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Originally posted by Dr. DAS If anyone can chop the ad associated to this LINK up here, that would be awesome. The pic made me lol.

I just about choked on my own vomit. I ain't photochopping that shit, I'll vomit again.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Christina at Big Wang's 6/10 - m4w - 30 (Hollywood) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-06-17, 9:15AM PDT You ate your wings, I drank a beer. You were on your way back to Glendale. I can't seem to get your smile out of my head. Location: Hollywood it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 722922889

Big Wang's is awesome!! Better than Popeye's? I think so

My favorite:

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Dear Ken, I'm in pieces. Why the cold shoulder? -Barbie

lol missed connections is a repository for people who don't know how to say "hi"

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Originally posted by kadomony lol missed connections is a repository for people who don't know how to say "hi"

And serial killers looking for other serial killers.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Not sure... How does one resolve: I don't know too many straight people that enjoy gay oral...

Call me a cynic, but my guess would be that a lot of those posts are from gay guys who get a kick out of hooking up with guys who consider themselves straight.

this tops it all

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Originally posted by jennypie OH! JO = jerk off?? I've seen it before:

Look at him offering up some imitation crab meat! WTF!?!?!?!

Fantastic find on this one!

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Originally posted by bas And serial killers looking for other serial killers.

Those two JO ones can't be real. Hilarious but must be a joke.

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Originally posted by Fledz Those two JO ones can't be real. Hilarious but must be a joke.

i dunno man, it is america after all.

LMAO @ trainzilla and "straight" tornado jackin'. Thnx for laugh!

Date: 2008-02-07, 12:06PM EST


Hi!

We were on the RED local line, I got on at 14th Street, you were already on the train. I got off at Columbia University 116th. Around 5PM. It was very crowded and you were behind me. We talked awkardly while you were still behind my back, pushed into each other. I told you I hate being an undergrad, we connected. You eneded up fingering me while no one else was noticing. I didn't get your full e-mail. If you see this, let me know. I hope you do! I miss you.


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/566032112.html

whats a JO ?

I lolled at this:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/697782542.html

SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT: nevermind
Date: 2008-05-27, 9:01PM PDT


NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt's mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt's address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime... soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.

___________________________________________________

Hello.

I am dirt.

See?



I need to move out of the driveway. I'm not really that much dirt. Just what was left over after digging fence post holes.

Could you haul me away? Far, far away?

I am in Wedgwood. That's just North of the Univ of Washington a bit.

I will pay one person $20 to haul me off. Please?

Someone emailed me for my measurements. That's kind of a personal question, but I guess we're friends, right? I'm about a 6ftx8ftx3ft pile, but only in the center. I'm pretty small around the edges.

Thanks in advance.

Yours truly,

Pile of Dirt

P.S. I am slightly disgruntled because some people cannot read. I am only dirt. I only have $20. It's not like I'm mud or fancy rocks. I'm just dirt. DIRT CHEAP. Please don't waste dirt's time by emailing dirt and asking for more money. DIRT isn't here to subsidize your craigslist lifestyle. Dirt just wants to be gone.

^^^

LOLOLOLOL wicked awesome

Why do you despise me? - w4m

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-05-27, 12:07AM EDT


T or TCW - you know who you are. Why do you despise me? You keep coming back but sometimes you have pure venom in your voice when you talk to me. I have done NOTHING but tried to love you. Maybe that's why you hate...me trying so hard to please you. Seeing me as weak and subservient. NO MORE! I have offered myself to you completely and unconditionally and you have hid things from me and talked to me like I am the lowest and dumbest person in the world. My willingness to please you has fueled your sadistic need to manipulate me. I am not the weak, broken victim that you think I perceive myself as. Try me. I am stronger than you think and will walk away when I've had enough! I am close and have almost had enough of your abusive, superior and condescending attitude towards me. And by the way...I faked it....EVERY single time!



PostingID: 696303112
Why do you despise me? - w4m

...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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Originally posted by StanVoid ...doing the most private of private things? Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on. There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons. I don't really don't know what else to say.

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Originally posted by StanVoid ...doing the most private of private things? Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on. There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons. I don't really don't know what else to say.

ROFL .. Win!?

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Originally posted by The17sss Try me. I am stronger than you think and will walk away when I've had enough! I am close and have almost had enough of your abusive, superior and condescending attitude towards me. And by the way...I faked it....EVERY single time! PostingID: 696303112 Why do you despise me? - w4m

lol she's so gonna stay with that guy. what a fucking dumb bitch.

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Originally posted by coolestrl Date: 2008-02-07, 12:06PM EST Hi! We were on the RED local line, I got on at 14th Street, you were already on the train. I got off at Columbia University 116th. Around 5PM. It was very crowded and you were behind me. We talked awkardly while you were still behind my back, pushed into each other. I told you I hate being an undergrad, we connected. You eneded up fingering me while no one else was noticing. I didn't get your full e-mail. If you see this, let me know. I hope you do! I miss you. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/566032112.html

What kind of whore lets some stranger on the subway stick his finger in thier holiest of holies?

FFS!!! No wonder 25% of y'all have HPV!

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Originally posted by bas lol she's so gonna stay with that guy. what a fucking dumb bitch.

You smell that, too?

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Originally posted by bas lol she's so gonna stay with that guy. what a fucking dumb bitch.

exactly. The hard talk is hilarious because she's essentially saying, "come back and abuse me some more"

To the Skinny Blonde girl working at Hobbit Hoagies - m4w - 25 (Tallahassee)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-05-12, 1:50AM EDT


I was in once, had a few drinks and you left the bar a little after I arrived, I assume heading home.

I want to choke you and use you like a rag doll.




* Location: Tallahassee
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 677147612
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/677147612.html

Least his honest..

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