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Originally posted by jennypie Prude! I bet you do it with the lights off every time.

+1
Pawnd

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Originally posted by chinamon i dunno dude... i think i speak for most guys here when i say there isnt any concentration required to urinate. it just flows out. are you telling us that you need help finding your weewee?

no that is not what i am telling you... I find that if I know i have to go (not that bad) I usually go to the urinals before it gets really bad. When it gets bad I can go no problem. I would typically go to the washroom in the Orange room (never had problems there), as far as teh guv's main room washroom.. i am never going back in there again

there's supposedly an actual etiquette when it comes to pissing in public bathrooms. from what i remember

1) never take a urinal adjacent to one being used, unless there is no other choice.

2) don't talk to the person next to u, hence look to the top left.


I had a couple of redneck friends in texas, that would actually fight someone if they were spoken to in the middle of a piss.

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Originally posted by jsibilin as far as teh guv's main room washroom.. i am never going back in there again

why? did a group of chinese people laugh at you?

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Originally posted by chinamon i dunno dude... i think i speak for most guys here when i say there isnt any concentration required to urinate. it just flows out. are you telling us that you need help finding your weewee?

or, your not sober - in which case, depending on what is causing the intoxication, peeing can become a chore - or, sometimes an adventure.

I hate it when I forget to cover the hole leftover from my PA, or my finger is a bit miss-aligned from the hole, causing sprays into sometimes random directions. If the PA is in, I pretty much gotta sit - or you never know whats going to go where and hit who.

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Originally posted by chinamon why? did a group of chinese people laugh at you?

they didn't laugh, but one guy was pushing me around..

honestly,, they should just gut out the entire washroom for the guys and make an extra big one for the girls..

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Originally posted by kaniz or, your not sober - in which case, depending on what is causing the intoxication, peeing can become a chore - or, sometimes an adventure. I hate it when I forget to cover the hole leftover from my PA, or my finger is a bit miss-aligned from the hole, causing sprays into sometimes random directions. If the PA is in, I pretty much gotta sit - or you never know whats going to go where and hit who.

please discontinue your "golden shower fun time" at guvernment. thanks.

sorry, thought I was at the bath-house for a second there.

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Originally posted by kaniz bath-house

i know some people that love that sub-genre.

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Originally posted by Dr Satan there's supposedly an actual etiquette when it comes to pissing in public bathrooms. from what i remember 1) never take a urinal adjacent to one being used, unless there is no other choice. 2) don't talk to the person next to u, hence look to the top left. I had a couple of redneck friends in texas, that would actually fight someone if they were spoken to in the middle of a piss.

I don't know if anyone has seen this clip, but its a neat overview. The 2nd half just gets weird... Male Washroom Etiquette

^^ haha. Do guys actually follow those rules?

inb4FlashUrinalEtiquetteGame

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Originally posted by devnull +1 Pawnd

she pwned herself by not recognizing the quote
and you pwned yourself by spelling pwned wrong

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Originally posted by jsibilin no that is not what i am telling you... I find that if I know i have to go (not that bad) I usually go to the urinals before it gets really bad. When it gets bad I can go no problem. I would typically go to the washroom in the Orange room (never had problems there), as far as teh guv's main room washroom.. i am never going back in there again

while we're on the subject of movies.. you remind me of the guy in "Waiting..." that can't take a piss

a couple of days ago..I was at the food court above the new future shop at yonge & dundas.
I turn my head towards the left and I notice this woman picking her nose...she quickly puts her hand down after realizing that I caught her in the act.

her bf returns to the table and what does she do next?
feeds him a harveys burger with the same hand.

the burger must not have had enough relish in it
lol

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Originally posted by Search&Rescue the burger must not have had enough relish in it

if it didnt before then it does now!

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Originally posted by kotsy Jesus CHRIST, man. There are just some things you don't talk about in public!

(Even has the emphasis on "CHRIST"! Nicely played, sir!)



Fucking Brody.

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Originally posted by jennypie Ah man, fuck! That's the second time I've said something this week from a movie without realizing it. I just watched that movie the other day too!

WHAT! OMG if you said that and DIDNT mean for it to be a play on Mallrats, then you lose 200 points and i must say to you: WEAKSAUCE!

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar WHAT! OMG if you said that and DIDNT mean for it to be a play on Mallrats, then you lose 200 points and i must say to you: WEAKSAUCE!

Hey whatever. I can't help it if Kevin Smith has the same sense of humour as me.

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar (Even has the emphasis on "CHRIST"! Nicely played, sir!) Fucking Brody.

I take my pride in my attention to detail.. especially regarding quotes

Brody's dialogue in that movie is absolute genius.. from the conversation about the cookie stand not being part of the food court to the one about Lois Lane not being able to hold Superman's baby!

Touching hair and/or face while making me food, is an automatic refusal

As far as Guv toilets go...Gallery FTW

eternal incense burning, clean as a whistle usually

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Originally posted by Capo di tutti Touching hair and/or face while making me food, is an automatic refusal As far as Guv toilets go...Gallery FTW eternal incense burning, clean as a whistle usually

gotta love the stalls that offer complete privacy too

Re: So @ the food court today...

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Originally posted by Shaya007 in the washroom, buddy washes his hands and then goes to do his thing and then walks right out! A big WTF! lol!

I've seen that a few times.

WTF indeed.

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Originally posted by Dr Satan I had a couple of redneck friends in texas, that would actually fight someone if they were spoken to in the middle of a piss.

Guys from Texas will fight someone cause they're not from Texas...

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Originally posted by kotsy gotta love the stalls that offer complete privacy too

Not Anymore. They cut off the lower one foot of the door, so bouncers can see only one pair of legs in there.

I miss the good old days when that stall door went right down to the floor

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Originally posted by VDub Guys from Texas will fight someone cause they're not from Texas...

"You wanna fiiiiiiight?"

"Thems fightin words!"

Punches ensue.

Welcome to Texas.

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