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Originally posted by Jake Benson

Context plz

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Originally posted by silene Context plz

Actually, just that suffices.

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Originally posted by jennypie Denys I had a dream last night about your dick in my ass.

true story.

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Originally posted by denys envy true story.

I loled. Jenny? All lies? (Denail, Denail, Denail... )

I think Lord of bass should be here although it's not part of teh CORe. Still a fucking classic.
I'm lazy... link me?

Omer

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Originally posted by Col: Ahh yes, "Lord Of Bass"! Being who I am, I found the prospect of hearing a track so full of bass that the hihats are no longer audible utterly arousing, and hence jumped at the chance to download this heavily hyped single, "DANCE..UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD!!" The use of upper case letters and the suffix of two exclamation marks had me, quite literally, salivating with anticipation. The image of "Lord Of Bass" present on the site also caught my glance, and I decided that should there be anyone in the world worthy of carrying such a graceful title, it would be a man with that kind of bold figure and noble facial complexion. However, I was painfully disappointed at this production. The first thing to jump out at you in this track is the simple breakbeat, consisting of a heavily distorted kick drum and a fairly standard snare. This unbelievably retarded combination of elements reminded me of sitting on the lavatory after a night of drinking. My disgust soon turned to absolute hysteria upon hearing the clich�d pitched-down "hardstyle" voice chanting for me to "dance, dance" until I "drop dead". I'm not entirely sure why the word "dance" was repeated, but this may have been some kind of rhythmic device, similar to those used in homosexual nightclubs from the early 90s. Lyrically, this track intrigued me. Could such a blistering complexion of sounds really cause me to "drop dead"? And if so, why exactly would I want to end my life at such a peak of euphoria? The dreary 6 remaining minutes of this piece answered both questions. As the gated sawtooth melody tore its way into the foreground, I began to call my own existence into question. Why am I here? Why am I listening to a host of such ridiculously penetrative noises? Why did I even bother to download an mp3 from someone with the name of "Lord Of Bass"? As feelings of remorse and even depression began to sweep my insides, I began searching for the nearest sharp instrument. However, around the 8:10 mark, this track starts to improve dramatically. All the sounds fade to silence, and the listener is presented with 12 blank seconds, presumably which the producer forgot to remove at the end of his piece. This felt almost like making love to a beautiful woman after being whipped with spiked ropes for 8 minutes, and I quickly found myself experiencing a natural high. To conclude, I would certainly not recommend this production to everyone. In fact, I would not recommend it to anyone. I would actually be very wary of this critically-acclaimed "Lord Of Bass" and his Amiga 500 music.

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Originally posted by dj jasonF: that doesnt change the fact that you are still an ashole with a distortion unit.. (free plugin i guess)

teh hijack?

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Originally posted by silene Context plz

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Originally posted by spacechica just so you all know this: i am taking a break from TA because there's too much hate on this board talk all you want, it will be forgotten if i told you everything from the start it would take forever and you would be so bored you would ask yourself why you ever cared to ask me in the first place... but whatever you hear or whatever happens, you have to remember to ignore it because probably all sorts of bad things would start happening to you, like you might get skin cancer, or you might get spit at, or worse... and again, i'm NOT racist, i'm NOT anti- jewish people, i'm NOT crazy and i'm not angry at you or anyone else forgive me in your heart and move forward cheers! spacechica

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Originally posted by Googooly my son will be a gienues(sp?)

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Originally posted by denys envy true story.

LOL

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Originally posted by jennypie LOL

and don't you even try to deny it

I remember it all very vividly.

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Originally posted by jennypie I remember it all very vividly.

you told him, 'is it in yet?'

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