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Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 05:15:

Longest Ive ever quit

Why am I back?

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-25-2008 05:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
Longest Ive ever quit

Why am I back?
Jesus dipped you in oil?

Pedo bear... real or fake?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-25-2008 05:20:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Jesus dipped you in oil?

Pedo bear... real or fake?

Real.

Nachos is the Pedobear - Real or Fake?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 05:22:

fake. in mexico they're all legalage.

who's set would follow bill cosby's at a celebrity dj competition?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-25-2008 05:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
fake. in mexico they're all legalage.

who's set would follow bill cosby's at a celebrity dj competition?

Michael J Fox.

What tunes would he play?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 05:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Michael J Fox.

What tunes would he play?

shake your booty (michael J Foxx scratch remix)

what if it was a halloween party, what song would he play?

Posted by woscar on Jun-25-2008 05:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
fake. in mexico they're all legalage.

who's set would follow bill cosby's at a celebrity dj competition?

Carlos Mencia's. A re-broadcast of the set Bill Cosby just played.

Why does everyone think nchs is mexican?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 05:34:

quote:
Originally posted by woscar99
Carlos Mencia's. A re-broadcast of the set Bill Cosby just played.

Why does everyone think nchs is mexican?

because he came here out the back of a truck

Why do blacks accept puerto rians as one of their own?

Posted by ZeJayMan on Jun-25-2008 13:26:

because nobody else will

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jun-25-2008 13:48:

quote:
Originally posted by ZeJayMan
because nobody else will

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

.7 cord

what happened to enferno?

Posted by elFreak on Jun-25-2008 13:52:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
.7 cord

what happened to enferno?

.

why do indians smell funny?

Posted by david.michael on Jun-25-2008 14:02:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
why do indians smell funny?

Crooked noses.

What is the theory of relativity?

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jun-25-2008 14:04:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Crooked noses.

What is the theory of relativity?

the theory that your mother and your father are related outside marriage....

what is string theory?

Posted by david.michael on Jun-25-2008 14:06:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
the theory that your mother and your father are related outside marriage....

what is string theory?

The idea that you clearly MUST have eaten a piece of yarn yesterday, based on current evidence.

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jun-25-2008 14:09:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
The idea that you clearly MUST have eaten a piece of yarn yesterday, based on current evidence.

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

slightly faster than that of a laden one......

what do you call nuts on your chin?

Posted by david.michael on Jun-25-2008 14:14:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
slightly faster than that of a laden one......

what do you call nuts on your chin?

Ahglhgulu hggluahg hgh ghghuuhgh.

Cape Town ey? Whereabout the UK is that?

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jun-25-2008 14:16:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Ahglhgulu hggluahg hgh ghghuuhgh.

Cape Town ey? Whereabout the UK is that?

the part with all naggers.........

why does fiber make you regular?

Posted by Zoso on Jun-25-2008 14:17:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
the part with all naggers.........

why does fiber make you regular?

Your momma!

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jun-25-2008 14:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Your momma!

there is a big difference between smart ass and stupid........ congratulations on the promotion to captain of the fail boat.......

Posted by david.michael on Jun-25-2008 14:40:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
the part with all naggers.........

why does fiber make you regular?

Because fiber knows that I prefer that over decaf.

What is Dave Dresden up to these days?

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jun-25-2008 14:50:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Because fiber knows that I prefer that over decaf.

What is Dave Dresden up to these days?

Who Cares, he produces shit anyways....

why does my boss always hire horribly unatractive admin assistants....

Posted by david.michael on Jun-25-2008 15:58:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
Who Cares, he produces shit anyways....

why does my boss always hire horribly unatractive admin assistants....

Because he learned from you that if he's going to hire employees who aren't competent enough to spell, he should at least get some BJs out of it.

Why is nobody else participating in this sweet sweet thread?

Posted by smakmagik on Jun-25-2008 16:24:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Because he learned from you that if he's going to hire employees who aren't competent enough to spell, he should at least get some BJs out of it.

Why is nobody else participating in this sweet sweet thread?

I have diabetes.

What is an oxymoron?

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jun-25-2008 16:54:

quote:
Originally posted by smakmagik
I have diabetes.

What is an oxymoron?

pimple faced idiot.....

what is your favorite color.....

Posted by Renzo on Jun-26-2008 02:18:

In Living Color.

Why doesn't glue stick to the fucking bottle?

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