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Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 00:37:

cHILD! LOL! Welcome to TA!! we are just messin round with you. Its mostly guys on this forum and guys joke about killing people too. Its just a joke (for most people, not too sure about some of these fellers *looks around suspiciously*). If you read this thread as a joke its a lot less bad. uhm yeah. and dont get mad at me lol, i just get them tipsy. Too many girls just havent had the pleasure of being 100% snookered. I get guys drunk too, but as more guys have been drunk girls are just more fun ... do you drink?

Posted by inatrance on Jun-07-2002 00:38:

either you were doing it for attention or to be funny, both of which are lame

Posted by davinox on Jun-07-2002 00:43:

bleh....

quit this moral bullshit!!!!

the question is..... how to get laid....

got an answer?

Posted by inatrance on Jun-07-2002 00:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
cHILD! LOL! Welcome to TA!! we are just messin round with you. Its mostly guys on this forum and guys joke about killing people too. Its just a joke (for most people, not too sure about some of these fellers *looks around suspiciously*). If you read this thread as a joke its a lot less bad. uhm yeah. and dont get mad at me lol, i just get them tipsy. Too many girls just havent had the pleasure of being 100% snookered. I get guys drunk too, but as more guys have been drunk girls are just more fun ... do you drink?

if you are calling me a child, and saying welcome to TA, your are ridiculously ignorant... do you think I don't know how people act on TA..

and no I dont drink

and no.. I am not a crabby asshole.. what you've posted is out of line.. have you ever known anyone whos been raped? thats what I thought.. otherwise you wouldn't be joking about it

inatrance

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 00:45:

Orbax -
I'm 50/50 russian and german, my boyfriend couldn't get me drunk if he tried!

Sorry for ranting on everyone. I've got a bunch of guys wanting to get laid by yours truly. I've found that all guys want is sex and they'll do pretty much anything to get it.

P.S. - I've never been able to get drunk yet, even tried smirnoff.

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 00:48:

As for you guys trying to get laid, ask around. There's alot of teenage girls out there that are just as horny as the guys.

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 00:48:

inatrance, you make me sad...and I am a self-proclaimed protector of women, just to make sure there is no misunderstanding, Ive kicked at least 4 peoples asses because they were being rude to women. I usually dont even know the woman or the man, I just dont put up wiff dat

child, dang, thats pretty cool hehe. I would suggest everclear if you are having problems getting drunk 180 proof and goes down burning!

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 00:49:

ahhh...I shall have to try!

Posted by tranceDJ on Jun-07-2002 00:50:

quote:
Originally posted by cHiLD
As for you guys trying to get laid, ask around. There's alot of teenage girls out there that are just as horny as the guys.

Don't you agree it's pretty awkward though walking up to a girl and asking, "are you just as horny as I am, want to have sex?"

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 00:50:

and send FLystyler your pic so we can all see you on the TA members page look at one of the first threads of this room and youll see something about his contact info /drools in anticipation and mumbles "I likes me da highschool ones"

Posted by nate735 on Jun-07-2002 00:52:

quote:
As for you guys trying to get laid, ask around. There's alot of teenage girls out there that are just as horny as the guys.

This really bosted my confidence, thanks alot

quote:
Originally posted by kid nyce
bend her over and stick it~!
hahaha ya heard...

but on the real tip, u gotta find a way to break the "touching" barrier with her, like how to get your hand up her shirt...start with her lower back holding her then play by tickling her sides...usually she'll pull closer to you and then its all in the kiss!
hope it works

This is good advice, i will try this this weekend and ley you guys know what happens. Thanks for the tips everyone.

quote:
I can't believe how many of you are willing to take advantage of a girl. You think getting us drunk and using our vulnerability to get laid is fun?! What the fuck is wrong with you? Whatever happened to a meaningful relationship and sex that is based on love?Here's a wake-up call to all you guys out there:
HAVE SOME RESPECT!!
The world isn't full of drunken whores with no dignity.
Why would you want to ruin a girl's life?
To males "getting laid" is some kind of accomplishment, but to females IT MEANS ALOT MORE.

