabwe thats why he looks malnutritioned.

Or he is skinny because Mario eats all the mushrooms.

In any case he loses.

His Caucasian skin color would provide a perplexing question to this situation. Or perhaps, akin to The Great White Ninja that was Chris Farley, Luigi was the Great White.....uh, Tribal Leader.

Posted by RapidFire on May-13-2008 04:29:

Posted by Jake Benson on May-13-2008 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by beema
everybody hates being called Puerto Rican

Man oh man Puerto Rican Mexicans are HOT! The only downfall is they only tell you they love you when they're drunk and it's 3:30am, and they leave their clothes all over your house and then don't want you to return them even after you've broken up with them. I just don't get it.

Posted by Ania_xox on May-13-2008 04:35:

Posted by Jake Benson on May-13-2008 04:36:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Technically i am half mexican as those bastards stole half of their country (it belonged to us)

Who stole half of what country?

Posted by nchs09 on May-13-2008 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
What's your other half?
I am 100% guat!!!!!!

There is a a little italian in there but not really... my great grandma came here from italy in 1914 at the beggining of ww2.... So i dont really count it.

Posted by UmmiE on May-13-2008 05:15:

quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
yes but wario is the true gangsta of the series

Posted by nchs09 on May-13-2008 05:15:

Oh ya... italians are just as bad as mexicans.. or worse.

Posted by Jake Benson on May-13-2008 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Oh ya... italians are just as bad as mexicans.. or worse.

I say much worse.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on May-13-2008 14:06:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
As if you even had to ask. This makes me doubt your intelligence.

Actually he's Italian. He works at a pizza place.

edit: Damnit, someone beat me to it.

Or did they?

Posted by Ania_xox on May-13-2008 14:07:

^^ darling how the f*ck does one pronounce your name??

Posted by Capo di tutti on May-13-2008 14:08:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
white bitches love Mexicans!

Who doesn't love their gardener?

Posted by elFreak on May-13-2008 14:14:

italians are worse than mexicans by far, but they have jobs.

Posted by Capo di tutti on May-13-2008 14:29:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
italians are worse than mexicans by far, but they have jobs.

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