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Originally posted by wotyzoid Worst thing I can remember right now is when I was about 7 or 8 I for some reason came home with a black eye. I don't remember how I got it but it was definitely not because of a fight. So my mom flipped and asked "where'd you get that?" like any mother would and for some strange reason I decided to go along with it. So my mom calls the school and the next day my teacher takes me from room to room asking me to point out who it was. I get to one of the older grades and just pick a kid out of the random. I don't know what happened to him.

That reminds me of when I was about 11 or 12... I told my friend's little brother who was 6, "Go tell your dad he's an asshole.. he'll give you a prize!" His dad was a hot head and I knew he'd flip out. I sat back and watched the fireworks, and when he was crying, "They told me to say it!" I just did what I had to do: deny till you die

I used to do shit like that to my friend down the street. Would get her to call her mom a bitch and tell her dad to fuck off, lol. I was 7.

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Originally posted by jennypie I used to do shit like that to my friend down the street. Would get her to call her mom a bitch and tell her dad to fuck off, lol. I was 7.

HAHAHA!! if I lived in your neighborhood and we were both around the same age growing up, I can only imagine the level of trechery that would go down. I was a little bastard like that when I was little too.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Worst thing I can remember right now is when I was about 7 or 8 I for some reason came home with a black eye. I don't remember how I got it but it was definitely not because of a fight. So my mom flipped and asked "where'd you get that?" like any mother would and for some strange reason I decided to go along with it. So my mom calls the school and the next day my teacher takes me from room to room asking me to point out who it was. I get to one of the older grades and just pick a kid out of the random. I don't know what happened to him.

i have a remarkably similar story to that. you do weird shit when you're a kid.

WTF you raped an underage disadvantage kid?!

That's fucked up dude.

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Originally posted by The17sss HAHAHA!! if I lived in your neighborhood and we were both around the same age growing up, I can only imagine the level of trechery that would go down. I was a little bastard like that when I was little too.

Lol, this girl's dad HATED me. He'd always ban me from coming over...and the mother for some reason loved me and would always go behind the dad's back and invite me back over to play, lol.

One time I went over before they were leaving for church, and she was in her Sunday best. Her dad told me not to play near the pool/get her wet. So of course when he went inside I convinced her to play catch with me while standing on opposite sides of the pool. After a few tosses I threw the ball right into the water in front of her and splashed the shit out of her...and her dad came running outside and, I'll never forget this, told me to "FUCK OFF HOME AND NEVER COME BACK HERE!" Lmfao.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue i have a remarkably similar story to that. you do weird shit when you're a kid.

Hell yeah, I regret a lot about my childhood even though most of it is really blurry to me and I don't remember it all that well. I was bullied a lot and shit too, I never stood up for myself so I was little fucked up in the head I guess. I was the nicest kid ever though. As of recently I can't think of anything truly regrettable, except not applying to my studies as much as I should and could have.

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Originally posted by jennypie Lol, this girl's dad HATED me. He'd always ban me from coming over...and the mother for some reason loved me and would always go behind the dad's back and invite me back over to play, lol. One time I went over before they were leaving for church, and she was in her Sunday best. Her dad told me not to play near the pool/get her wet. So of course when he went inside I convinced her to play catch with me while standing on opposite sides of the pool. After a few tosses I threw the ball right into the water in front of her and splashed the shit out of her...and her dad came running outside and, I'll never forget this, told me to "FUCK OFF HOME AND NEVER COME BACK HERE!" Lmfao.

That is classic. God that sounds exactly like the kind of conniving shit I used to pull. I can't believe that girl's dad told you to strait up "fuck off" when you were 7 years old. LOL!

Oh yeah, I really knew how to piss adults off. I even made my grade 6 teacher, who was a Jehova's Witness, so mad that he literally threw my desk outside the portable and screamed "I'M TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN SHIT!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!"


I was actually scared that day, lol. Scared and pleased.

