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Posted by Domesticated on Jul-31-2008 06:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Wow, it wasn't in Queensland? We must be slipping.

Brb guys.

I thought you were in Adelaide?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-31-2008 07:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
I thought you were in Adelaide?

You thought wrong!

Posted by blacknoizybox on Jul-31-2008 09:19:

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Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''

lmao wasted man he is

Posted by Domesticated on Jul-31-2008 12:09:

quote:
Originally posted by blacknoizybox
lmao wasted man he is

No, there are plenty of kangaroos to shoot in that area, they're pests, all the farmers shoot them up there.

Posted by UmmiE on Jul-31-2008 12:31:

Blow job while driving =

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jul-31-2008 12:39:

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
Blow job while driving =

does he warn you when he's about to go over a speedbump?

Posted by Mudbug on Jul-31-2008 13:15:

You couldn't make it up!

Posted by ziptnf on Jul-31-2008 13:16:

That's an awesome idea. I'm going to put 11 pounds of pot in my car and 2 plants, and beat off while going 93 miles an hour down the freeway.

Anyone else interested?

Btw, I did those conversions all by myself!

Posted by l�cid on Jul-31-2008 14:20:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
does he warn you when he's about to go over a speedbump?

Posted by chach on Jul-31-2008 14:21:

is there a land record speed for masterbating?

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Jul-31-2008 16:23:

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Originally posted by chach
is there a land record speed for masterbating?

If there is, this guy set it.

Posted by Ian on Jul-31-2008 16:29:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
At least we all found something to do!

true and it's way better than him procreating instead.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jul-31-2008 16:33:

You have a location called Territory?

Posted by iammesol on Jul-31-2008 16:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
true

I was joking.

Posted by Dervish on Jul-31-2008 16:51:

The man is a legend!!!! Every line of that story is made of win.

I sence a book/film coming on.

Posted by blacknoizybox on Jul-31-2008 16:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
No, there are plenty of kangaroos to shoot in that area, they're pests, all the farmers shoot them up there.

you're kidding? kangaroos? pests?

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
does he warn you when he's about to go over a speedbump?

its his little secret way of making his gf gag

Posted by Max Thomson on Jul-31-2008 17:01:

wow

Posted by Darkarbiter on Jul-31-2008 18:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
The man is a legend!!!! Every line of that story is made of win.

I sence a book/film coming on.

OH MY GOD. this is the stupidest yet funniest thing I've ever red. Some of the replies are gold too.

Posted by wotyzoid on Jul-31-2008 18:15:

Can we get a picture of this delinquent?

Posted by Rose on Jul-31-2008 18:16:

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Originally posted by wotyzoid
Can we get a picture of this delinquents cock?

fixed

Posted by sweds00 on Jul-31-2008 19:37:

quote:
Originally posted by wotyzoid
Can we get a picture of this delinquent?

sure

Posted by Domesticated on Jul-31-2008 20:34:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
You have a location called Territory?

"The Northern Territory" or "NT" for short. It's a state...but not really a state because it's a territory?

quote:
Originally posted by blacknoizybox
you're kidding? kangaroos? pests?

Up there there are fucking thousands of them hopping around; driving along highways etc you can be liable to smash into one because big bunches of them cross over the road hopping along at any time they feel like it.

We had a big cull last year, just like Canadians cull seals, and everyone around the world who doesn't understand was pretty pissed off.

Posted by winston on Aug-01-2008 01:32:

speaking of which...

where is RJT!

Posted by iammesol on Aug-01-2008 01:42:

Wow... where IS Rob? I should've noticed the lack of arguments in the c0r.

Posted by narcism on Aug-01-2008 01:50:

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Originally posted by iammesol
Wow... where IS Rob?

banned

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