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| Originally posted by Polyfrost I found this somewhat relevant (sorry for the length): How to Not be a Douchebag Instructions Difficulty: Easy Things You�ll Need: * a big trash can * ability to stop yourself from wearing too much cologne * lack of owning a hair dryer * blazers for work, not for going to bars in * ability to avoid shopping excessively at stores such as express and banana republic Step1 Don't wear more hair gel than me. If it takes you longer to do your hair before we go out than it takes me to get ready, I probably am not going out with you in the first place, so expect to be stood up. Step2 Cologne is good. That is, in moderation. Cologne is for nights out and formal occasions. It is not for say, working on your car or going to the gym. If you're on a treadmill next to me and all I can smell is Cool Water, I'm probably not going to swoon. Step3 Never wear dragons. Dragons are cool in like, martial arts films. Definitely not silkscreened sideways on a t-shirt. Step4 Wear a shirt that fits you. Actually, please just wear a shirt. Don't get me wrong, I like muscles and appreciate the male physique. However, I do not appreciate it being thrown at me unless I paid $80 to see the "Thunder From Down Under" show in Las Vegas. Leave something to the imagination. And for Godsakes, no tank tops! Step5 Jewelry is not for men. Save for a religious medal your grandmother gave you or a class/superbowl/wedding ring, men should not be wearing jewelry. Anything gold and chainlike is especially awful. Step6 Brush up on your vernacular. There's slang and then there's bro-slang. Bro-slang is horrendous and should be avoided at all costs. "For reals," "For Realsies," and "For Cereal" and anything Keanu Reeves might have said in the movie "Point Break" are off limits. Step7 Dress well, but not too well. Men shouldn't look like Nick Nolte in "Down and Out in Beverly Hills" but they shouldn't have deep discussions on how wrong it is to wear black shoes with jeans either(this is a real conversation I overhead one day and it seriously frightened me). Step8 Visors are for poker dealers, Steve Spurrier, and making fun of Steve Spurrier. Wear a hat already. Step9 Don't go to Panama City, Florida after college. You'll look like a tool in da' club. Step10 Don't wear sunglasses at night. You're not Corey Hart and you'll probably just end up falling down a set of stairs because your vision is impaired. Step11 Be yourself. Unless "yourself" is a 30 year old man using terms like "for reals" while wearing a gold chain necklace and jeans with a dragon on them in Panama City. |
fatties are a big turnoff. if your gut is so big you can't see your dick, you should be wearing a shirt. end of story.
metrosexuals
idiot friends
antagonistic
emotional instability
perfectionists
small penis
man boobs (EWWWWW!!!!)
bad teeth
super-SHORT!!
bald headed
bad hygiene
narcissistic/cocky/thinks he's gods gift
no ambitions (shit, I dont need a rich guy but I refuse to support yo ass! at my age, I want a man with a career NOT a job...no walmart workers need apply!!)
and like slylee said: doesnt go down...bitch plz, get outta my room!!! 
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| Originally posted by yankeeBaby small penis |
question for the ladies:
clean shave, or a day or two's growth?
man boobs bother me tremendously
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| Originally posted by tubularbills fatties are a big turnoff. if your gut is so big you can't see your dick, you should be wearing a shirt. end of story. |
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| Originally posted by diggerz you're not a girl either... more REAL womenz plz |
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| Originally posted by yankeeBaby no ambitions (shit, I dont need a rich guy but I refuse to support yo ass! at my age, I want a man with a career NOT a job...no walmart workers need apply!!) |
when girls say 'small penis', how small is that?
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| Originally posted by Yohan when girls say 'small penis', how small is that? |
the million $ question
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| Originally posted by Slylee 6 pack abs (yes, i really don't like washboard abs, it's faggy & vain) |
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| Originally posted by Fledz Ok, not liking them is fine and a personal preference but having washboard abs and a healthy physique is faggy and vain? My lord... |
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| Originally posted by diggerz you're not a girl either... more REAL womenz plz |
Is it just me or a bunch of guys are getting insecure about the responses?
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| Originally posted by Fledz Ok, not liking them is fine and a personal preference but having washboard abs and a healthy physique is faggy and vain? My lord... |
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| Originally posted by Slylee washboard abs (to me) represents a lot of time & effort spent in a gym and/or working out. it means looking really good is very important to you. i don't like that. i like a guy who isn't "perfect" and doesn't give a shit about being perfect either. now that doesn't mean i want a fat slob either. i just like a guy who is somewhere in the middle when it comes to stuff like that and still carries a strong confidence. a guy who wants to look good and tries to eat healthy for the most part, but isn't going to turn down that juicy t-bone either. nothing wrong with that. and not only that but there is a large gay community in south florida and they all seem to have washboard abs lol so maybe i just associate washboard abs to gay guys... |
Girls could have washboard abs aswell, I don't think its that repulsive. Washboard abs is good support for your back too, and shows you have a healthy lifestyle...slylee, I think you're just jealous cuz you don't own one yourself, and neither does your boyfriend:P
Since I'm a dude, I'll say what bugs me about other dudes, that I won't be friends with.
- Guys that always small talk. If I know you don't freaking ask me every day what you are up to or what you have been doing all day.
- A dude that knows when to chill. I'm not so insecure with myself that if you aren't going "out" you feel like a loser. Sometimes chilling at home and watching a game is the funnest activity to do for me.
- A dude that doesn't like sports. Seriously wtf? A friend of mine asked me how to pronounce Favre when watching a Jets game this year.
- Changing your personality around women. I hate when friends are one way with their bros and totally different around women.
- Hate friends that put other people down to make themselves feel better.
Alt Burn!
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| Originally posted by weymouth - A dude that doesn't like sports. Seriously wtf? A friend of mine asked me how to pronounce Favre when watching a Jets game this year. |
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i agree with the guys and sports thing. i think it's really cute for a guy to sit home alone on a sunday and watch football or whatever.
my guy generally doesn't like sports but he loves UFC and owns a sick jet ski and likes to take that out and jump waves and be crazy so that sort of balances it out lol
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