Everything I do is morally right and just. I am a saint.

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Originally posted by denys envy normally i have really good standards

liar

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Originally posted by jennypie I was actually scared that day, lol. Scared and pleased.

haha... now I'm thinking of things I haven't thought of in ages. I would ride my bike to school in elementary and middle school, and for my own amusement I would use the metal end of my handle bars to scrape up car doors in peoples' driveways along the route. So many kids rode their bikes that unless the people were constantly watching, they'd never know who it was. I also used to start rumors about other kids that they were gay and watch their social lives disappear forever (10-12 year olds will believe anything). I had no reason to do it, I just wanted to entertain myself. Man, if I had a kid like me, I would hate it!

Not finding my girl-friend sooner.

I was going to post in here until I noticed "regret". I regret nothing! Suck it afterlife!

cell phone pictures of fat people

I posted this on the "Worst Situation to have to take a big dump" thread:

I was about 10 or 11 years old at the time and I was waiting for the school bus when suddenly the urge to shit hit me REALLY hard. I was about to head back home but I saw the bus coming about 2 blocks away. This posted a bit of a dilemma since that day there was a school trip to this fucking awesome place and I didn't want to miss it...but then again I had to shit real bad! I went up the bus and about 10 minutes in I just couldn't hold it in anymore and I effectively shit myself. I just remember feeling something warm building up on my butt-cheeks and then an unbelievable stench of shit filling up.

I was scared shitless (no pun intended), if anyone found out what just happened I would never hear the end of it. I could already hear the snappy nicknames coming. So I just sat there motionless, pretending to be asleep and when the time to get off the bus at school came I just stayed last so noone would notice it was me.

My plan was to go to my classroom (which had a bathroom inside), but when I got there everyone was already lining up to board the bus which was taking us on our field-trip. I figured I was not going to have another bus ride with a fucking turd in my pants so I just said: "fuck it!" and ran into the bathroom. Once inside I realized, "what the fuck I'm I to do now?". So I decided to take off my underwear and just drop it in the trashcan and wipe my ass as clean as I could. I finished wiping and started running my ass off towards the bus. I got there just on time, as everyone was still boarding the bus.

To my surprise, the fucking stench was still there and my ass itched like crazy! I managed to hide the fact that it was me for the rest of the trip and as we returned to the classroom to get our things the janitor was there complaining about the shit covered surprise on the bathroom trashcan. I remember there was a big fuss over this as they tried to find out who did it and they actually pinned it on some kid in my class who was nothing but trouble. Those were good times, seeing the bastard cry like a baby swearing it wasn't him!

I was a complete cockhead to my parents a few times when I was a kid. Like completely ripping into them when they wouldn't do something fairly minor (which always seems like a big deal when you're younger).

Also they payed for me to go to a good private school for 5 years and I basically blew it off and failed out of all my classes the entire time because I was too busy playing video games and later on, taking drugs.

In retrospect I look at just how far my parents went for my family and how much they gave up for us kids, and I feel like a complete tool for some of the shit I said and did to them. That's teenagers though I guess.

stole money.

lol the potential ammunition that this thread could hold is mindboggling.

I have a few but would rather not have them on the record in the event that I run for President of the United States of America.

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may inseminate me.

Ah i remember now thanks to jonnys story.

We taught the little kid next door who was about 4 to shout "mummy is a twat" at the top of his voice. We heard him screaming from the beating he took, hope he didn't remember

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Originally posted by woscar I was scared shitless (no pun intended)

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lol pwnd ^

When i was like 7 me and some other kid took some Chicks -as in baby chicken- went to the top of our building -5 floors- and threw them off...



i feel so bad about that now

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Originally posted by Amduscias When i was like 7 me and some other kid took some Chicks -as in baby chicken- went to the top of our building -5 floors- and threw them off...

Brilliant.

But where the hell did you get the chicks from? Were they crossing the road?


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