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Posted by kadomony on Jul-16-2008 02:58:

who would win?

Posted by idoru on Jul-16-2008 03:01:

Borland, no contest.

Posted by bas on Jul-16-2008 03:02:

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Posted by idoru on Jul-16-2008 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Epic fail.

Posted by bas on Jul-16-2008 03:05:

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jul-16-2008 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

LMAO! I want to make a Billy Mays Myspace and put that on there!

Posted by Dr. DAS on Jul-16-2008 13:21:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Are you saying that SHAMWOW is a sham? Wow.

fixed

Posted by mezzir on Jul-16-2008 14:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
fixed

good lord this thread is gold

Posted by Intuition on Jul-16-2008 21:30:

If only Celebrity Deathmatch was still around... Billy Mays Vs. Al Borland Vs. Bob Villa.

And kadomony's post it still killing me.

Posted by echoform on Jul-17-2008 03:19:

Posted by Rose on Jul-17-2008 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by enydo
Whenever I see this and happen to be really high I can't believe it's actually real.

+1

Posted by nchs09 on Aug-02-2008 18:37:

Posted by Rose on Jan-18-2009 02:40:

He's back!

Posted by Renzo on Jan-18-2009 02:43:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&pagenumber=299

Basowned.

Posted by Alex on Jan-18-2009 02:43:

Martini bikini you're gonna love my nuts!

Posted by L.E.N. on Jan-18-2009 03:55:

Stop having a boring tuna.
Stop having a boring life.

Posted by Thierry on Jan-18-2009 04:14:

I love Vince, Shamwow & the Slap Chop! Informercials ftw!! Haha why does he have an earpiece in though? Is he taking calls after the commercials??

Posted by L.E.N. on Jan-18-2009 04:19:

quote:
Originally posted by CraveTheRave
I love Vince, Shamwow & the Slap Chop! Informercials ftw!! Haha why does he have an earpiece in though? Is he taking calls after the commercials??

Because at the conventions for that shit,they usually are in a little booth with a PA system to pitch a small crowds.

Posted by Rose on Jan-18-2009 21:02:

quote:
Originally posted by L.E.N.
Stop having a boring tuna.
Stop having a boring life.

I love how he keeps saying stuff like life is too hard and you cry too much already and how slap chop is going to make your life better.

Slap chop is the cure for depression and stress!

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Jan-18-2009 22:34:

Re: shamwow

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
anyone get annoyed when they see this shit late at night ?

sometimes i just laugh..looks like hes just doing it to provide for his smack habit.

gotta admit tho.. that does look rather impressive

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-18-2009 23:12:

My bf got shamwows to give as gifts for every secret Santa this year at Christmas. People were fighting over them, lol.

Posted by Cpt.Cocaine on Jan-18-2009 23:17:

I'm gonna slap away every day.

Posted by Thierry on Jan-19-2009 00:24:

quote:
Originally posted by L.E.N.
Because at the conventions for that shit,they usually are in a little booth with a PA system to pitch a small crowds.

Haha I know when they are used, but clearly he's not at a convention doing these commercials.

Posted by jonSun on Jan-19-2009 00:36:

I just got my dad one for his b-day

Posted by wotyzoid on Jan-19-2009 01:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
fixed

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