My girlfriend is going to meet my wife in about half an hour.

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Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2008 20:56:

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Originally posted by david.michael
She's one of those people that lacks that buffer between brain and genitals

This too. I guess.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:56:

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Originally posted by UWM
So your wife has AIDS?

Yep, I'd leave her too.

Luckily, she stopped banging me while she was banging everyone else.

Posted by Zoso on Oct-03-2008 20:57:

I WOULD LAY DOWN TEH BUTTHAX WITH ALL THIS WHITE WOMEN.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:58:

Well, wife's out back waiting by my car (I'm at work). Gonna go let her follow me to my house. Wish me luck! I'll try not to catch airborne AIDS!

Posted by Lira on Oct-03-2008 20:59:

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Originally posted by david.michael
lol

All parties involved are fully aware. She left me, and I later met my girlfriend, whom I now live with. She is also living with someone. So, there's no secrecy or anything.

I'm only nervous for the awkwardness of the situation. Plus, my wife isn't exactly the most... tactful person, so I'm afraid she'll accidentally say something crazy. She's one of those people that lacks that buffer between brain and mouth.

David is so good at anal play! I love the way he used to lick my butthole all night long! I bet he didn't tell you that before he first kissed you, did he?

Posted by jonSun on Oct-03-2008 21:00:

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Originally posted by david.michael
Luckily, she stopped banging me while she was banging everyone else.

wow... what a whore. You better microwave the cat before you give it to her.

just say it was an accident. i gots yo back.

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2008 21:02:

This really has potential.

Posted by Zoso on Oct-03-2008 21:10:

Use this!

Posted by Ian on Oct-03-2008 21:14:

You should've set up a live feed. Ya know, for if they hooked up.

Posted by adi_hanson on Oct-03-2008 21:18:

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Originally posted by Ian
You should've set up a live feed. Ya know, for if they hooked up.

No the aids thing is enough to put me off

Posted by Zoso on Oct-03-2008 21:19:

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Originally posted by adi_hanson
No the aids thing is enough to put me off

You can't catch it from watching.

Posted by noikeee on Oct-03-2008 21:20:

In the case you fail to convince them straight away to have a threesome, there's always the option to show them this thread. We can be persuasive, you know.

Posted by Ian on Oct-03-2008 21:28:

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Originally posted by Zoso
You can't catch it from watching.

he's from blackburn. You get aids just for living there. Plus the 14 year old girls are hookers spreading it around like the plague.

Posted by Zoso on Oct-03-2008 21:29:

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Originally posted by Ian
he's from blackburn. You get aids just for living there. Plus the 14 year old girls are hookers spreading it around like the plague.

I heard if you slick their hair back, they look 12. lulz

Posted by Ian on Oct-03-2008 21:30:

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Originally posted by Zoso
I heard if you slick their hair back, they look 12. lulz

~~nou~~who told you that ?

Posted by Zoso on Oct-03-2008 21:30:

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Originally posted by Ian
~~nou~~who told you that ?

Well played, sir.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 21:59:

Well, that actually didn't go as badly as I had thought. My girlfriend even gave her a few books to read and they chatted for a few awkward moments while I ran out to the shed to get the cat carrier.

Also, then we all had a threesome, my girlfriend converted to lesbianism, and is now running away with my wife in a blazing fit of irony.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-03-2008 22:00:

Hahahaha, nice.

Posted by Zoso on Oct-03-2008 22:02:

Fap

Posted by nchs09 on Oct-03-2008 22:03:

Sounds like you ex-wife is an unflushable....

Posted by trunks1022 on Oct-03-2008 22:03:

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Originally posted by david.michael
Well, that actually didn't go as badly as I had thought. My girlfriend even gave her a few books to read and they chatted for a few awkward moments while I ran out to the shed to get the cat carrier.

Also, then we all had a threesome, my girlfriend converted to lesbianism, and is now running away with my wife in a blazing fit of irony.

the gf felt bad and didn't want to give you the aids

Posted by coolestrl on Oct-03-2008 22:07:

there was exactly one hour between ur last 2 posts and in between u had a threesome, both ur girls chatted, exchanged books, u got back home from the office and u got aids and posted back to us?

Posted by adi_hanson on Oct-03-2008 22:10:

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Originally posted by Ian
he's from blackburn. You get aids just for living there. Plus the 14 year old girls are hookers spreading it around like the plague.

Whoa Whoa lad , your confusing us with burnley , thats were you automatically have aids and a sixth finger

Posted by airwalker1 on Oct-03-2008 22:27:

well looks like all turnt out well. and im only gessing but now you have met someone else so quickly,she was'nt a real loss in the first place.

Posted by wotyzoid on Oct-03-2008 22:40:

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Originally posted by david.michael
lol, that's not a bad one.

"oh... huff huff.... hey.... huff... do I know you?"

Win, DOOO EEEETT!

edit: darn it, I'm late again.

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