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Posted by colonelcrisp on Aug-05-2008 16:33:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
it was actually not bad.

way better than coldplay. He sounds like a fag sure, but i was high and his music sounds less like trying to sodomize a manatee then chris martin's

radiohead is gonna be pwn.

fuck iron maiden...that shit is for virgins.

Despite how awesome Maiden is, i will digress, my gf was hands down 100% the hottest girl there, and i can almost guarantee i was the only guy who was going to have consentual sex later that night. the rest of the patrons were either going to commit rape, or return to their parents basement for a long night fap session....

Posted by elFreak on Aug-05-2008 16:35:

lol

i am considering going to see the backstreet boys tonight for some pre teen love:P

Posted by colonelcrisp on Aug-05-2008 17:31:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
lol

i am considering going to see the backstreet boys tonight for some pre teen love:P

The backdoor boys are leagues gayer than even jack johnson..... infact i bet they all join in a pre gig group felate of jack's johnson before going on stage......

they are so ghey infact, they probably all listen to coldplay.

Posted by elFreak on Aug-05-2008 17:38:

i forgot to mention that jimmy buffet came out and did a song with him.

it was not aidsburger in paradise

Posted by colonelcrisp on Aug-05-2008 17:40:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
i forgot to mention that jimmy buffet came out and did a song with him.

it was not aidsburger in paradise

my gf's uncle is a Buffet FREAK...... at Christmas i was serenaded by baccon double cheeseburger in paradise and margaritaville on repeat for 4 hours..........

i have since sworn off all tropical vacations for life in order to avoid ever hearing buffet again....

the only buffet i want to hear from is Warren buffet, but only if he is saying "Hey mark, why dont you go ahead and take some of my money...."

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-05-2008 17:45:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
my gf's uncle is a Buffet FREAK...... at Christmas i was serenaded by baccon double cheeseburger in paradise and margaritaville on repeat for 4 hours..........

i have since sworn off all tropical vacations for life in order to avoid ever hearing buffet again....

the only buffet i want to hear from is Warren buffet, but only if he is saying "Hey mark, why dont you go ahead and take some of my money...."

Hey Mark, how about you go to Fiji with me and listen to Jimmy Buffet?

Signed,
Warren Buffet

Posted by bigsnail on Aug-05-2008 17:59:

Brushfire Fairytales was a badass Jack Johnson album.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Aug-05-2008 18:02:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Hey Mark, how about you go to Fiji with me and listen to Jimmy Buffet?

Signed,
Warren Buffet

depends on wether or not your payin! and if im allowed to shove that shaker of salt straight up his ass haroooken style....

signed

Mark

Posted by colonelcrisp on Aug-05-2008 18:03:

quote:
Originally posted by bigsnail
Brushfire Fairytales was a assblasting Jack Johnson album.

fixed for accuracy

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-05-2008 18:06:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
depends on wether or not your payin! and if im allowed to shove that shaker of salt straight up his ass haroooken style....

signed

Mark

For the record, Jimmy Buffet is fucking annoying. Fuck that shit.

Posted by bigsnail on Aug-05-2008 18:08:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
fixed for accuracy

lol

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