FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo]

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Posted by idoru on Dec-03-2008 23:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
In all seriousness, if any guy ever said any of the gay shit that article suggests, I would do everything within my power to emasculate him.

Jenny, if you ever feel like doing some charity work and helping a guy learn how to cook, give me a call!

Hairstyle

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-03-2008 23:00:

:gsmile:

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-03-2008 23:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
:g-smile:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 23:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
would you consider yourself like most typical females though? personally i'd feel flattered, unless the girl was a beast

Wait. You'd be flattered if I tried to emasculate you? Or if a chick tried to pick you up in the grocery store?

Yeah I guess I'd be flattered. Doesn't mean I can't still think the guy's a fag and want to treat him like a little bitch.

Posted by Yohan on Dec-03-2008 23:13:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Wait. You'd be flattered if I tried to emasculate you? Or if a chick tried to pick you up in the grocery store?

Yeah I guess I'd be flattered. Doesn't mean I can't still think the guy's a fag and want to treat him like a little bitch.

so let's say jimmy never existed.

how would you want a guy to try to pick you up?

i'm curious. because to you, many guys are way too lame for you (which is probably true)

Posted by Cloudburst on Dec-03-2008 23:13:

I think we should all wait and ask slylee. She's the expert.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 23:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
so let's say jimmy never existed.

how would you want a guy to try to pick you up?

i'm curious. because to you, many guys are way too lame for you (which is probably true)

I just don't like a bunch of BS, man. I like a simple, honest approach. "Hey, I like you/think you're cute...wanna go out sometime?"

Fuck, it's not rocket science.

Posted by Zild on Dec-03-2008 23:20:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I just don't like a bunch of BS, man. I like a simple, honest approach. "Hey, I like you/think you're cute...wanna go out sometime?"

Fuck, it's not rocket science.

That always works the best. But I think these tips are for sods who don't have the stones to just be honest with a woman in the first place.

Most of the time they say fuck off either nicely or not so nicely, but most of the time isn't all of the time.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 23:20:

Well then they'll just continue to fail then, won't they?

Sucks to be a socially inept loser.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-03-2008 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I just don't like a bunch of BS, man. I like a simple, honest approach.

hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time?

Posted by Zild on Dec-03-2008 23:24:

Who the fuck buys those magazines in the first place? You can hit on women anywhere at anytime. You don't need to plan it out.

Posted by Zild on Dec-03-2008 23:25:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time?

Replace slut with beautiful woman (still say it in your head of course) and it will work like a charm.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-03-2008 23:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Zild
Replace slut with beautiful woman (still say it in your head of course) and it will work like a charm.

but she said she wanted an HONEST approach :/

Posted by trunks1022 on Dec-03-2008 23:27:

Re: FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo]

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
fellas: would you go up to her and be like, "check out my cucumber?"

this reminds me of the scene in animal house where otter picks up mrs. wormer in the supermarket with the cucumber line.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 23:28:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time?

You know, that could actually work.

Posted by Zild on Dec-03-2008 23:28:

Ok let's go with half honest instead of total bullshit like hey i'm looking for a spaghetti squash.

Posted by Zild on Dec-03-2008 23:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You know, that could actually work.

Works a whole lot better than asking for hot chocolate for a nephew.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 23:29:

Or how about, "Hey baby, my mom still packs my lunch...I just come to the grocery store to grope the produce and pick up chicks. Wanna go out sometime?"

Posted by Zild on Dec-03-2008 23:30:

The half honest 'you are cute i'd like to call you' is much better than total honesty now that I think about it.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 23:31:

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-03-2008 23:32:

i wish my mum still packed my lunch. i starved all thru highschool coz i was too lazy to do it myself.

Posted by Zild on Dec-03-2008 23:37:

I saw your gigantic ass from over there in produce so my place or yours? I have fresh sheets!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 23:38:

Is that your feet or the salami in your cart that I smell?

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-03-2008 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time?

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-03-2008 23:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Zild
I saw your gigantic ass from over there in produce so my place or yours? I have fresh sheets!

yeah, never invite them to dinner if they'd clearly break your bank.

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