If you want to have sex with your girl, treat her right. Don't tell her you love her unless you mean it.
Once you love and respect each other, talk about going further. If she doesn't want to talk about it, she's not ready. If she's ready, well...you all have imaginations.

I agree with the second part of your reply. At 16 i don't think im ready for love, and at this point in life i just want to get laid. If she isn't ready i won't push her into having sex. Ill just find somebody else who will. (without breaking her heart )

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 00:58:

Nah, you just walk up to a girl, be like "will you have sex with me?" and if you don't get your ass kicked, you can assume she likes you. Set up a date and time. Enjoy yourself. I sure hope you're not taking this seriously.

Posted by nate735 on Jun-07-2002 01:02:

quote:
Originally posted by cHiLD
Nah, you just walk up to a girl, be like "will you have sex with me?" and if you don't get your ass kicked, you can assume she likes you. Set up a date and time. Enjoy yourself. I sure hope you're not taking this seriously.

The ass kicking part im not taking seriously, but there are some good tips on this thread. Half of the posts here are sarcastic, but some are really good.

Posted by OrZonE on Jun-07-2002 01:04:

quote:
Originally posted by inatrance
if you are calling me a child, and saying welcome to TA, your are ridiculously ignorant... do you think I don't know how people act on TA..

and no I dont drink

and no.. I am not a crabby asshole.. what you've posted is out of line.. have you ever known anyone whos been raped? thats what I thought.. otherwise you wouldn't be joking about it

inatrance

He was talking about the new TA, her nick is cHiLD .

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
...I get guys drunk too, but as more guys have been drunk girls are just more fun

Don't even go there .

quote:
Originally posted by cHiLD
Orbax -
I'm 50/50 russian and german

Very interesting combination.

quote:
Originally posted by cHiLD
P.S. - I've never been able to get drunk yet, even tried smirnoff.

"tried" is a relative term, "try" a bit more, you'll get drunk, trust me

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 01:07:

Nate- I'm 17/f and am starting to get into a sexual relationship with my boy, so I kinda understand where you are. But I have to say, there are alot of fun and satisfying things you can do without actually having sex. Be creative.

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 01:11:

I wasnt putting a double meaning into the :I get guys drunk too: statement. not sexual, just that I like EVERYONE to be drunk. I think alcohol is great, great, great. Which is why I brew beer

17 and getting sexual!? NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL!!! kids grow up so fast these days when were we ever kids? ...I seem to forget these days, sigh

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 01:18:

Hey,hey...
I'm still innocent!
well...mostly...

Posted by cHiLD on Jun-07-2002 01:23:

Ugh, it seems the more I type, the more I incriminate myself...

Posted by davinox on Jun-07-2002 01:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I wasnt putting a double meaning into the :I get guys drunk too: statement. not sexual, just that I like EVERYONE to be drunk. I think alcohol is great, great, great. Which is why I brew beer

17 and getting sexual!? NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL!!! kids grow up so fast these days when were we ever kids? ...I seem to forget these days, sigh

well...it used to be 12 or 13...bam, yer married....

Posted by lMIlk on Jun-07-2002 01:33:

quote:
Originally posted by inatrance
either you were doing it for attention or to be funny, both of which are lame

well i'm a very lame guy i'm sorry we couldn't be best of friends

Posted by davinox on Jun-07-2002 01:34:

quote:
Originally posted by lMIlk

well i'm a very lame guy i'm sorry we couldn't be best of friends

will you be my friend?

i have no friends, except for Mr. Bonzai Buddy.

Posted by lMIlk on Jun-07-2002 01:35:

quote:
Originally posted by davinox

will you be my friend?

i have no friends, except for Mr. Bonzai Buddy.

sure lets have an online slumber party. Tommorows a good day its friday

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jun-07-2002 01:41:

4 pages and still no answer to the million dollar question: HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE GET LAID

Posted by Ste on Jun-07-2002 01:46:

omg @ the fact this thread exists...

some people need to get priorities right.

Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 01:53:

Child, its all good. Dont feel like a dirty ho

LKOOKK WHAT YOU DID, you GOT ME DRUNK WITH ALL THE COCOHOL, ALCOHOL, TALK!!

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