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Posted by Direct on May-15-2008 20:10:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.

fin


That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on May-15-2008 20:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Direct
That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here.

Posted by GTS3gEclipse on May-15-2008 20:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Direct
That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here.

Posted by stren on May-15-2008 20:34:

I love shat!

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on May-15-2008 20:38:

I'm just waiting for 'the picture'... you internet sickos know which one im talkin about.

Posted by on May-15-2008 20:38:

I knew it !

Posted by noikeee on May-15-2008 20:41:

Re: has anyone here ever taken a dump on a girl while she is sleeping?

quote:
Originally posted by avalon warrior
just curious


no, but if i ever see you sleeping, i will.

Posted by whiskers on May-15-2008 21:18:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.

fin



Sometimes anal sex results in uncontrolled bowel movement. More at 11.





quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you?
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her asshole?
Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose.

Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of shit differ from your other daily activities?

Did you have fun cleaning the shit up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession?

you're so sexy



Wow, way to take that post so seriously. You must be as fun of a person as getting a lobotomy.

Posted by whiskers on May-15-2008 21:19:

Also, this shitty (no pun intended) ALT thread had great potential, but somehow it went south.

Posted by Ygrene on May-15-2008 22:54:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
Also, this shitty (no pun intended) ALT thread had great potential, but somehow it went down the toilet.


Posted by on May-15-2008 23:40:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
Sometimes anal sex results in uncontrolled bowel movement. More at 11.








Wow, way to take that post so seriously. You must be as fun of a person as getting a lobotomy.


getting a lobotomy must suck

Posted by iammesol on May-15-2008 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
http://www.thingsididlastnight.com


quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her asshole?



Posted by Direct on May-15-2008 23:49:

A lobotomy is where the government puts a tracking device in your brain through your nose, right?

Isnt that what they did to Howser Quade in Total Recall?

Posted by on May-15-2008 23:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Direct
A lobotomy is where the government puts a tracking device in your brain through your nose, right?

Isnt that what they did to Howser Quade in Total Recall?


I thought it was Douglas Quaid?


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