So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston...

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Posted by josh rising on Oct-19-2008 21:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Do you want him to want you to think he's gay?
maybe. do you want me to want him to want me to think he is?

Posted by Frenchie on Oct-19-2008 21:47:

I'm not gay enough to understand this.

Posted by jupiterone on Oct-19-2008 21:48:

oh dear

Posted by bas on Oct-19-2008 21:49:

Oh by the way that text thing is pretty neat. You totally should have gone up there and played music. What the fuck is wrong with you? ABCDs breeeeeeeh.

Posted by Ian on Oct-19-2008 21:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I'm not gay enough to understand this.

quick, dump a pile of oestrogen on us and save the thread from fem-extinction

Posted by Jake Benson on Oct-19-2008 22:16:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Oh by the way that text thing is pretty neat. You totally should have gone up there and played music. What the fuck is wrong with you? ABCDs breeeeeeeh.

I would have but I think they were looking for me to actually ban me from the club.

Posted by josh rising on Oct-19-2008 22:23:

brrrr! i'm cold!
jake?

...

...

can you get me a blanket?
hahaha.

Posted by RocknRolla on Oct-19-2008 22:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Hey Josh, let's gang bang bas.

Posted by r5a on Oct-19-2008 22:37:

What the fuck man.

Get this shit out of here.

Posted by Jake Benson on Oct-19-2008 23:28:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
What the fuck man.

Get this shit out of here.

You should take off ur shirt n post pics. Unless ur ugly then please stop hitting on me and Josh.

Posted by Krypton on Oct-19-2008 23:44:

Re: So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston...

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I thought it was going to be full of hot masculine guido-ish guys with Boston accents because that's ALL I saw everywhere I went. But in this club it was all gadamn FLAMING FUCKING FEMS! None of them spoke Bostonian, all fucking Gaylic. And they just bragged about what college they go to. Many weren't even watching the game (fucking Boston came up from 7-0 in the 8th to beat motherfucking Tampa holy shit!!!!) BUT the MUSIC was the worst. It was all fucking mash-up pop shit with Madonna. I wanted to kill myself.

So there was two giant screens in the main floor that was some kind of real-time chat that everyone could see. You could text a number so your text could end up on the screen. So messages were like "play Madonna" or "guy in red shirt ur cute." I decided to text the giant screen on display for everyone to see, and of course the DJ fag had to respond to defend all the lifeless stereotypes reading the screen:

ME: "Stop playing American pop mash-up crap music i hear in every other gay bar in the US"

fag: "Get out of the US then"

ME: "No get ur gay generic crap mooosic out of the US"
ME: "Jay kay gurlfriend. Madonna is like soooo couture tranny"

fag: "If you don't like it then come up and take over my DJ booth"

ME: "Oh yeh lemme just pull records outa my ass that I brought with me"

fag: "Who spins records?"

ME: "Oh sorry mr dj u spin itunes mp3s on 128kpbs my bad"

fag: "Show you face and stop hiding behind a phone"

ME: "Only if u give me a kiss bitch. I got no action all week."

admistrator to my cell phone: "You have been banned from the system."

c0r version: no matter where you go, gays are still oversensitive fags.

i can't stand the new madonna.

Posted by The17sss on Oct-19-2008 23:47:

Re: Re: So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston...

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
i can't stand the new madonna.

the new madonna is a skanky old madonna. have you seen her geriatric hands? sick!

Posted by Krypton on Oct-19-2008 23:49:

Re: Re: Re: So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston...

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
the new madonna is a skanky old madonna. have you seen her geriatric hands? sick!

"Do you know what it feels like for a girl" had good production. From there, it's been downhill.

Posted by r5a on Oct-19-2008 23:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
You should take off ur shirt n post pics. Unless ur ugly then please stop hitting on me and Josh.
dont flatter yourself, im not gay and you look like the douchebag / imitate jock type and where was I ever hitting on you? triple fail.

and i hope you know my avatar is not me.

Posted by Yohan on Oct-20-2008 00:48:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I don't think I've ever met a gay guy that complains about gays as much as you do.

lulz

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-20-2008 02:45:

lol i was in new orleans on thursday night and drunk texted jake.

Posted by winston on Oct-20-2008 02:52:

Will, just come clean and admit that you want to experiment with Jake.

Posted by Renzo on Oct-20-2008 02:53:

I can't believe Josh and Will are fags.

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-20-2008 02:57:

just to clear things up - i also drunk texted bas, chris chrossland, ben, vern, theresa, and the other jake as well. and had they made a thread about being in a bar somewhere w/ texting capabilities, i would have responded to that as well

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-20-2008 02:59:

If I was gay I would fuck Jake.

Posted by winston on Oct-20-2008 03:01:

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-20-2008 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
If I was gay I would fuck Jake.

the real question, is if jake were straight would you let him fuck you?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-20-2008 03:04:

No, gay sex only.

Posted by Ania_xox on Oct-20-2008 03:04:

if a guy and a girl fuck it's hetero
if two guys fuck it's homo
if two girls fuck it's homo (lez)

but what if a lesbian fucks a gay guy?
is that like X-status?

Posted by nefardec on Oct-20-2008 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
if a guy and a girl fuck it's hetero
if two guys fuck it's homo
if two girls fuck it's homo (lez)

but what if a lesbian fucks a gay guy?
is that like X-status?

um that would be hetero

by your own definition

provided the lesbian is a girl and the gay guy is a guy

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