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| Originally posted by Sushipunk I got as far as Oh well. |
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| Originally posted by Krypton The premier Chinese text. For business, sport, or war... |
"dude im so fucked i think (pause) whoaaaaaa man look look quickly look theres a dog driving a car....wait...is that a dog or a policeman?"
Me on acid in ibiza and it was a cop parked up watching me pointing at him walking toward his car.
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk I dunno man, for business, sport or war, I'd like to go on something a little more solid than having heaven as one of your main tactics. Heaven seems like a lame 'backup plan' to me. |
sun tzu aint gonna save you from the supcom buttfuck i have planned.
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN sun tzu aint gonna save you from the supcom buttfuck i have planned. |
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| Originally posted by Krypton If you read further along, the context of heaven is #7... 7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons. NOT spiritual heaven! In ancient times, the heavens meant the sky and weather... |
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| Originally posted by Krypton I can't wait to ass rape your commander..another 12 days until I get my comp.. |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN 12 days? well, plenty of time for you to rush out and buy some lube! |
so here's one i found lying around on the gamespot forums
"This is a free country! Everyone knows that gay kids exist.
Every family has at least one gay member, and if you can't
hand-pick any, then you're probably it"
I have a not so clever punch-line for that
return of the gay zombie biker kids lol
"you can put whipcream on a shit sandwich, but it's still gonna taste like shit" - my friend Jeff lol
I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
oh and i should also add how it was used. we were talking about a friend of mine whom he found to be average looking, but i gave her more credit because she was smart and funny and in school, etc... and i was like, "what! she's cute! she's smart and funny and bla bla bla" to which he replied, "well hey...u can put whip cream on a shit sandwich...it's still gonna taste like shit".
oh and lol sarah what's that from?
Talladega Nights 
im quoting a friend of mine here, "oh, she's gonna make alot of money. she's graduating from dartmouth"
The ending of Zeitgeist! Once the song kicks in I die! Most amazing thing in the world.
If you were my husband , i would flavour your coffee with poison!
If i was your husband , i would drink it!
(winston churchill)
geddown bitch!
"I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes"
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| Originally posted by adi_hanson If you were my husband , i would flavour your coffee with poison! If i was your husband , i would drink it! (winston churchill) geddown bitch! |
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| Originally posted by squirrelly Talladega Nights |
the problem for me is that I also have alot of affection for the iron fist, but that would drag me through the never ending echeleons of the inferno...
That, or god made a pretty smart deal by trading thatcher for churchill. Wise move.
"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Bob Saget playing the coke addict
ok here goes one i hear alot...
�the harvard of the midwest�
"My favorite is when I tell whites that I attended Yale as a South Asian, they ask, oh did you win an international scholarship? To which I have to painfully respond, no I am from Napa."
i love smart people. 
Ever throw a toothpick into a volcano?
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