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Originally posted by Omega_Blue well to be fair, the phone interviews started a week or so ago right? i would've quit then

I just found out about the company on Monday of last week, and had no idea how legitimate any job offer (or that they even had a job for me) would even be until Friday afternoon.

I really had nothing on any of this until this past weekend - as soon as it was clearly a reality and not one of my fathers friends bullshitting me, I quit.

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Originally posted by RJT Thanks Natek - I'm definitely taking the "do whatever I can" approach for the time being, and I really don't mind changing my diet/pissing every ten minutes for a week to get a job I want.

no i wouldn't either, every time i had a piss test i just quit and did what you did. ridiculous how so many of my friends just refused to stop smoking weed for two weeks for a fucking job. that's why they work as pizza delivery boys.

Also, this is a situation where I can determine when the test takes place, so it isn't as if this is going to be some big surprise when it happens.

I'm just trying to sort myself out in the shortest amount of time possible.

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Originally posted by nchs09 Its not a lecture.... its just what i think, take it as you will or dont.

i think you need to smoke some weed

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Originally posted by get nyce i think you need to smoke some weed

I do.

Don't forget to add green tea to your diuretic staple. I drink at least 3 cups a day of it. If u smoked for a long period of time, u may have an issue with it still being detected in your system after only a week, but all u can do is keep on going with your tea/fruit juices and cleanses. I wouldn't try any of those masking drinks as the odds of it working and not being detected are slim to none. The piss tests are as good as they have ever been these days. Maybe keep searching for a job that doesn't do drug testing so u can still maintain your lifestyle too. That job might not be worth it in the end.

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Originally posted by RJT Also, this is a situation where I can determine when the test takes place, so it isn't as if this is going to be some big surprise when it happens. I'm just trying to sort myself out in the shortest amount of time possible.

well fuck if that's the case i would postpone it as "believably" as possible, in the end time is the only thing that's gonna clean your shit out

make it ~1.5-2 weeks from now and you'll be good, tell them you're in the middle of moving and shit.

i'll sell you some of my pee.

Keep doing what you're doing and you'll be fine. I had a random drug test after my national beach volley tournament last summer. I had smoked 4 days before it and i passed.

Exercise and fluids. As long as you don't have a lot of body fat you'll be okay.

Good luck!

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Originally posted by RJT Thanks Natek - I'm definitely taking the "do whatever I can" approach for the time being, and I really don't mind changing my diet/pissing every ten minutes for a week to get a job I want.

False, don't excerise for at least 5 days before the day of the test, thc as everyone knows is stored in fat. Even though im sure you have very little body fat working out will cause the thc to be reintroduced into your system. I've take 4 tests each time stopped smoking 5 days before, one time even 2 days before each time took the ready clean and was fine. The last time I thought they would know cause it wasn't some crappy piss test lab like full blown inspection of my piss. I would go with something like that then home remedys and shit..


edit: just saw its random good luck lol

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY Maybe keep searching for a job that doesn't do drug testing so u can still maintain your lifestyle too. That job might not be worth it in the end.

Not a chance. This is definitely the job I want - and I would never in a million years sacrifice it in the name of finding something where I wouldn't be tested.

Simply put, smoking weed is in no way, shape, or form more important to me than getting the job I want. This is definitely a job I want.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue well fuck if that's the case i would postpone it as "believably" as possible, in the end time is the only thing that's gonna clean your shit out make it ~1.5-2 weeks from now and you'll be good, tell them you're in the middle of moving and shit.

That's the plan - I'm hoping I can postpone scheduling it until at least two weeks from today. I have to schedule the test within one week of starting employment, so I'm going to try and pull the "I'm moving this whole week, and partway through the next" and hopefully start next Wed, schedule the test for the following Monday, and be golden (hopefully).

And I definitely have the low body fat % working for me, so there's at least one positive.

Water is the best medicine..

The day of your drug test, you should aim to piss at least 3X before you go in for it. Keep drinking water so it goes straight through you without time to absorb anything.

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Originally posted by l�cid i'll sell you some of my pee.

well now that's just a terrible idea.




also from what i hear, it's best to pee in the cup in the middle of urination, so piss in the toilet to start, hold the cup under during, and finish up in the toilet. something to do with sediment or metabolites wanting to settle to the bottom of your kidneys or something? i dunno.

and make sure you don't wash your hands afterwards... just to let them know you mean business.

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Regards.

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Originally posted by nchs09 very tasty, dont love the 6 dollar price tag in the supermarket.

$3.50 around here, almost catching up with orange juice in terms of effectiveness.

off-topic: a good friend of mine and former housemate just moved down to Atlanta. Tells me it's quite ghetto down there. No wonder your wonderjuice costs $6

hahah awesome i was just reading how long drugs stay in urine for (for my new job )
if its weed, your fucked everything else is 24-76hrs

seconded. you're fucked. pshhhhh 17 year olds drink bleach.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue also from what i hear, it's best to pee in the cup in the middle of urination, so piss in the toilet to start, hold the cup under during, and finish up in the toilet. something to do with sediment or metabolites wanting to settle to the bottom of your kidneys or something? i dunno.

Been reading/hearing similar things - albeit for a plethora of reasons, many of which seem to not make sense.

Either way, I'm sure it doesn't hurt.

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Originally posted by narcism hahah awesome i was just reading how long drugs stay in urine for (for my new job ) if its weed, your fucked everything else is 24-76hrs

You obviously haven't been reading very much then.

it's true everything else is out pretty quick compared to THC but you guys gotta keep in mind that rob is a skinny, wirey mo****** and thc adheres to fat cells. less fat + small body size = less time thc is in body.

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Originally posted by RJT You obviously haven't been reading very much then.

nope, first post and last page

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Originally posted by RJT Been reading/hearing similar things - albeit for a plethora of reasons, many of which seem to not make sense.

agreed, but that's what i've been hearin through the grapevine. i ended up doing it myself and passed (mind you i stopped doing anything two weeks before the actual test though)

(also mind you that i stopped smoking weed years ago, so yeah)

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue (also mind you that i stopped smoking weed years ago, so yeah)

lies

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Originally posted by l�cid lies

quiet, you

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